Your Porn Name

Tools    





I heard it was a different system.
You first pet's name and then your mother's maiden name.
Get this. This is so utterly disgusting:

Puss McBride

Sure, it's a girl's name, but I'm definitely up there as oen of the most smutty of the names...
__________________
www.esotericrabbit.com



crazed out movie freak
that is pretty filthy bro.
__________________
"Aim high, it costs no more to shoot at eagles then it does to shoot at skunks"



I'm not old, you're just 12.
This really sucks. My Porn name would be Charlie Cottage. I had a little dog named Charlie, and I lived on Cottage Street. I should be selling bagels, not Porn! I stick with my "Exotic Name" from the Your X Name thread: Strappin' Hugh Wantim! That's a great porno name! A Porn Name to Be Proud of!
__________________
"You, me, everyone...we are all made of star stuff." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

https://shawnsmovienight.blogspot.com/



Originally posted by Yoda
I dunno...I think Patti might have you beat already. "Dixie Blackhawk" is pretty flippin' cool.
why thankie thankie chris!
my runnerup name would be jiggsy jefferson.

mary-lo.....being sheltered...i have never heard of this little game.
i am getting some good laughs here.
thanks
__________________
on dance seul, on dance seul.....



Originally posted by The Silver Bullet
I heard it was a different system.
You first pet's name and then your mother's maiden name.
in that case i'd be Dixie McNutt.
ouchee wawaaaa



Originally posted by sadesdrk

Rough and Ready Highway
Kidder Ave.
Relief Hill
You Bet Rd.
Barndoor Way.


bravo sades. relief hill. mwha ha haaa

barndoor way! oooh yaaaa aie aie aie



Registered User
If I picked the second street that I lived on, I'd be Guachero Lacey.

The problem with "Guachero" is that it sounds too manly. I'd make a damn lousy transvestite.
__________________
What kind of dining set defines you as a person?



We can swap if you want.
You can be Puss McBride and I'll be Guachero.

Guachero: The Most Filthy Lover In The World



I think Buttons Elm would be mine...

but my REAL name is Bunny Brown...
. swear to god



so which one sounds better....
__________________
it's better to have loved and lost
than to live with the psycho
for the rest of your life



A novel adaptation.
I had already been asigned a porn name: Arto Longwood.
But anyways, if you use the system, my name is Mack Adrianne.

Oh yeah....
__________________
"We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm."
--Winston Churchill



mine would be

SMOKIE PIPELINE YAHHH!!!!!

the first pet my parents had was smokie and i used to live on pipeline road haha man thats stupid



chicagofrog's Avatar
history *is* moralizing
i had never thought of that! so funny,
i'd be Miss Corvisard...
__________________
We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.



Conformist's Avatar
Appy-polly-loggies
Mine would Be Joe Fox..... I dont know it sounds a little jack rabbity!
__________________
This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time!



Neutral Milk Hotel
Sparky Dartmoore
__________________
" I see in your eyes, the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, whe we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. May and hour of wolves and shattered shields before the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we Fight! For all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand men of the west!!"
-Aragorn: The Lord of the Rings the Return of the King



The People's Republic of Clogher
Storm Doagh

...sounds more Sci-Fi to me...
__________________
"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how the Tatty 100 is done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves." - Brendan Behan



Fuffy-moray.................that is horrible
__________________
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha



Randomly visiting for now
mine is Hamish Anderson, not too bad but doesn't really have that special something.