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Sadly Shaun Of The Dead was shorn of its laughs.
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The Straight Story is so long and dragged-out that you might as well call it The Wait Story.
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The Straight Story is so long and dragged-out that you might as well call it The Wait Story.
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you should escape from the movie 'Escape from New York'.
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“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” — Gandhi
Watching 'Home Alone 3' made me want to hit myself in the face with a greasy flaming skillet.
I fell asleep 8 times during 2001 and when i woke up the 8th time it was still playing.
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I fell asleep 8 times during 2001 and when i woke up the 8th time it was still playing.
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Little Kevin McCallister should never have been left Home Alone once, never mind three times! 
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"Well, it's what people know about themselves inside that makes 'em afraid" - Clint Eastwood as The Stranger, High Plains Drifter (1973)
"I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours" - Bob Dylan, Talkin' World War III Blues (1963)
"Well, it's what people know about themselves inside that makes 'em afraid" - Clint Eastwood as The Stranger, High Plains Drifter (1973)
"I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours" - Bob Dylan, Talkin' World War III Blues (1963)
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I mean… that you have Exorcist II as your number one favorite is a roast in and on itself… and that’s not even considering the fact that The Heretic is also part of its title. Nuff said.
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Your tree is dead and needs to be cut down.
(Haven't actually seen The Tree of Life yet. Like I said, this is all in good fun and shouldn't be taken personally or made personal. Unlike, say, Mr. MovieMeditation just above, who overstepped that invisible line. I don't care how eternally fashionable it is to diss Exorcist II: The Heretic...)
(Haven't actually seen The Tree of Life yet. Like I said, this is all in good fun and shouldn't be taken personally or made personal. Unlike, say, Mr. MovieMeditation just above, who overstepped that invisible line. I don't care how eternally fashionable it is to diss Exorcist II: The Heretic...)
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Exorcist II: The Heretic is like an Italian horror film made by somebody who's never seen an Italian horror film.
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Exorcist II: The Heretic is like an Italian horror film made by somebody who's never seen an Italian horror film.
Wow! An Exorcist II diss that I haven't heard repeated ad nauseum!
(Plus, it's actually kind of true...
)That's not a natural red, that beard is totally dyed!
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Haven't seen The Music Lovers but just read the synopsis:
"Composer, conductor and teacher struggles against his homosexual tendencies by marrying, but unfortunately he chooses a wonky, nymphomaniac girl whom he cannot satisfy."
"Composer, conductor and teacher struggles against his homosexual tendencies by marrying, but unfortunately he chooses a wonky, nymphomaniac girl whom he cannot satisfy."
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The Godfather is among the most normie classic films ever made. Listing it as your #1 favorite film is what happens when you watch a few standard classic films, go "I don't know what to make of them, but sure, I'll call them great to make myself look cool", decide you're already experienced enough with classic cinema, and reduce yourself to overpraising hacks like Nolan.
Yeah, I'm talking like Mr Minio now. Deal with it.
Yeah, I'm talking like Mr Minio now. Deal with it.
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Stalker's director Andrei Tarkovsky has a sense of pacing so sluggish that it makes Stanley Kubrick and Luchino Visconti look like Michael Bay by comparison.
(Having said that, I do really like and admire Solaris...
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(Having said that, I do really like and admire Solaris...
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Action Rocks - Drunken Master II - Stuntman, who does all his own acting, Jackie Chan returns to rehash his 1970's romp Drunken Master in a bizarre and awkward mix of a comedy and kung fu actioner, Chan being of course genre-fluid not sure whether he wants to culturally appropriate Buster Keaton or Bruce Lee. Too bad, because all we, the audience, wished Chan would have appropriated with this lame 90's outing was the talent of either of the previously named stars. No doubt, some studio executive had to have had a hangover to approve this, or maybe Chan was just on a huge binge. After watching this... drunk mind you, the only way one could suffer through Drunken Master II, I'll certainly need a nightcap or at least the morning after pill to erase the evening alone with it from my mind.
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