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Be careful Blib! He's actually a raving lunatic that only posts when he gets the nerve to leave his cave. He doesn't do that often anymore because of his hemorrhoids, but he will still try to lure you to his den of smelly evil. He's losing his mind and his sense of self. Soon, he will be living on tubers and huckleberries, coming into town to terrorize married women and homeless rodents everywhere. If you're unlucky enough to get on his bad side, he may become your friend, then you're in really, really, really, really, bad danger because he'll go all Lenny on ya'. I've seen it happen man! Once, my buddy Afroman decided to feed Sir Toose a rabbit and, because of that, Sir Toose made him a friend. I ran screaming (because I'm really a coward), but I could hear him behind me saying, "...and I'll hug him, and squeeze him, and name him George." Ever since, I dedicate my life to warning unsuspecting people like you. I just couldn’t live with myself if something happened to you when I could have diverted it. Oh sure, I’d still be able to masturbate and eat Frito Lay products…but I wouldn’t enjoy them! Not really anyway. Yeah, okay…I’m not fooling you; I’d still enjoy those things, but I wouldn’t enjoy tooth extractions! So just remember I warned you about Sir Toose, birthday or not, you must be wary dealing with the likes of him. Not only is he scary, he’s rather hairy. Not to mention he’s a f….
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