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We went to the Indianapolis 500 one year when I was a kid and it was so loud. I hated it.

I was in a few thing sports when I was a kid. I wasn't super athletic but I did ok.

I do kind of regret giving up dancing but that's such a tough life and waaaayy more dancers than there are jobs. Plus, I'm 5'8" .I wouldn't get jobs just because I'm a good dealer taller than the average.

People cry over things less trivial than football. All the time.

You're right, and they shouldn't then either.

There are things less trivial than football?

It's the noise that helps you forget what you're watching is repetitive and stupid.

Football is boring. When you watch a football game, as soon as the ball is released, start counting. Usually you can count to 3, and then everybody falls down. If the ball actually makes it into the air, then you can usually count to 5 before everybody falls down.

I got thrown out of Super Bowl party once because I proved that this was true, and nobody enjoyed the game after that because they were too busy counting.

There are things less trivial than football?

I don't have a problem with people crying, I'm just trying to emphasize that I don't understand why people get so worked up and passionate over football that it leads them to crying.

Never go to Columbus Ohio.

I don't have a problem with people crying, I'm just trying to emphasize that I don't understand why people get so worked up and passionate over football that it leads them to crying.

Godoggo, I'll convert you to a Packer fan yet

I'm being mean again though. JJ, I'm totally okay with you loving football. There are people in my life that I love and who are into football - you're one of them.

This makes football pretty unique. It's played in short bursts. I also appreciate the tactics involved. A lot more strategy is put into football than the average fan or a non-fan would think. It's a lot more than just run in a specific direction.

No, it's fine.

Football has been a major part of my whole life. I was a child in a suburb of Dallas, Texas during the years of the Cowboys dynasty. My first year of peewee football, my team got to playing in Texas Stadium. The same place my dad watched Roger Staubach lead the Cowboys to their glory years of the 70s when he was a kid. He was probably more excited than I was. My team won. We ended up winning a championship that year.

When I was in junior high, I got to watch Vince Young lead my favorite college football team to an undefeated record and a national championship. All the while I lived in a neighboring town of a former rival for my Longhorns.

Football has brought me a lot of joy, and it's allowed me to bond with my dad even though we don't agree on much else. All we really have is football and a similar sense of humor (kind of.)

So it's weird to me when people can't see that.