+3
now that many Mofo's here have degenerated into children... it is time to reveal my true identity!
dun dun dunnnnnnnn!
*takes off mask*
"I am Cornholio! You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay! The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!
You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole! My bunghole has been without TP for many years, I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole! Where I come from, there is no TP! My people we have but one bunghole! You cannot escape the Almighty Bunghole! Run as you may, you cannot escape!"
:P
"I just realized something - This sucks. This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before."
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One day you will ask me, what's more important...me or your life. I will answer my life and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life