Worst Things To Say On A 1st Date

Sup gurl, I have 35,000 posts on a basketball web forum and play chess three to five times a day

A girl said this to me once on a first date...
I got up, walked out, went home, (did what I needed to do)... and never called her again!

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ffs give us a moment to fix things on mobile....no preview option.

I don't get it. Did Mysterio claim to be Peter's dad?

Some pics don't show up here either.

It was imgur... the bastards

As Jesse Pinkman would say, rolling his eyes, "Ahhhh-DUH!"

Not too swift, are ya?

Lucky, lucky HER!!!

Are you like one of them mu-fu's that Joey Badass' character said used chess to improve themselves during the 1700's, in the age of Enlightenment? If so, sign me up! We could really use some of that, seein' as how I'm watching Das Frump claim that Obama wiretapped him (HUHHH???!) and is now covering up his own BULLSh*** cozying up to the Russians before (and after?) the so-called election!

is Mr. Robot psychic or WHAT?????!!!!!

'Tisn't the same, as my German grandma used to say.

Do you know the difference between love, passion and exibicionism? Spit, Swallow or Gargle.

By the way, which one do you prefer?

Wasn't begging, boyo.

PLEASE IN CAPS IS A BEG.

I'm an anthropologist. As such, I am moved to ask :WHY do you feel the need to couch every question in skank/sexual terms??? Does it make you feel more "masculine", more "buff", 'more "powerful"....and so on. Just curious. I shall add your various responses (if they're not idiotic) to my next book.

Apparently that's what Brad said to Angelina, and we ll know how that turned out

Sez you. How's that coming along?

Like The Host, with less screaming Koreans.

I'm lost. I thought this was a parody thread on what NOT to say on first date.

Here's one. A boss took me to a chinese restaurant. Waxed lyrical about his then partner being out of the country so he invited the waitress, yes our waitress, home for 'coffee'. Made her climb in through the window before doing the horizontl limbo nd gave explicit details on why she was a 'dud in the sack'. He then asked if I would climb through his window. I left. I hope she poisoned his meal.