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Why Are All These Threads Of Me Being Created?
Because you capitalize the first letter of every word on your sentences.



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Um......ok so I capitalized all my letters....wanted to be a little bit original and could not think of a name for myself.....but glad you all forgive me!



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^ That's the best post I've ever seen you make.

On topic, I'm sick of these.
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On topic, I'm sick of these.
Agreed.
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So, don't read them?
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So, don't read them?
It's kinda hard not to wonder what's going on when your name is in the title.



The last few months have been a sleepless hell, my conscience racked by torturous feelings of guilt. Every morning a haggard sleep deprived face would greet me in the bathroom mirror, my stomach would roll and I'd vomit profusely. With sweaty palms clenched I tried everything, prozac, therapy, pilates, cheese, all to no avail, damnation it seemed, beckoned.

One by one my friends abandoned me, women crossed the street as I approached, and tearful bums started offering me money. Personal hygiene followed, as unable to look in the mirror I shunned the bathroom in favor of stale sweat, king sized bags of Curley Wurlies, and gambling on internet zit popping contests. A depraved malaise fueled by self loathing had taken hold, I was on a helter skelter of madness spiraling towards unrepentant oblivion. The end was nigh...

...and then there was light! The answer in three words was emblazoned accross my computer screen, 'we forgive you'. With not a moment to lose I cancelled my twenty pound bet on 'Cecil Blackhead', (who was sure to lose having been matched against the superior 'Pustule Parry') and chanelled my energies into more worthwhile persuits such as painting, Chess, and Tai Chi.

Oh glory to you MoFo, for you haveth delivered me from certain doom, my life has taken on a new meaning in the face of such selfless forgiveness. I am reborn



Threads like these really need to be stopped. They make you feel unwelcome, and unwanted. Can some mods do something about this thread?



I don't know why I for one should have to forgive Unregistered... I mean really. Unregistered is a bit of a schmuck. Some might say a schmuck on wheels.
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I don't know why I for one should have to forgive eMilee... I mean really. eMilee is a bit of a schmuck. Some might say a schmuck on wheels.


i have never been called that but i think Powdered Water is a douche rag!!! forgiveness has to be asked for!!!



I neither asked for nor deserved forgiveness, that being said ( a phrase that has been overused many times), either I neither nor or either or or understand the rule of either or or neither nor.
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Because you capitalize the first letter of every word on your sentences.
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I did nothing of a 'wrong' matter.



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Yeah well my name Martian Leader is in the post. So kinda have to wonder.



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