Quote of the Day

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”

George Carlin

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We are both the source of the problem and the solution, yet we do not see ourselves in this light...

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"It's not so much how busy you are but why you are busy; the bee is praised, the mosquito is swatted."

~Marie O' Conner

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"It's not the destination, but the things you learn on the way there"

“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself”
~Charles Manson

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Is there someone inside you?
Sometimes.
Who is it?
I don't know.
Is it Captain Howdy?

"Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong."

- Bob Hope

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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
My IMDb page

"Seeking to know is too often learning to doubt."

~Antoinette Deshoulieres

"And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandary
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place...

...called AAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!"

-- "Weird Al" Yankovic, Albuquerque

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Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0

"He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career."

- George Bernard Shaw

All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.
T. E. Lawrence

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Comment is free but facts are sacred

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."

Elbert Hubbard

"Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and some times you weep."

~Carl Sandburg

"Son, if you got it and do it too much, you'll look like a Tijuana whore, that's how I met your mom."- he's a sailor, we don't judge. He follows one rule and that's the rule of the sea!

-My pa

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I used to be addicted to crystal meth, now I'm just addicted to Breaking Bad.

"If you're not pissed off, you're not paying attention." -- Author unknown

"I used to be lost in the shuffle, Now i just shuffle with the lost"
~unknown (to me)

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."

- Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

"Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here."

George Carlin

"Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive."

~ Elbert Hubbard

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."