Sheep 2018

Bring it on, Cricket.

Maria Sharapova: Cobpyth, Steve Freeling, Cosmic, Chyp

Serena Williams: Hashtag, Raul, CR

Anna Kournikova: HoneyKid, Miss Vicky

Ronda Rousey: Edarsenal, Cat

Danica Patrick: Jiraffe

Rose Namajunas: Camo

Evgenia Medvedeva: Gatsby

Miesha Tate: MovieMed

Martina Navratilova: Captain Steel

Jenna Jameson: Sexy Celebrity

Scores-

4 Cobpyth, Steve Freeling, Cosmic, Chyp

3 Hashtag, Raul, CR

2 HoneyKid, Miss Vicky, Ed, Cat

1 Jiraffe, Camo, Gatsby, MovieMed, Captain Steel, SC

I believe Anna is the correct answer

You googling bastards. I should have stuck with google.

I probably would've personally picked Ronda Rousey, but I haven't heard anyone talk about her in awhile. I don't even know who Maria Sharapova is, but I've heard her name thrown around a lot, and when I googled "sexiest female athletes" she was pretty close to the top of the list, so I went with her haha.

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I think MMA probably has the best looking female athletes. For whatever it's worth. Paige VanZant, Gina Carano, Miesha Tate, and the main one: Mackenzie Dern (for some reason the first pictures that show up on google for her are her worst)

I just went off the top of my head and was like "Who was that hot tennis player that dated Enrique Iglesias?" and then Googled "enrique iglesias girlfiend" and got Anna.

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Robbery, theft, shoplifting, stealing a criterion collection DVD: Hashtag, Gatsby, MovieMed, Miss Vicky, CR

Public Drunkenness: HoneyKid, Jiraffe, Camo

Speeding: Steve Freeling, Cosmic

Murder: Cobpyth, Yam

Unpaid parking tickets: Raul

Drunk Driving: Edarsenal

Self Defense: Captain Steel

Punching some arsehole who deserved it: Cat

Prostitution: Sexy Celebrity

Being too handsome: Chypmunk

Scores-

8 Hashtag, CR

7 Miss Vicky

6 Cobpyth, Steve Freeling, Cosmic, Gatsby, MovieMed

5 Chyp, HK

4 Raul, Jiraffe, Camo

3 Ed, Cat

2 Captain Steel, SC, Yam

This is my favourite answer.

I love cat and SC's answers.

Pick your nose, dig for diamonds: Hashtag, HoneyKid, MovieMed, Edarsenal, Cobpyth, Jiraffe, Cat, Miss Vicky, Cosmic, Camo, CR

Go to bathroom, take shlt: Raul, Chyp

Toss off: Gatsby, Yam

Drop a bunch of F-bombs: Steve Freeling

Dance: SC

Scratch my scrotum: Captain Steel

Scores-

19 Hash, CR

18 Miss Vicky

17 Cobpyth, Cosmic, MovieMed

16 HoneyKid

15 Jiraffe, Camo

14 Ed, Cat

8 Gatsby

7 Steve Freeling, Chyp

6 Raul

4 Yam

3 Captain Steel, SC

Pfffft... who waits to drop F bombs until nobody's looking? F*** that.

If Camo and I tie, can we have a boxing match to determine the tie breaker?

Pug: Gatsby, HK, Jiraffe, Yam, Raul, Cosmic, Chyp, CR

Chinese Crested: Captain Steel, Miss Vicky

Mexican Hairless: Ed, Cat

Chihuahua: Hash, Cobpyth

Poodle: MovieMed

Pitbull: Steve Freeling

Bulldog: Camo

Rosie O'Donnell: Sexy Celebrity

Scores-

27 CR

25 Cosmic

24 HK

23 Jiraffe

21 Hash

20 Miss Vicky

19 Cobpyth

18 MovieMed

16 Camo, Ed, Cat, Gatsby

15 Chyp

14 Raul

12 Yam

8 Steve Freeling

5 Captain Steel

4 Sexy Celebrity

I’m sure SC dances like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs when nobody is around.

I couldn't believe that one. Pugs are so adorable.

Steve Freeling: wtf pit bulls are adorbs.

Huh, I never would've thought pug. Most people I know think they're cute. I don't think they're cute, but they're popular.

OH WAIT HAS THIS STARTED?!?!?!?!?

F*ck pugs.