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I wouldn't mind seeing some more Slay... Our tastes certainly differ but I'm always looking for something new to watch and have gotten several good ideas from your thread... Get your butt to work and quit slacking off!
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Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
For all of you who have been kind enough to read and comment on my reviews...I'm back.

I'm excited to get back to work for the site, you guys, and myself.
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Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
For all of you who have been kind enough to read and comment on my reviews...I'm back.

Expect new reviews and new quizzes coming from me soon. I'll be going to screeners, so some reviews will be new films, but I also am looking forward to bringing you reviews of classics like Wild Strawberries, foriegn (to Americans) like, well, I guess Wild Strawberries, and indy films too.

I'm excited to get back to work for the site, you guys, and myself.
Even though I already told you on IMs, it's great to have you back! Start slaying!
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I'm glad your back and reving up to start writing again. Your insight has been truely missed.



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Great to have you back! Can't wait to read your reviews!
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Un long dimanche de fiançailles
(A Very Long Engagement)


A Very Long Engagement
Ah, to fall in love. Who doesn’t wish to feel that most wonderful sensation that can make everything else seem so pale, yet so much brighter? I know the times that I have had the pleasure to experience love for myself, it made me feel like all was right in the world and that fairy tales could come true. Yet, reality often intervenes and reminds us all that life can, and often is, harsh and cruel. That is the basic element of Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s newest modern classic A Very Long Engagement.

The amazingly talented and utterly lovely Audrey Tautou returns to the big screen once again paired with one of filmmaking’s brightest sons to bring us a beautiful tale of love, loss, and hope. Mathilde (Tautou) is a soft-spoken young woman who is fortunate enough to fall in love with the man who she will eventually marry when she is still a little girl. Crippled when very young with a case of polio, Mathilde is forced to the outer rim of children’s society, not only because she feels that she cannot fit in with the other children who love to run and play, but also because children are capable of remorseless cruelty. Then enters her love to be, Manech, who lulls her into a trust that she is not used to because of his sincere kindness. That kindness will forever change Mathilde’s life.

Eventually, France calls its sons to fight the German’s in a war where their very survival is in serious jeopardy. Manech has to fight, leaving Mathilde behind to fret and worry. Unknown to all, the German’s aren’t the only people that Manech needs to be afraid of. There are also the General’s from Frances own army that are quite capable of betrayal and heartlessness. Many a soldier out of pure terror, panic, and also idiotic recklessness, injure themselves in order to be let home. One of the more popular ways of self-disfigurement is to injure the hand used to aim and fire a weapon. At the beginning of the film, we are showed five such men who, each in their own way, mutilate their hands. Manech is one of them. Too bad for them that they ever flirted with such an idea, because they are all sentenced to die for their treasonous and cowardly acts by the General who is far removed from the front and is completely dispassionate about the soldier’s plights.

Mathilde in happier days
In time Mathilde receives a message from Manech’s superior officer who says Manech is missing and presumed dead. Due to revelations that I won’t convey, Mathilde soon rejects such a preposterous idea. Manech cannot be dead, because if he were, Mathilde would feel emptiness in her heart, but it is still whole. He yet lives, and she must find him. In a series of events and adventures that would make Alfred Hitchcock proud, we slowly fit pieces of a grand puzzle together that in the end will show us not only Manech’s story, but the story of the other four that were sentenced alongside him. The film does a good job telling many tales from different perspectives, but this is really only Mathilde’s story.

Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s style of direction and cinematography brings to life many different scopes of filmmaking. One minute we are shown the absolute horror of war, then within a matter of moments we are able to chuckle at something quaint and cute happening back where war is only a headline. It comes across as rather shocking when we are taken back to the front, because Jeunet is so capable making us forget that Manech is facing things that would bring us to our knees in our own sheltered lives as we watch the tenacity and ferocity of Mathilde as she navigates her way through the mystery; until we are reminded once again with blood and screaming.

What I like best about a Jean-Pierre Jeunet film is that he loves to tell his stories in colorful and imaginative ways that so many other popular directors’ are unable to achieve. Where one director abuses modern technological achievements and spams the field of vision with unnecessary and pretentious special effects, Jeunet just adds a touch;
Manech faces his sentence
just to brighten the picture where it lacked before. He is a master of the canvass of film, where so many others are hacks. I love the way he respects, not only his work, but also the audience who admires him by not letting himself get carried away with graphics that often only cause distraction. That kind of painting, if you will, works so well with the stories he tells that it causes the film to almost appear dreamlike, as if even in its sadness, it is still a lovely thing to behold. I know of no other living director that can achieve the same beatific result.

All in all, this is a love story. But it is also a war movie. Yet somehow, it easily belies any easy description by being both at the same time, and also being neither. It will break your heart, and it will make you laugh. It may even cause you to pine for the type of love Mathilde and Manech share; because it is innocent and pure, until cruel life gets its muddy paws all over it. And even then, it is able to transcend the horror of it all, and go on, and on, and on.
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Great review Bri… I'm definitely adding this to my list…
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Thanks, Cait.

I heartily recommend this to everyone.

