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Five Minutes of Heaven



Originally Posted by Bumblebee
I went into this not exactly knowing what to expect. It's a movie with meaning, taking part in flash backs and the present time. I don't want to give too much away with this film, but there are two interesting performances and the story line is unique. Ideally the story line is based on forgiveness and letting go. Neeson puts in a wonderful performance as per usual and as for Nesbitt, I have never experienced a movie with him in it - he also puts in a good performance. The Film doesn't seem all that high budget but its worth a watch.



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Five Minutes of Heaven

I went into this not exactly knowing what to expect. It's a movie with meaning, taking part in flash backs and the present time. I don't want to give too much away with this film, but there are two interesting performances and the story line is unique. Ideally the story line is based on forgiveness and letting go. Neeson puts in a wonderful performance as per usual and as for Nesbitt, I have never experienced a movie with him in it - he also puts in a good performance. The Film doesn't seem all that high budget but its worth a watch.
It premièred on TV over here so that probably explains the budget.

Jimmy Nesbitt is an excellent actor, I think, but he's rarely had the film work that his talent deserves. Paul Greengrass's Bloody Sunday is worth a look if you want to see more of him and Resurrection Man definitely isn't.
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It premièred on TV over here so that probably explains the budget.

Jimmy Nesbitt is an excellent actor, I think, but he's rarely had the film work that his talent deserves. Paul Greengrass's Bloody Sunday is worth a look if you want to see more of him and Resurrection Man definitely isn't.
Thank you

I may give Bloody Sunday a look.
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Watched the original "Sleuth".


Too long, too self indulgent, and a slightly confused (the police?) but generally obvious twist.
Only the great Caine and Sir Larry himself give us anything to really enjoy.



Watched the original "Sleuth".


Too long, too self indulgent, and a slightly confused (the police?) but generally obvious twist.
Only the great Caine and Sir Larry himself give us anything to really enjoy.
I like Sleuth a little more than you, and in fact had the opportunity to see it performed in a small community theater.
WARNING: "Sleuth" spoilers below
Quite a feat for those two actors to memorize all those lines. In fact, the theater had fake biographies printed in the programs of all the "actors" who played the various characters.

It was a fun time and ever since then Sleuth has had a special place in the general vicinity of my heart.


So anyway...


Revolver (2005)
Dir: Guy Ritchie

Guy Ritchie takes a stab at neo noir with decidedly mixed results. I liked the style of it, but it's a movie that thinks it's way more clever than it is. The "twist" s so convoluted that I'm sure there are holes in it aplenty, if I analyzed it more closely. The thing is, I just couldn't care enough to do it.

All in all, I thought the first two thirds were damn good, although Ray Liotta is terribly miscast (and pretty terrible in general), but in the last act Revolver pretty much blows up in your face.




RocknRolla (2008)
Dir: Guy Ritchie

Guy Ritchie returns to form. Huzzah!
Although it's not quite at the same level as Snatch and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, RocknRollal is still in much the same vein. Smart, funny, violent, and profane, with double crosses aplenty and a very satisfying finish, it makes for a nice night at the movies



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MASH (Robert Altman, 1970)
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I laughed my ass off at this and thought Donald Sutherland was an absolute hoot as Hawkeye. Favourite bit? his hilarious putdown of 'hot lips' in the mess tent.

Oh come off it, MAJOR. You put me right off my fresh fried lobster, do you realize that? I'm now going to go back to my bed, I'm going to put away the best part of a bottle of scotch... And under normal circumstances, you being normally what I would call a very attractive woman, I would have invited you back to share my little bed with me and you might possibly have come. But you really put me off. I mean you... You're what we call a regular army clown.



Jacob's Ladder (Adrian Lyne, 1990)

A bit of a shaggy dog story this (and a predictable one at that), but Tim Robbins is brilliant and the film high on style and atmosphere.



Bugsy (Barry Levinson, 1991)
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Excellent performance from Beatty, but the film left me wanting more from the story (once the flamingo had been built). I had a hankering to re-watch Scorsese's Casino right after.



The Scalphunters (Sydney Pollack, 1968)

Loved the comedic pairing of Telly Savalas and Shelly Winters in this, otherwise middling western.



