Survivor 9: A Journey through the World

Honey, all I know is I'm here. I'm here in the Finals.

3 VOTES ARE IN!!!!

Mine is one of them. Did I vote based on answers given to my questions? Bitterness? Respect? Chance???


Find out when we return!!!!

I'm worried. Dorothy might have voted for @cat_sidhe just because he's a man and she wants him for a date!



@TheUsualSuspect

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Don't forget to get your votes in if you haven't already.

@TheUsualSuspect
@seanc
@7thson
@HashtagBrownies
@Nope1172
@cricket
@Yam12
@edarsenal

Sexy vs. Cat

We now have 5 votes in.

I just now saw this.

You know.... it didn't totally play out that way, but in my earliest thoughts about what to do in this game.... I did think that the veterans should go first, then the newbies. That's why when @TheUsualSuspect wanted Dannii gone first, I was like.... nooooooooo. Let's get @7thson. Because I knew that veterans shouldn't stay in the game. Get out the more experienced players, first. Those who have played a few times before and did well.... might be harder to get rid of as the game went on. Newbies can be smart..... but imagine Suspect in a game with people who had no idea what he was like. Imagine if I was newbie who didn't know his reputation. I'd easily fall for his tricks.

I got no tricks. I've only won once.

Would I be a two time winner if I win this game?

I did win +1/-1 Survivor.

That was a tough game that took skill to win.

And I won fair and square, unlike Cosmic in Survivor 8.

I would be the first REAL two time winner. Sort of.............

I don't consider Survivor 8 or the +1/-1 to be legit games, in my opinion.

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+1/-1 is basically a popularity game, so I don't consider real either.

If that's the case, then how come @nostromo87 got 5th place out of 34?

+1/-1 Survivor Placements:

34th place - Cole416
33rd place - Mr. Sparkle
32nd place - Gatsby
31st place - wintertriangles
30th place - Destiny
29th place - Optimus
28th place - Wolfsbane
27th place - NextScorsese
26th place - Derek Vinyard
25th place - Sedai
24th place - The Rodent
23rd place - Halfangel337
22nd place - tatmmw2
21st place - The Sci-Fi Slob
20th place - teeter_g
19th place - donniedarko
18th place - 7thson
17th place - Swan
16th place - TheUsualSuspect
15th place - Hit Girl
14th place - TONGO
13th place - seanc
12th place - Daniel M
11th place - jiraffejustin
10th place - Rhys
9th place - Godoggo
8th place - CiCi
7th place - Rauldc14
6th place - Miss Vicky
5th place - nostromo87
4th place - Camo
3rd place - Cobpyth
Runner Up - Nope1172
WINNER: SEXY CELEBRITY

Give me more questions!

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I'm gonna probably want more questions about this game until the end of time. We'll be at Survivor 88 and I'll still think we're at the Survivor 9 finale.

There was also a time where I attempted to save @cricket with an extra vote. Before this game started, @rauldc14 awarded me an extra vote I could use for getting Cricket into the game. He gave the same power to Suspect for getting @edarsenal in the game, but Suspect wasted his power very early on.

I never had to use my extra vote until.... @edarsenal was eliminated.

When @Nope1172 said he was going to work with Cricket, @cat_sidhe and myself.... I really didn't trust him. There was a chance Cricket could get out of the game (lose) with their votes (Nope, Yam, Edarsenal and Hashtag), so I used my extra vote to save Cricket. The extra vote would have caused a tie, and maybe a duel, between Cricket and Edarsenal.

But.... Nope actually did work with us. So I wasted my extra vote for nothing.

If I hadn't used that extra vote, I could have got Nope or Yam12 out next easily. With votes from me, Cricket, Cat and the extra vote.

But because I lost that extra vote, I had to come up with a plan on how I was going to get the next person out.

AND THEN ..... Raul decided to throw a new immunity idol into the mix.

