Worst. Song. Ever

There is a new holder for the title of "Worst Song Ever" and it goes to David Hasselhoff and "Jump In My Car"

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I think i might have come close to finding a worse song than the one above!
This is so bad it's almost genius!!!

I don't know who sings this poorly executed pop-fueled tripe, but the name of the song is "You had a bad day"--or something like that. UHG--it makes me never want to chew bubble gum again--ever!

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r66-The member who always asks WHY?

the worst song ever is that song from paris hilton i cant stand it.everytime it comes on i just want to cut off my ears.

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Roads go ever ever on,
Over rock and under tree,
By caves where never sun has shone,
By streams that never find the sea;
Over snow by winter sown,
And through the merry flowers of June,
Over grass and over stone,
And under mountains in the moon.

Where do I begin?

The Final Countdown is awful, We Built This City, My Humps and The Way It Is are all pretty bad, but I think Tarzan Boy is the worst song I've ever heard. That, or We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off. < Odd message seeing as he died from AIDS.

That Hott Topic song. It's not punk rock to even say that Hott Topic is not punk rock. It's not punck rock to even care to mention it. I am not even punk rock, but I know...

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You don't know me! You don't know my eyes!

I think it was called Cheeky Girls or something like that but belive me it sucks,big time!!

Thank U by Alanis Morissette

how bout getting off these antibiotics
how bout stopping eating when I'm full up
how bout them transparent dangling carrots
how bout that ever elusive kudo

thank you India
thank you terror
thank you disillusionment
thank you frailty
thank you consequence
thank you thank you silence

how bout me not blaming you for everything
how bout me enjoying the moment for once
how bout how good it feels to finally forgive you
how bout grieving it all one at a time

thank you India
thank you terror
thank you disillusionment
thank you frailty
thank you consequence
thank you thank you silence

the moment I let go of it was the moment
I got more than I could handle
the moment I jumped off of it
was the moment I touched down

how bout no longer being masochistic
how bout remembering your divinity
how bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out
how bout not equating death with stopping

thank you India
thank you providence
thank you disillusionment
thank you nothingness
thank you clarity
thank you thank you silence


I can feel my jaw tightening just typing this.

When she starts cackling the chorus of this song, I pray for nuclear Armageddon.

William Hung's version of She Bang. Nuff said....

Every Nickelback and Creed song

I'm too sexy. well I am but its still a bad song.

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"You have to believe in God before you can say there are things that man was not meant to know. I don't think there's anything man wasn't meant to know. There are just some stupid things that people shouldn't do." -David Cronenberg

"Lips of an Angel" - Hinder.

Oh. My. God.

I've had to hear this song more times than anyone ever should. Which is one or more times. But still. I had to hear it all the way to Nashville on the way to see mc chris cause I rode with my brother...and then all the way to Memphis. And I have to hear it constantly now cause the dude who teaches next to my room has a student learning it and they play it and rewind it the whole damn lesson. I'm over in the other room about to break something. I haaaaaaaaaaaaaate that song.

Ahahahahahaha. Someone who likes MC Chris and hates "Lips of an Angel." I always knew I had a doppelganger; I just didn't think he'd register here.

Hahahah Nice to know someone else hates it too and likes mc chris.

James Blunt and every Rap song.

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Tell me how to get to Sesame Street.

James Blunt makes me cringe. He's so crappy and yet all these people think he's "deep". Crappy wannabe hippie music.

Now rap on the other hand, I enjoy as long as it isn't mainstream rap like 50 Cent or any of that ****.

That stupid Umbrella song. Oi.

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-Joey
"You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying."

I know I'm probably in the minority here, but I DESPISE "Wonderful Tonight" by Eric Clapton. I like Eric Clapton, I like almost all of his other songs, but that one is like an ice pick in the forehead. Can't even explain why I don't like it, I just have to change the station when they play it on the radio.

"Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves

"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" I don't remember who sings this, but he did have some songs I enjoyed. Just not this one.

"The First Time Ever I saw Your Face" by Roberta Flack

Blech!

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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

Johann von Goethe

The worst song that I actually listen to (like, once a week prob'ly) might be I Need Love by LL Cool J. I dunno, I listen to a lot of cheesy music.

When I'm alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall
and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call
Telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
for the first time in my life, I see I need love
There I was giggling about the games
that I had played with many hearts, and I'm not saying no names
Then the thought occured, tear drops made my eyes burn
as I said to myself look what you've done to her
I can feel it inside, I can't explain how it feels
all I know is that I'll never dish another raw deal
Playing make believe pretending that I'm true
holding in my laugh as I say that I love you
Saying amor kissing you on the ear
whispering I love you and I'll always be here
Although I often reminsce I can't believe that I found
a desire for true love floating around
Inside my soul because my soul is cold
one half of me deserves to be this way till I'm old
But the other half needs affection and joy
and the warmth that is created by a girl and a boy
I need love
I need love

Romance sheer delight how sweet
I gotta find me a girl to make my life complete
You can scratch my back, we'll get cozy and huddle
I'll lay down my jacket so you can walk over a puddle
I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair before we eat
kiss you on the cheek and say ooh girl you're so sweet
It's deja vu whenever I'm with you
I could go on forever telling you what I do
But where you at you're neither here or there
I swear I can't find you anywhere
Damn sure you ain't in my closet, or under my rug
this love search is really making me bug
And if you know who you are why don't you make yourself seen
take the chance with my love and you'll find out what I mean
Fantasy's can run but they can't hide
and when I find you I'm gon' pour all my love inside
I need love
I need love

I wanna kiss you hold you never scold you just love you
suck on you neck, caress you and rub you
Grind moan and never be alone
if you're not standing next to me you're on the phone
Can't you hear it in my voice, I need love bad
I've got money but love's something I've never had
I need your ruby red lips sweet face and all
I love you more than a man who's 10 feet tall
I'd watch the sunrise in your eyes
we're so in love when we hug we become paralyzed
Our bodies explode in ecstasy unreal
you're as soft as a pillow and I'm as hard as steel
It's like a dream land, I can't lie I never been there
maybe this is an experience that me and you can share
Clean and unsoiled yet sweaty and wet
I swear to you this is something that I'll never forget
I need love
I need love

See what I mean I've changed I'm no longer
a play boy on the run I need something that's stronger
Friendship, trust honor respect admiration
this whole experience has been such a revelation
It's taught me love and how to be a real man
to always be considerate and do all I can
Protect you you're my lady and you mean so much
my body tingles all over from the slightest touch
Of your hand and understand I'll be frozen in time
till we meet face to face and you tell me you're mine
If I find you girl I swear I'll be a good man
I'm not gonna leave it in destiny's hands
I can't sit and wait for my princess to arrive
I gotta struggle and fight to keep my dream alive
I'll search the whole world for that special girl
when I finally find you watch our love unfurl
I need love
I need love

Girl, listen to me
When I be sittin in my room all alone, staring at the wall
fantasies, they go through my mind
And I've come to realize that I need true love
and if you wanna give it to me girl make yourself seen
I'll be waiting
I love you