Worst Things To Say On A 1st Date

"Tattoos are a deal breaker."

Do you want five kids or ten?

Where's my money?

"Would you mind excusing me for a minute? I'm actually part of this hall of fame thing on some movie forum, and I just thought of the perfect nomination."

I don't want to sound forward, but tonight my fist is getting all larded up.

My last girlfriend was inflatable

Mom says I look hot

Are you into anal?

Are you into the whole group thing?

I REALLY like dogs. I grew up on a farm.

I'm half Scots, so I only **** sheep half the time.

I am really into c-section scars and stretch marks

My last girlfriend and I are complicated. She was arrested for trying to strangle her manager with her g-string at the strip club.

Smile! I am filming this!

You ever feel like you are being watched?

I Spit on your Grave is my favorite romance movie.

I always felt like I was woman... and a dragon.

I just saw Salo last night and now I am starving!

Wanna see my scar?

You are beautiful. You want to make some money?

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I had it first.

50 - My job? I work in Clinical Analysis.... I'd love to see your poop.
51 - You know that scene in American Pie? yeah....
52 - I was planning to take you to someplace special... you know... being our first date and all... so... huh.... put this mask and gag on
53 - TRUST ME!
54 - Can I see your blood tests please?
55 - I always wanted to date Twins.

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WOULD ALL THOSE WHO RESPONDED WITH SEXUSL OVERTURES PLEASE GO HOME AND DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO...THEN POLITELY **** OFF??? IF that doesn't' work...then your'e hopeless.

Addendum: I meant to write "Sexual" but figured that you lot didn't care about spelling....

I have a real one

Want to see a photo of my wife?

Now if that wasnt bad enough he then showed me a photo of a mother and daughter nked in his bed.

What.The???

It wasnt a date. He was a lawyer I worked with. *vomit*

You sound mad.

Anything you'd like to discuss on an obviously humorous thread that doesn't have to do with a possible anti-sexual humor from your part?

Sounds like a good time for a two weeks notice

My one about tattoos was a real one (it's one I say upfront - which is why I don't get second dates - I also include smoking and any piercings beyond earlobes)!

Here's another... "Are you going to eat the rest of that?"

Yes, this is definitely one of the worst things to say on a first date!

What's wrong with piercings?

PS - This looks sooooooooooo naughty

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If you're a guy, singing this song to your date is one of the WORST things you can say on a first date...

Never been begged to go have a wank before but ok lady, DON'T MIND IF I DO!