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I've been trying to access this page for the last two hours. Finally made it in.

I received these messages while trying to access the website between 7am and 9am:







Do we all get a free banana for the inconvenience??
(Obviously not one banana each, that would be ridiculous, just the one banana shared between the lot of us)
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That elusive hide-and-seek cow is at it again
*bunch of us.
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I had an internal server error once. A little Metamucil cleared that right up.
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The trick is not minding
Do we all get a free banana for the inconvenience??
(Obviously not one banana each, that would be ridiculous, just the one banana shared between the lot of us)
Speak for yourself. I want my own banana. No split for me unless it’s of the banana and ice cream kind.



Speak for yourself. I want my own banana. No split for me unless it’s of the banana and ice cream kind.
Yoda's not made of bananas you know. At least I don't think he is.



I thought it was a ransomware attack.
They demanded 5,000,000 reputation.
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Me, a survivor of both the RT and Corrie shutdowns, trying to log in this morning:

Chin up, all is not bad - think of the (extreeeeeemely thin) slice of banana that may possibly be coming your way.



Me, a survivor of both the RT and Corrie shutdowns, trying to log in this morning:

Sorry for the PTSD (Posting Traumatic Server Disorder).

Downtime is quite rare around here, and the server is wildly overpowered to our needs, but every now and then (maybe every few months?) it needs a reboot for no discernible reason. Don't worry, though, we're coming up on 21 years, not going anywhere.