It upsets me that it received so little press considering the world-wide acclaim that Amélie had received and so easily deserved. It also upsets me that A Very Long Engagement was completely snubbed by the Academy this year. This film deserves many nominations; Director, Best Adapted Screenplay, Cinematography, Sound Editing, and Best Actress as far as I’m concerned. I mean, C’mon! Finding Neverland, though sweet and well made, ain’t got nuttin’ on this.



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Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
I heartily recommend this to everyone.
Another great review Bri. This sounds like my kind of movie (moving)...and I love Audrey Tautou. I'll have to wait for it to come out on DVD though.


It's nice to see you inspired to write a review again Bri. Which makes me want to see this movie all the more.



Thanks, Annie.

Yeah, I’ve had trouble starting the first sentence for any review during the past couple of weeks, but I’m forcing myself to try this weekend. I’m writing one for Million Dollar Baby right now, and expect to finish reviews for Hotel Rwanda, The Aviator, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Ray, and Limbo before this weekend is over…or at least I hope so.

Thank you for your kindness and support. I know I can always count on you for that.



Million Dollar Baby
Million Dollar Baby

Million Dollar Baby tells the story of three unforgettable people. There’s Frankie Dunn (Clint Eastwood), a grizzled veteran boxing trainer with a past full of regret and sorrow, Maggie Fitzgerald (Hilary Swank), a 30-something-year-old waitress that dreams of escaping a life of unhappiness and monotony, and Eddie “Scrap” Dupris (Morgan Freeman), the boxer who was trained by Frankie back in the day, who also loves the man who became his best friend and boss. What first appears to be a straightforward boxing tale eventually becomes one of the best films I’ve seen to relate deep love and the sacrifices it can sometimes entail.

The story begins with Frankie losing management of the next contender for the World Heavyweight Championship. Enter Maggie: a woman who desires to have Frankie train her because she knows he’s one of the best, and also because there’s just something about him that she likes. Unfortunately, Frankie wants nothing to do with her; she’s too old, too undisciplined, and she’s only ‘girly’ tough. Fortunately for Maggie, there’s Eddie to help change Frankie’s mind. As soon as Frankie accepts Maggie and begins to train her, he realizes how wrong he had been all along. When he kept refusing her in the past, he never knew her motivations. He never knew the desperation that Maggie lived with that forced her along this path. She confesses that without boxing, her life would degenerate to the point of hopeless oblivion. Frankie can relate.

Clint Eastwood and Hilary Swank
As Maggie proves herself to be the Mike Tyson of women’s boxing, a bond slowly develops between her and Frankie. It is easy to tell that Frankie is beginning to love this sad sack of a girl, especially after he learns how she lives, and where she came from. There is a kinship that they share because, until they found each other, they were both utterly lost. Doesn’t quite sound like Rocky, does it? Well, it’s not. Boxing is really only a back-story about three lost souls that manage to achieve a semblance of grace and dignity, through hardship and hard work.

Clint Eastwood has directed a number of wonderful films. Lately, most of his films have turned towards bleaker things, but somewhere in the darkness there is usually light. Mystic River, for me anyway, was one of the most painful experiences I have ever had watching a film. Yet, there was a faint gleam of hope given to us at the end that at least some of the titular leads would be able to find some happiness again after they had lost so much. Million Dollar Baby doesn’t quite achieve that, but what it does achieve is much more poignant and utterly heart wrenching. I won’t go into detail about it, but assume that many puppies die along the way…it’s that sad.

There are so many things that are exceptional about this film, that I would have to write a review of an essay’s length in order to explain it all, so I’ll just keep it to a few points. One of the many things I liked about it is its slow pace as it wanders along developing the relationships between the three leads. There are conversations that seem to be
Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman
utterly meaningless in nature, but go a long way in informing us who these people really are, and what their life’s stories had taught them. Another thing that is wonderful are some of the ‘lesser’ characters introduced throughout the film. In particular, I enjoyed the presence of Brian O'Byrne as the Priest who tries to help Frankie with his regrets, but becomes so exasperated by him that all he can do is swear. The cinematography by Tom Stern is so subtle that it is easy to overlook as the work of a master, because it actually mimics real life. There are shadows and lights and everything in between, but nothing is where it doesn’t belong. Not many films even attempt such realism, which makes my respect for it reach even greater heights.

Other than the amazing performances by everyone in the film, what makes this film so extraordinary is the deep question it asks; is human sacrifice built from love more important than societies, or your own, ideas of morality. I won’t go into detail about how the film develops, and certainly not the ending (I might have said too much already), but I will say this: Million Dollar Baby achieves something that many films have attempted to do before, yet failed, or have only eluded to; it causes a person to look deep, very deep, into their own psyche and to beg it a question: “What price my soul?”

It is this, not quite by itself, which makes it a modern masterpiece.



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Wow...powerful review Brian. I love your insight into this movie as well as how you summarized it. I can't wait to read the other reviews you're working on.


Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
Thank you for your kindness and support. I know I can always count on you for that.
You're welcome Bri. And, thank you.



Thank you again, sweetie.

If you haven't seen this flick yet, you should. This is exactly the type of film that you really love. Check it out if you can before it's out of the theater.



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Two awsome reviews there Slay, I must see these two films before the Oscars. You make me tingle with anticipation, you really do.
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I think Million Dollar Baby is the best film of the year.