Convoy (Sam Peckinpah, 1978)
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Pretty daft road movie (with lots of idiotic dialogue and a dumb plot), but immensly likable and entertaining at the same time. Peckinpah's energetic direction helps a lot, and the final act elevates it to cult status.



Pin (Sandor Stern, 1988)

Well acted psycological suspenser along the lines of Magic (which Mark tabbed recently) and Psycho, about a young man obsessed with an anatiomical dummy (Pin, short for Pinochio) whom he talks to and voices using ventriloquism. His sister knows he's crazy but covers for him until her new boyfriend comes between them. This is well made and delivers some creepy moments but is almost completely ruined by the sugary happy ending.

other stuff I watched....

Colin (Marc Price, 2008)
Reputedly made for a measly £45 this British zombie movie looks more like 45 pence. I've seen more impressive homemade stuff on Youtube and subsequently turned it off after fifteen minutes (hence no rating). This is nothing more than a gainy camcorder home movie, and I'm genuinely baffled as to how it found a distributor. Avoid at all costs.

The Final Destination (David R. Ellis, 2009)
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A formulaic sequel too many (even for staunch defenders of the series like me), this fails to bring anything new in the way of ideas, but still delivers on the tension (especially the cinema inferno sequence).

Tenement: Game of Survival (Roberta Findlay, 1985)

Irredeemable garbage about occupants of a tenement slum terrorised by the usual gang of sadistic 80's punks. Comes off like a grade Z immitation of Carpenter's Assault on Precinct 13, minus all the tension (unforgivable considering the premise) and excitement. Sure there's gore and violence aplenty, but it's way too episodic and snail paced to be fun. Amaturish in every respect.

Mirrors (Alexandra Aja, 2008)
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Keifer Sutherland is an alcoholic cop on suspension reduced to taking a job as a security guard in a haunted old building. Oh and he's estranged from his wife too. Yawn, cliche ridden time filler does deliver a couple of scares, and has an interesting central idea (the evil spirit can attack from any reflection on any surface, anywhere) but everthing else is strictly routine. Good ending though.

Star Trek (J.J. Abrams, 2009)
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Entertaining for what it is, but Pegg is cringeworthy, and the plot undermines the original material. Still probably about as good as could have been expected from a 'Star Trek begins' reboot; perhaps the inevitable sequel will re-address the paradoxical story.



Oh dear! I think I need to see more love for "Tenement", Basically Roberto's only good solo film. I think it still delivers the nasty, 80's, funstuffs.

Yet to watch "Colin". I did have semi-high hopes.



Manhunt - aka “Rovdyr” ( 2008)
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Dir: Patrik Syversen


Norway, 1974, four friends, Camilla (Henriette Bruusgaard) her controlling boyfriend Roger (Lasse Valdal) and brother and sister Mia (Nini Bull Robsahm) and Jorgen (Jørn Bjørn Fuller Gee) are heading out into the deep forests for a weekend of hiking and camping.
Tensions are high in their cramped little camper van and even a break stop at a small diner offers no respite as the locals are not welcoming and then Roger offers a strange, seemingly scared female hitchhiker a lift against the better judgement of a defiant Mia.
They don’t get far down the road though before the group are attacked by a group of men who tie them up in a dark, dense, epic Norwegian forest in preparation for a hunt….



This fast disappearing decade has seen a mini boom in effective Horror film making from Europe.
And this boom has been delivering the goods via, thankfully, a real mixed brew of styles from the gritty and grotesque (Germany‘s "Cannibal", Britain‘s “Mum and Dad“), to brutally extreme movies with art house sensibilities and high class technical skills (France’s “Martyrs” and “Inside”), to serious dramatic Horror (Sweden‘s “Let the Right One In”), to gory, fun, popcorn flicks like Britain’s "Shaun of the Dead", "Doghouse" and Norway’s "Dead Snow", to visceral, back to basics, fare like France’s “Frontiers” and this, Norway’s “Manhunt”.
Along with this boom in production we have also seen (in America too) a return to almost 70’s style and levels of extreme violence and bloody, depraved sadism.
This return to some kind of Grindhouse aesthetic has met with varying success, with Rob Zombie’s astute homage coupling of “House of 1000 Corpses” and “The Devil’s Rejects” being the high point, the "Hostel" films being the middle point and sadly “Manhunt” representing the lower tier.

