The MoFo Personal Pictures Thread

God also gave me this Miracle Cattle Prod. Let me use it on you and you will be healed!

Think how different the Mormon religion would be if Joeseph Smith had decided God and Jesus had given him one of those instead of golden books.

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See how miraculous things are getting already?! Look who's here -- Honeykid! Honeykid has a special connection with God:



He's been intimate with God's limo driver.

Devorah and I for a recent Halloween party:

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I hope that's you on the left.

Sorry, but just browsing through this thread, came across this shot & it wasn't the Elijah Wood lookalike which I saw first, but (how can I put this?) the unfortunate way the chaps on the chap in front make it look like he's got his chap out...

that is soooo true

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That is

Ouch! time to give it up

I saw pictures of Powderfinger naked. He looked good.

You are a wild, wild man. You're outta control. I really hope you start controlling yourself more.

Well, I don't go out to cause trouble at all.

But bouncers and pigs, don't care if you unable to speak clearly as my speech is terrible.

Both times I was dancing, then I spilled my beer time at the casino. Last night I was just dancing then the knob head security said "go now!" Then when I tried to get an explanation, the coppers turned up outside of then Pub and the tackled me to the ground. I didn't raise my fists, not even close. F them!

Were you dancing like this?:



or this:

Probably more like this guy...

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A week later and look like a million dollars..

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Powderfinger, I think you're kinda hot. I don't think you need to worry about your voice problem. You're better off having no voice anyway.

Women like the tongue anyway, if you use it properly..

I'm afraid to think about where that tongue has been... although, I should talk.

Exactly mate. Some guys don't like to give head to a woman, I really don't understand! One of my brothers, he can't get a head J from his misses...lol! That cracks me up. She has never really done it, they've been married for 20 years. If that's not a clause to divorce, I don't know what is..

PMs, dudes. PMs. Leave this thread for people's photos and all that.

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