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Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
I'm strangely attracted to homosexual aardvarks, but abhor any other form of bestiality.
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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.



I'm strangely attracted to homosexual aardvarks, but abhor any other form of bestiality.
I thought you were attracted to older women who are kinkier more than you?



Hello and welcome, MovieGal. Do you have a question? For me, that is.
No Sexy, that question was for Minio..

I dont think you want to hear my question.



What does George Clooney make you think about?

Has there been anyone in your life that you've been wanting to kick?
George makes me think about wanting to kick him in the dick. And that he is an overrated actor.

Outside of George Clooney I say I'd punch Rosie O Donnell straight in her balls.



Okay. So I see that you have some aggression in you.

You seem to want to take it out on celebrities.

Interestingly, I am a celebrity. Maybe you'd like to kick or punch me?
Kick him GS! I will pay you $50 to fly to where he's at and do it!!




Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
I thought you were attracted to older women who are kinkier more than you?
Sorry.

Aardvaks > Humans

Reason?

Longer tongues. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why do you abhor other forms of bestiality? If you could try one other form, what might it be?
I just do. Any other form? Well, the only one I could try is a fly on top of my penis. A dying fly. You know, when they're dying, they can't fly no more and they just spin on the floor, if it spinned like this on the top of my penis...
THAT PLEASURE.



Okay. So I see that you have some aggression in you.

You seem to want to take it out on celebrities.

Interestingly, I am a celebrity. Maybe you'd like to kick or punch me?
No, you were not in Batman and Robin.



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Yes. I am a male who enjoys wearing women's clothes. Nothing sexual, but it relieves stress and I feel so relaxed/



It didn't, though.

And other Batman movies tried to kill Batman, too.

Why is Batman and Robin more... worse, I guess... than the other films? In that regard?
Too much like the 60's show but no Adam West. Not even a cameo.



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I think that if you enjoy wearing women's clothes in a safe environment, like at home or in places where people will accept you, it is alright.

You say it relieves stress and makes you feel relaxed.

But, do you wish it didn't? Are you ashamed of how good it feels?


Yes. Since it is something out of the ordinary.


I do not feel ashamed of feeling good by relieving stress. It's relaxing and not sexual. Plus I look 15 years younger.


But I make an attractive and very passable woman!



Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
Longer tongues? where? up the bum?
If you like that I can tell one of aardvarks to perform this kind of activity, too.

I see. I did not know that. Why is that so pleasurable to you?
I haven't tried that. YET. Just think of it as a living vibrator!



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When did you start dressing as a woman?

I was in my mid 50's. When I went to a costume party as Charley's Aunt wearing a large hoopskirt, wig, bonnet, jewelry and makeup.


It may have been a repressed desire.



I guess they just couldn't get Adam West. Why do you feel an attachment to Adam West? Why did he need to make an appearance? Do you like the '60s Batman show?
Adam West was my first live action movie Batman.