Director/co-Writer (with Nini Bull Robsahm) Patrik Syversen has made perhaps the most blatantly throwback 70’s film out of the whole bunch. Not only in daring to set his film actually in the 70’s but also in the way the film looks (from the high contrast, simple/muted colour scheme and grimy cinematography) to the soundtrack (David Hess’ haunting folk ballad from Craven’s “Last House on the Left” mixes it with Simon Boswell‘s original score) and this has obviously been done with a fan’s love of that era.
But you need to have your movie have its own strengths to truly make a satisfying throwback to other movies. Your new movie must hold up in every way even without those throwback trappings and this must apply to those who recognise all the retro styling and influence to those who don’t recognise any of it.
And it is here that “Manhunt” falls down.
As its own film it’s simply a barely average Slasher/backwoods film that falls into various silly traps and no amount of retro decoration can change that.

Biggest problem is the faceless killers.
Now faceless killers are okay (though we of course lose a nice extra layer to the film’s dynamic like the glorious ‘Family‘ sequences in the film that “Manhunt“ most apes, Tobe Hooper’s classic “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre“) as long as we don’t spend time with them. If we do spend time with them (and indeed see the faces of the faceless) and even if that time is split into small, individual, scenes, we need to have them deliver some kind of personality and hook.
Here though, even when would-be victim and killer share the same scene, the killers never speak and all share a very similar look and have not a single slice of individual personality.
So during these scenes where we spend time with the killers the film falls between two stools because we now lose the totally faceless, and hence creepy and mysterious, killers but at the same time we are offered up no personality and no interesting dynamic to the killers we have now actually met.
To see this kind of ‘being hunted through the woods by fleeting shapes’ set-up with killers we sometimes actually spend time with watch the forgotten 80’s gem “Hunter’s Blood”, where the being tracked /sudden death horror mixes with a wonderfully entertaining ‘Family of Killers’ plot where we are offered up nutters who are memorable individuals.

The film also repeats itself too much, especially concerning ‘handy weapon’ events.
It’s a nice idea to have the hunters play with their prey (often they are caught, but then given a chance to get free again or used as bait) with the best moment being a wonderful scene where the supposedly hidden victims have actually been seen by one of the killers (who butchers a body right by them), but he decides to walk away and let them think they have evaded the hunters.
But this caught/not caught idea makes up basically most of the film and it can get a bit boring and too often the screenplay gets the lead character, Camilla (actually a very nice turn by Henriette Bruusgaard), out of these situations by having her find a handy weapon just in time. Be it a knife in easy reach, a knife handily dropped on the ground right by her, a shotgun left right next to her hiding spot happens to be or even, when it has now become a running though obvioulsy unintentional joke, a freakin’ bow and arrow just lying on the forest floor waiting to be picked up at a convenient time.

The ending is also a damp squib.
It pulls an old twist we have seen before (sometimes at the end, sometimes in the middle, of a movie) but actually does nothing with it. As the credits roll we are actually left scratching our heads because the set-up leaves us not so much with a nasty twist as an unanswered question.
The fact is what should normally be (an often used, as mentioned) certain doom situation for our character in "Manhunt" actually seems like not such a great threat at all considering what she has just been through and surely she will simply get out of what should have conclusively been her certain demise. Or not? Who knows? But as said, the final end threat seems so inconsequential to what's preceded it, it does not work as a nasty twist…just as an unfinished part in the screenplay.

But it’s not all negative of course.
We have a nicely lean running time, the retro styling is fun and well done, the FX are simple but suitably nasty and generally well crafted (some needless, sadly obvious, CGI blood splatter aside…enough of this crap already!) even if the blood is perhaps a bit too dark (though realistic) sometimes.

The kill scenes are above average fare (though a couple are weak, one is even off screen) and often effectively sadistic in how they are drawn out (in fact a disturbingly sexualised shotgun scene shows just how far the UK censors, the BBFC, have gone in what they now pass), with the first attack sequence being particularly effective.
And the film is generally well made and acted, especially by Bruusgaard who goes from a strikingly attractive 70’s chick to blood smeared screaming ‘thing’ with great efficiency.

