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Some additional phrases so you don't get lost when fiddling with Captain Spaulding:
G³êbiej i mocniej - Deeper and harder!
Lubiê ow³osione - I like 'em hairy
Bardziej na prawo! - More to the right!
Ty zboczuchu! - You kinky bastard!
Mam chorobê weneryczn±! - I have STDs!
Sp*erdalaj geju! - I don't swing that way! (Polish people are more direct, so it literally means "f*ck off you queer")
Zapomnia³em prezerwatywy! - I forgot my condom!
To boli! - It hurts!
Ile p³acê? - How much is it?
I heard a freakin funny word yesterday. It's 'pytogrzmot' and it's a fusion of two words: pyta (which mostly just means male penis) and grzmot (thunder, boom). It's pretty funny for some reason.
Another funny word is 'pedryl'. It's an obsolete word for 'gay' in Polish. Nowadays it's used in a slang to offense somebody.