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Originally posted by Yoda

That's one of the best damn questions you could possibly ask. Bravo. And, of course, the opposite would be interesting, too: what's the cheapest thing you use ALL the time?
Casio calculator circa 1981.

Four bucks ... back then.



Have you ever given money to charity? Which cause?

Have you ever robbed a sperm bank?

What kind of toothpaste do you use? What do your teeth look like?

Have you ever made love to a farmer's daughter?

Where do you run at? Are you still afraid of big scary dogs? Have you ever had to run from a prostitute?



Originally posted by Sexy Celebrity
Have you ever robbed a sperm bank?
You're one funny MoFo, Jason. I shall now, for the rest of my life, refer to sex as "robbing the sperm bank."



If anyone wants to ask me questions like we did for Toose, feel free to. I'll answer them. Just make sure that I know the questions are for moi.

Jason



Originally posted by Sexy Celebrity
Have you ever given money to charity? Which cause?

Have you ever robbed a sperm bank?

What kind of toothpaste do you use? What do your teeth look like?

Have you ever made love to a farmer's daughter?

Where do you run at? Are you still afraid of big scary dogs? Have you ever had to run from a prostitute?
1). Paralyzed Veteran's of America, Habitat for Humanity

2).

3). Colgate, shiny and white.

4). Nope, don't think so...

5). In the woods behind my neighborhood

6). I was never afraid of dogs... In fact I believe I asked if it was wrong to club them

7). Only you, only you.



oh now this thread is good

whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

would you ever do anything extreme eg bungie jump, paraglide?

am i a dude or what?



Crazy...or stupid?

I once dove off a train bridge in northern California ... I think it was 40'. NEVER again!

I bungied once over about 4' of water on the gulf coast. Scary, but I'd do it again. I always wanted to parachute....

I suspect you are....



Originally posted by Naisy
am i a dude or what?
Judging from the picture you once showed me of yourself, I don't think so.
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My life isn't written very well.
1) What's your most recurring dream?

2) How often do you think about sex?

3) Would you ever cheat on your spouse?

4) How many times do you make a mistake before you learn from it?

5) Would you choose to live if you were in an over-crowded life boat and someone had to be thrown overboard
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Great thread….

If you could meet one person (past or present) who would it be and why?

I think someone already asked what embarrasses you but what is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?


Jason, you can answer the same questions if you want to... and LordSlaytan, I think everyone would want to ask you questions...
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Originally posted by Caitlyn
If you could meet one person (past or present) who would it be and why?

I think someone already asked what embarrasses you but what is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
1. The person who will influence my life the best - whether I already know him/her or not. Show me that person.

2. I can't really think of anything specific.... I wipe out memories every now and then. If something comes to mind, I'll respond later, I really have to go. But, I don't think you should get that embarrassed, no matter what.



Originally posted by Toose



1). Black dress shirt, Tan slacks, black Docs, black socks, and a razor sharp grin.

gulp.



There should be threads for each of of us and our questions or even one for all of us together.


Toose...If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would you prefer to be stranded with?

A. Rebecca Stamos
B. Halle Berry
C. Tara Lapinski



Originally posted by r3port3r66
1) What's your most recurring dream?

2) How often do you think about sex?

3) Would you ever cheat on your spouse?

4) How many times do you make a mistake before you learn from it?

5) Would you choose to live if you were in an over-crowded life boat and someone had to be thrown overboard


1). I often dream of being in the dark. It's usually outside as I can feel the bark on the trees as I move....trying to find a way out. The sound of my breathing quickening makes me feel panicked, which makes me move faster and breathe more. I have this one almost every night.

2). ALL the time.

3). There was one time in my life I would have, I think. But no longer.

4). It depends. That's a subjective question. I KNOW getting drunk is a mistake, yet I haven't learned not to... not in 20 years. I know cutting towards myself with a box knife is a mistake... that one only took one time.

5). Good question. I feel I have lived a full life. I'm fairly young but I've done almost everything I've wanted to do.... and I've achieved most of what I've wanted to achieve. If my children were capable of standing on their own then I would dive myself. If not, then I would fight to live.



Originally posted by Caitlyn
Great thread….

If you could meet one person (past or present) who would it be and why?

I think someone already asked what embarrasses you but what is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?


Jason, you can answer the same questions if you want to... and LordSlaytan, I think everyone would want to ask you questions...
It would be a coin toss between Sun-Tzu and Shakespeare. One lived in an age of darkness, the other in an age of enlightenment. Both understood not only the individual man, but the the parts that tie us together as a species... the inherent things that are common. These things are not easy to see, they get lost in self motivations and self preservation. I know those qualities are there in each of us... as sure as we each have a heart that pumps nourishment throughout our bodies.... putting our fingers on the proverbial pulse is another matter.

Hah! Ok....

My first week on my new job.

We have coffee machines where I work. You set your cup inside it, push a button and it fills, seen these? Anyways, I'm going to the room to get coffee. One of my new co-workers (who still teases me) tells me "hey, your boss says she's so glad she hired you... she tells us that you are brilliant." Of course I'm flattered, so i make some remark (don't remember what it was) and push the button to send the coffee to the cup. In my brilliance, I'd forgotten to put the cup (which was still in my hand) into the machine which was now spewing hot coffee all over me. Of course the room had filled by this time with other coffee drinkers waiting for me to quit dancing under the tap.

I proved my brilliance to one and all that day.



Originally posted by jrs1013
There should be threads for each of of us and our questions or even one for all of us together.


Toose...If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would you prefer to be stranded with?

A. Rebecca Stamos
B. Halle Berry
C. Tara Lapinski
Make a thread my man... I'd grill ya!


If given those choices I'd have to choose Ms. Berry.



My life isn't written very well.
Toose:


1) What is the most profound observation you have made about the world thus far?

2) What is the greatest piece of advice you could ever give to your children?

3) When was the last time you were wrong about something you argued in favor of?

4) Do you have a secret that you will never reveal?

5) How long does it take before you trust somebody?