But ultimately the film is too repetitive, badly plotted in its set-ups, finishes in a weak way and loses its hook by giving us non-event killers who should have remained unseen if they were to be given no personality of any kind.
Also, accept for language and that wonderfully dark ocean of Scandinavian forest, the movie's need to follow a 70's American Horror/Grindhouse aesthetic means it has almost no other Norwegian identity. Which is, or is not, an issue according to how you feel.
Visceral and too the point, but sadly, in the end, a definite also-ran.



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Star Trek (J.J. Abrams, 2009)
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Entertaining for what it is, but Pegg is cringeworthy, and the plot undermines the original material. Still probably about as good as could have been expected from a 'Star Trek begins' reboot; perhaps the inevitable sequel will re-address the paradoxical story.
Can you elaborate a bit on this one? I just can't agee, and I thought the handling of the transition from old material to new was a stroke of genius. It is absolutely respectful fo the old material, preserves it in a certain way, but then wipes the slate clean for a slew of new adventures for this crew to embark upon. The film is perfectly paced, and I like it more and more each time I see it. The only slight issues I have with the film are the under-played villain and Pegg, who is a bit distracting...
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I think he means that it shows the destruction of two planets which have always been a key part of the Star Trek universe even before the universe has a chance to "begin", so to speak. It also changes the fate of Kirk's own father and Spock's own mother. My wife had a similar problem with that. Of course, they could just go through some wormhole in the next one and fix all that stuff if they want to.
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I think he means that it shows the destruction of two planets which have always been a key part of the Star Trek universe even before the universe has a chance to "begin", so to speak. It also changes the fate of Kirk's own father and Spock's own mother. My wife had a similar problem with that. Of course, they could just go through some wormhole in the next one and fix all that stuff if they want to.
My reading was it became an alternate universe the minute Bana's time-travelling itinerate arrived (at the moment of Kirk's birth), so from that point on they could do what they liked.

I've got a feeling they did it to avoid all the issues of complete fidelity (& being inundated with geek emails ). It's quite a neat solution all told - they get to keep the characters and 'universe', but play with it how they want. In terms of re-inventing it for a new generation, and keeping the old guard mainly on side, it's not a bad idea.
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Can you elaborate a bit on this one? I just can't agee, and I thought the handling of the transition from old material to new was a stroke of genius.
To chime in, I thought it was competent, at least. But when they revealed it, I could almost see the characters winking at me from inside the screen. Part of me wishes they would have just ignored the original series. They don't need to account for discrepancies. We all know it's a new ride.

That said, I don't think the film undermined the original series at all. Maybe in an elitist way, yeah, it did - this isn't Trek of old. But that's the point.

The only slight issues I have with the film are the under-played villain and Pegg, who is a bit distracting...
It's definitely unfortunate that Bana was underused. He's the kind of actor who really could have been a standout villain, one you could (*gasp*) empathize with. His story may not have been original, but at least it had the chance of being heartfelt, and would have created some depth that the film really could have used.

As far as Pegg goes, I don't see an issue at all. For all its awesome, the film is also pretty silly, and I found Pine/Urban's antics far more banal and out of place. At least Pegg brings a natural vitality to his comedy, as well as a more completely defined character (even if it bears no resemblance to Doohan's original). And the Scottish accent is absolutely hysterical.



Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.
I seem to be missing about my last 19 movies, and they're all actually significant in one way or the other. I just don't know how many people really care if I discuss them in my recent standard manner or should I just say things such as: (1) Mulan (
) has a series of spectacular action scenes near the end and is well worth watching; (2) I found Man of the West (
-) to be just as blah this time as the last time, 42nd and ucon, and just about the only thing I liked about its fractured script and presentation is Jack Lord ("Hawaii Five-O") as a subhuman; (3) The Merchant of Four Seasons (
) is my vote for the best Fassbinder flick pre-1972 and it's Wim Wenders' fave Fassbinder; (4) Children of Men (
) is one of the most original films of this century, but that does not mean that everyone will like it; (5) The Prize (
) is, as our long-lost rufnek would say, a better Hitchcock/Paul Newman collaboration than Torn Curtain (
) even though Hitch had nothing to do with The Prize (Hitch's longtime scripter Ernest Lehman did though); (6) Archangel (
)+ is a flick which most film buffs would want to watch (at least until they see it ), but I enjoy it quite a bit although Brenda kept yelling from the other room when it started, "What the Hell is that?"; (7) Performance (
) seems much better to me now that it did 25 years ago. True, it's not as good as the more-modern Brit gangster flix it influenced (The Long Good Friday, Sexy Beast), but it looks much less ugly (some of it is gorgeous) than I recall and is almost comprehensible for about 75% of the time. Then again, some people think it's a remake of Persona; (8) & (9) The Mouse That Roared and The Mouse on the Moon (both
) are two cute, modest, funny flicks where the former has multiple Peter Sellers and a gorgeous Jean Seberg and the latter has Ron Moody and Margaret Rutherford; both have the smallest country in the world (the Duchy of Grand Fenwick) defeating the U.S., first in the use of a nuclear bomb and second in the space race; (10) The Apple Dumpling Gang (
) is an OK Disney flick with the pluses being Bill Bixby, Susan Clark and the orphan kids while old pros Don Knotts and Tim Conway turn out to be debits; (11) Susan Slept Here (
) is a totally predictable Hollywood-based comedy with Dick Powell, Debbie Reynolds and a lack of sex on his part, ha! she wins!; (12) The Philadelphia Story (
) is a stone-cold classic comedy with terrific performances and several dollops of drama, so if you find yourself underwhelmed the first time through, let it grow on you; (13) Empire Records (
) which enjoyably tells a fantasy version of why people love music and would want to work at a record store even if it has little to do with anything other than movie life (sorry, Dom); (14) I'm going to add some more later on because I'm just too busy right now; (15) Sneak previews include Twelve O'Clock High, The Thing (1982), The Bitter Tea of General Yen, Conan the Barbarian and Guy Maddin's six-minute wonder, The Heart of the World (2000).

WAIT! Stop the Presses! Here is The Heart of the World (
+). Please tell me what you think of it. Did I underrate it or should it get a CRUMBUM rating?




As such I'll have to keep this brief...one Harry Lime special coming up
Hey!

Well actually, I don't even write one measly stinking sentence, so you're way ahead of me with this post.

edit: And thanks Mark for the Maddin video. As soon as it was over I said to myself "woah, I'm gonna have to watch that again". You're rating seems about right, I'd even go a half point higher considering it's a short. Sad to say of Maddin's work I've only seen Careful, and that was years ago. Shame on me as a fellow Canadian. I have My Winnipeg set to watch, just haven't gotten around to it yet. Any other suggestions?



Star Trek (J.J. Abrams, 2009)
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Entertaining for what it is, but Pegg is cringeworthy, and the plot undermines the original material. Still probably about as good as could have been expected from a 'Star Trek begins' reboot; perhaps the inevitable sequel will re-address the paradoxical story.
Can you elaborate a bit on this one? I just can't agee, and I thought the handling of the transition from old material to new was a stroke of genius. It is absolutely respectful fo the old material, preserves it in a certain way, but then wipes the slate clean for a slew of new adventures for this crew to embark upon. The film is perfectly paced, and I like it more and more each time I see it. The only slight issues I have with the film are the under-played villain and Pegg, who is a bit distracting...
I think he means that it shows the destruction of two planets which have always been a key part of the Star Trek universe even before the universe has a chance to "begin", so to speak. It also changes the fate of Kirk's own father and Spock's own mother. My wife had a similar problem with that. Of course, they could just go through some wormhole in the next one and fix all that stuff if they want to.
Thanks Mark, that's exactly what I was refering to. Like you I expect they'll address this in the sequel. Overall I liked the movie just fine, and found it very entertaining hence my
- rating.



WAIT! Stop the Presses! Here is The Heart of the World (
+). Please tell me what you think of it. Did I underrate it or should it get a CRUMBUM rating?

i like Heart of the World a lot. i'd give it at least
, but in my original tab on it i gave it the same rating you did.

looking at that post i didn't really say anything useful about Archangel, just a sorta quick description that doesn't really bring any recollection to mind... pathetic.

was Twilight of the Ice Nymphs on the version you got, and if so, did you watch it?



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I've seen Twilight of the Ice Nymphs before, and I didn't like it, but I'm waiting to watch it again with Sarah. I would have spent a full paragraph on Archangel if I hadn't put it into my "catch up" post. It certainly is full of technique and wildly-original plotting, but I don't think it's quite as impressive as his more-recent Brand Upon the Brain! and My Winnipeg.