Worst Things To Say On A 1st Date

57 - Do you swallow?
58 - I see dead people
59 - I'm an official ambassador of the Great Galactic Federation of Peaceful Planets
60 - I don't you to pity me... but I never had any luck with relationships. All my ex's are dead
61 - I have diabetes, atopic dermatitis, slight mood SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS GODDMAN IT!!!!!
62 - Why yes, I love music. Nickelback is my absolute favorite Artist.
63 - Why yes, I love Adele... "hellooooo.... is it me you're looking foooooooor"
64 - I completely abhor the Heteronormative of Cisgender Complementarism of Cultural apropriation and Intersectionality of Toxic masculinity. It's so Rape Culture
65 - Do you have a Scooby Snack?
66 - Do you want a Shaggy Snack?
67 -. "let's talk about sex baby... let's talk about you and me..." sing it... sing it... SING IT!!!!
68 - I pride my self of my Batman figurines collection.
69 - you're ordering a... *gasp* ... burger...? I... I can't... I... I thought were like brother and sister under the protection of the Nature Goddess.
70 - I've seen things, man!!!
71 - I secretly profess the coming of Cthulhu
72 - [after stating that you prefer to listen than to talking] what were you saying again?

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Hahaha... My grandma told me never to marry a bad speller

Bloody Hell! I'm so sodding literal. I guess that's what is going on, as Marvin Gaye might ask, which you probably would NOT ask someone who would bash yer frigging skulls in with music, eh!

But answer me this, those of you who are prone to use nasty, gross imagery: do you do it because it's a big JOKE or because you can hide behind the supposition that (most?) people have that it's a har-di-har-har???? Come on! Be honest already. Are you as nasty as you seem or just gutless and hiding behind a screen? (HEY! that was a rhyme!).

Still the question stands: Are you a JOKE or or you a MAN?!

No. No, I'm not too swift at all.
(But I do know what a winky face means!)

And this is your first day here?

I'm pretty sure Marvin would not be asking anything right now.

Yer a bit of a one, as they say in Halifax! Jeezus! YOU sound, maybe not mad but just stupid. If you think this is anti-sexual, then yer a dozy bugger.

Lighten up, Francis!

Whatever you say. I guess you know Marvin better'n me, eh?

I smell sock.

Lighten up yersen, mate!

Good! Than you've basically got me down.

Who's Francis? I remember Bill Murray sayin' sommat like that...

why did i come into this thread

oh why

Omar... don't be so upset.

Here:

Why YES, it is! Does that mean something?

According to Jim Belushi in his book Real Men Don't Apologize, "I was in K-9." is pretty terrible

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Look, Dr. Lesh, we don't care about the disturbances, the pounding and the flashing, the screaming, the music. We just want you to find our little girl.