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Chapter One:
Yoda's eyes fluttered open as he awoke, flat on his back, in the damp and foggy forest. The branches of the trees above formed an artificial ceiling between himself and the night sky. In the distance he heard a voice cry out. a sickening parasite slavering in Yoda's stomach reminded him to think, I have an appointment to keep...with doctor whats-his-name. He knew that only one thing could produce such a sound, so ignoring the discomfort in his stomach, and the beauty of the night, he arose, anticipating his inevitable encounter with the being.
Creeping through the forest while the deadliest Testakhakan watersnakes slept close by for 1,000 years, Yoda hoped that the whiny voice he had heard belonged to Yolanda, his green-eyed, purple-skinned hot girlfriend. As he walked on a path heading towards his village, a dark ominous figure erupted out of the criackle bushes on his left and intercepted him on the path blocking his way (unfortunately, Yoda was still a young padawan at this time and only had his little wooden scabbard with him). The figures blue eyed gaze, the colour of frozen death, pierced itself deep into the inner depths of our protagonists soul.
Without thinking, the small man jabbed his little wood sword into the giant's direction and in a garbled voice said, "T-t-tt-tt-arr-yy with me giant, and th-th-ou will sh-shurley loose a ch-chestnut! O-o-o-oor maybe even t-two!". Though large in stature, the giant was swift in motion and anticipating the direction of the sword, side-stepped, leaving Yoda off-balance. Before he could swing around, the large man in the shadows lifted him by one of his pointed ears and said, "What the hell is a chestnut?"
your turn..
I'll compile the posts on this one as it goes...(if it goes).
One sentence per post....
Chapter One:
Yoda's eyes fluttered open as he awoke, flat on his back, in the damp and foggy forest. The branches of the trees above formed an artificial ceiling between himself and the night sky. In the distance he heard a voice cry out. a sickening parasite slavering in Yoda's stomach reminded him to think, I have an appointment to keep...with doctor whats-his-name. He knew that only one thing could produce such a sound, so ignoring the discomfort in his stomach, and the beauty of the night, he arose, anticipating his inevitable encounter with the being.
Creeping through the forest while the deadliest Testakhakan watersnakes slept close by for 1,000 years, Yoda hoped that the whiny voice he had heard belonged to Yolanda, his green-eyed, purple-skinned hot girlfriend. As he walked on a path heading towards his village, a dark ominous figure erupted out of the criackle bushes on his left and intercepted him on the path blocking his way (unfortunately, Yoda was still a young padawan at this time and only had his little wooden scabbard with him). The figures blue eyed gaze, the colour of frozen death, pierced itself deep into the inner depths of our protagonists soul.
Without thinking, the small man jabbed his little wood sword into the giant's direction and in a garbled voice said, "T-t-tt-tt-arr-yy with me giant, and th-th-ou will sh-shurley loose a ch-chestnut! O-o-o-oor maybe even t-two!". Though large in stature, the giant was swift in motion and anticipating the direction of the sword, side-stepped, leaving Yoda off-balance. Before he could swing around, the large man in the shadows lifted him by one of his pointed ears and said, "What the hell is a chestnut?"
your turn..
I'll compile the posts on this one as it goes...(if it goes).
Last edited by Sir Toose; 02-17-03 at 03:24 PM.
Consider me a spectator for now. Perhaps I'll jump in later. 
I like the idea, though. Great thread, Sir Toose.
