Hi everyone. My name is Dorothy Zbornak, and I love to scare small babies and animals. And my mother.
Ok, totally kidding.
Ok, so here goes with my real intro.
Name: Joey
Age: 24
Location: Hellhole, Kentucky
Occupation: What is this?
Hobbies: Word does not compute.
FAVORITES
Favorite Movies (Some all time, some just of the moment): Beauty and the Beast (Disney), The Wizard of Oz, The Sound of Music, Mame (I know, I know, I KNOW!), Pete's Dragon
Favorite TV Shows: The Golden Girls, obviously; I Love Lucy, Roseanne, a bunch of crap on Food Network
Favorite Singers/Musicians/Artists: Stevie Nicks, Celine Dion, Kelly Clarkson, Tina Turner
Ok, totally kidding.

Ok, so here goes with my real intro.
Name: Joey
Age: 24
Location: Hellhole, Kentucky
Occupation: What is this?
Hobbies: Word does not compute.
FAVORITES
Favorite Movies (Some all time, some just of the moment): Beauty and the Beast (Disney), The Wizard of Oz, The Sound of Music, Mame (I know, I know, I KNOW!), Pete's Dragon
Favorite TV Shows: The Golden Girls, obviously; I Love Lucy, Roseanne, a bunch of crap on Food Network
Favorite Singers/Musicians/Artists: Stevie Nicks, Celine Dion, Kelly Clarkson, Tina Turner
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-Joey
"You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying."
-Joey
"You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying."