Slander the MoFo above you

The thread in where we make up ridiculous lies about each other

Yesterday, I received an e-mail from one of my spy friends that contained a picture of Toose in a hot tub with three gorgeous blow up dolls, which he named Anna, Kristal and Jaqueline.

This morning, I received another one, except it was only Toose and Kristal and they had moved to a washing machine. Anna and Jaqueline were in the dryer together. I'm not sure what to make of these.

OG told me that he once walked into the MoFo staff room and caught SC goose stepping in his underwear while juggling peanuts and singing All Hail the Chief at the top of his lungs. OG quietly closed the door and can't really say how long SC continued with this travesty.

Thir Tooth, Tho many thimes, I thought that by Thuthday, thir Tooth would Thop punthing me in my toofs, but, alath, he wouldnth...

Thilly me!

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Oh, Toose, that happens everyday!

But getting your ears pierced to wear a pair of earrings that you made from an old lady's upper and lower false teeth and then dancing around in a sexy red negligee that she owns doesn't happen everyday now, does it Sedai? It only happens on Wednesdays... at 7:45 pm, right Sedai? Right before you start watching your favorite primetime shows. I know, Sedai... I know.

You just WISH you had the fab dress, is all. Besides, what with all your drooling and clapping you do, it would be tough to keep the thing clean. Say.... Don't people prop you in a dark room and feed you with a sling shot, too? You know, so as not to scare the elderly folk? That would get tough on the dress, too! Yeah, best stick to the burlap sack and plastic bags on your feet...

You know what, I have this lovely Christmas story that I've been meaning to share with everyone, but I haven't yet. I guess the time has finally come. So, like, last December I went out Christmas caroling with these fierce drag queens... and Sedai was one of them!

To which I heard of this same story as well but you left out the most vital parts as to after all the caroling was done SC was invited to this festive drag queen party where everyone say around the Lincoln log talking about their past experiences with boys, shockingly SC's was the most intriguing out of all the stories

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James Sparrow's Rented Reviews!

The Reaping 7/10
Transformers 8.5/10
Flight of the Living Dead 6/10
The Invisible 6/10
Return to House on Haunted Hill 1/10
Planet Terror 8/10
A Mighty Heart 7/10

I saw Mr Sparrow pecking a mouse to death

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Buddha

Was that view from the park bench you live on?

*Zing!!!!*

Sedai told me once that he dated a girl who had a fetish for dreadlocks. Sedai, you might not know, actually has VERY long hair on his butt and he was able to add quite the attractive rastafarian edge to his butt hair. The relationship progressed very smoothly until one day, Sedai's butt hair dreadlocks grew down past his pant cuffs. One afternoon, a false step on a stairwell led to some chipped front teeth, a bald spot on his @ss, and much hysterics and screaming (the pain I think). The relationship soon ended.

Don't tell him I told you.

I had been hearing rumors that Toose had a really big secret involving his sexual organ. Naturally, I thought, HERMAPHRODITE!

But, noooooo... I was wrong, as my spy friend found out, and as I did too through another picture he sent me this evening.

Toose is most definitely a male... however, he does have TWO sexual organs... though, not one of each. More like TWO of the same kind... oh, and four balls.

Sadly, he's impotent in both, but two Viagras fix that and he's off with the blow up dolls again.

I caught Sexy Celebrity doing strange things to my dog.




Called Barry.

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"When I was younger, I always wanted to be somebody. Now that I'm older, I realise I should've been more specific."

Ash may have caught Sexy doing strange things to his dog what he didn't tell is that he was watching for a long while before he sprung them, he was looking for tips for when it was his turn

Nebs spilled her purse in front of me the other day and there was nothing in it but hot pink vibrators....

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Caitlyn's skin is greener than her avatar's.

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Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0

Iroquois actually wears that head band every day

I was expecting a "snake" joke...

Nebbit's greatest crime against humanity was stealing a lifetime's supply of donuts and smuggling them to Africa in the belly of a mutant mud shark, only for the shark to achieve a crazy sugar rush that caused it to explode a mere thirty metres away from Sydney Harbour.

Iroquois was arrested by Caitlyn for a hate crime...something to do with green skin and gamma radiation sickness, not sure about the details.

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7thson sold his avatar in order to feed his placebo addiction.