And I didn't have immunity at all. I didn't have immunity because I didn't even bother to play in that stupid challenge involving coming up with ridiculous travel plans for @rauldc14 -- which I was kinda shocked to see @cat_sidhe win and even more shocked to see that @Nope1172 BARELY did anything in it. What was with the two people who wrote one paragraph descriptions? At least @cat_sidhe owned that challenge.

I didn't do the challenge because I hate that challenge (Raul did the same challenge in his Survivor 2, if I'm remembering correctly) and figured I could survive without winning it.

Anyway.... I couldn't find the immunity idol to save myself either.... because Nope already had it.

That was what led to me thinking up the scheme to get @HashtagBrownies out and telling Nope that we were voting out @Yam12, when we really weren't.

Cricket was adamant about getting Nope out that round.... but I told him.... noooo...... that's not safe. What if Nope has the idol?

And he did. Nope had the idol.

So I told Nope we were voting Yam12.... when we weren't. And he used his idol on himself.... wasting it, really, because we didn't vote for Nope. We voted for Hashtag. We got him out that way.

That was a big hurdle I had to get past.

Then I had to worry about whether Cricket was gonna backstab me in the end and take Cat_Sidhe instead of me.

Comically, @TheUsualSuspect, who is usually a nightmare to deal with, was actually kinda easy to get out. THOUGH..... I did tell people he was TOUGH to deal with, and he WAS. But the problem with him, I thought, was... he's MENTALLY tough. He's tough on your emotions. If you can get ahold of people by their emotions, you can act on their behavior like hard drugs. It's a skill you can learn to really manipulate others and get them to like you. All you have to do is provide them with what they want... and everybody needs something.

I mean, he made me WANT TO SAVE HIM.

And that's when I knew he was really very dangerous.

That was almost a lethal injection of nasty Suspect poison.

The fact that Suspect - who I ALWAYS warn people to get out - the fact that I actually wanted to keep him over @seanc in that round where I ultimately decided to get out Suspect...................

Suspect really is Pinhead from the Hellraiser franchise.

Pinhead is a demon who knows all of your secret desires.... he wants to KNOW YOUR FLESH. That is exactly what Suspect is. He is a surgeon of the flesh. A surgeon of the mind.

Luckily I've seen the Hellraiser movies thousands of times. I knew how to deal with Pinhead.



This time at least.

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@Nope1172 also knew the location of the first "Where in the World is Godoggo?" challenge............

AND HE TOLD ME THE LOCATION!



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Oh Nope......

Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope..........

NOPE to winning Survivor should be your full name.

Perhaps you oughta ask Yoda to make a slight adjustment there. Would be nice. The 1172 does nothing for ya.

I do hope you learn from your mistakes.

Pay attention to your nightmares..... for they serve to teach... and train.



Don't they?

....... You know they do.

....... Everyone knows.

....... Yes......................................

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Unexpected game bonus: a goldmine of Ben Affleck pics, some edited in secret illumicati fashion. I had a lot of fun wearing his face.

Seriously. He should wear that.

Once I saw them published, I actually thought I had made a mistake by being so easily indentifiable in the style in which it was presented. I did spend a lot of time on it, though. Researched decent hotels, thought about the possibility of at least one night's gambling, thought about Twin Peaks being a thing for most of us, remembered seeing somewhere that Raul wanted to visit a few places in the US still, and Seattle was on there. So it seemed like a smart choice.

Still surprised I won. I can name almost all the state capitals but I had no idea what a huhu was until I googled it.


From my end, the difference of opinion between you on which way we were going to vote was a nailbiting thriller! I just felt whatever we did it had to be united.

Here is Sexy planting the seed to people for the next Survivor to get me out early, yet again!!!


Also, if I found that first immunity idol, I would have given it to you to prove to you, yet again, that I was on your side. I'm assuming you'd still vote me out even if that happened.

Sexy better win or I'll riot!!!!

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