What's the worst movie you have ever seen?

titanic 2 on tubi

I've seen a worse Titanic movie. Great YT riff, too.

Monster a Go-Go. It's so bad, even Mystery Science Theater 3000 struggled riffing it, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's the only episode in which none of the host segments are based on material from the movie. It was quickly cobbled together to be the second part of a double feature and it shows. Even a moment when an actor clearly makes a noise with his mouth to simulate a phone ringing isn't funny. It's just sad.

I mean 2 of those are somewhere between porn and movies and not to be taken seriously, and Blair Witch scared the piss out of me when I was 15, couldn't sleep that night, haven't ever watched it again but respect for budget and what they managed to accomplish.

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Good God, I don't know. But if the question is what is the worst Oscar nominee I've seen in recent years, I could at least boil it down to Green Book or Borat 2. Two uniquely different cases of movies failing in ways that deeply offended me.

For crumb, this is akin to asking Wilt Chamberlain who was his worse lay.

Ya know, I feel like I wanna watch those two movies just to see what you mean... but then I'd have to, ya know, watch those two movies.

Out of Death with Bruce Willis is hands down the worst movie I’ve seen

Green Book is decent, if schmaltzy and indicative of Hollywood’s desire to be comforted by Civil Rights stories, but held together by very strong performances.

Borat 2 is more hastily put together and slapdash than it’s predecessor but has two great lead performances and some genuinely hilarious moments. What Is America is Cohen’s crown jewel of his post-Borat career and deserved the attention that B2 received but I dunno what Crummy is on about.

They’re both better than CODA.

Take it up with MKS, who has been saying very mean things about the character he refers to as Crazy Fat Ethel. Poor, poor Crazy Fat Ethel.

I lol'd pretty hard during parts of Borat 2. Maria Bakalova MVP


I hereby declare Crumbsroom INCORRECT.

This one for me. And I paid full price at an evening showing because my best friend wanted to see this badly, so he, his wife, my wife and I went.
It still hurts!

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My God. You’re becoming too powerful with your MKSisms. Do you even know what power you are wielding!?

I didn't even finish it. It happened to be on Starz or something and I started it about 15 minutes into the movie... I made it about 45 minutes and I felt my brain rotting away.



And the Dutch angles. Oh god, the Dutch angles...

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@Death Proof I keep hearing Travolta in my mind (what's left of it!) snickering, "Stupid humans!" People getting limbs blown off (arms, mainly) and just looking down calmly at the stump. Dreadlock-wearing aliens wearing Gene Simmons boots. Rebels saying something like, "Hurry, they're closing in on you, fast!" and we see the aliens calmly walking slow from a distance as if they're trudging through mud. Aliens wanting gold? Ahh! I want to kill this movie!

Any Dwayne ''The Rock'' Johnson movie...

He wasn't bad in "Fighting With My Family". Maybe because he was only playing himself.

Hard to narrow it down to one, but this one is definitely in the top five: