Movie everyone HATES

And a movie everyone should hate is Top Gun. They should hate it because it bombards you with cloying sympathy for a whiny self-pitying jerk. Oh yeah, and the jerk is Tom Cruise, which means that pity should be the last thing you feel. Also, Highway to the Danger Zone.

Who's Your Caddy? I don't know why I spent $ on it.

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Couldn't you find anywhere else to go....



BTW... you have the power....

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Everyone has the luxury of giving their own opinions. If you wish to discuss inalienable rights and their appropriate application, there are threads abound to do so in Intermission. My opinion is that the thread title stinks while the premise of the thread is fairly sound (but would be vastly improved by Pimp's suggestions).

Yes.

Very astute, sir. I'm considering either changing the thread title or making one with that title. Or you could do it and I would +rep you til the cows come home.

When have I ever been that heavy handed? You judge me unfairly, sir.

Wherever I may roam, where I lay my head is home.

Toose!! that's gross... you lay down where you've been pissing? Man, just move over a few feet why don't ya?

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I'm still trying to figure out why his "love interest" (1) looked old enough to be his mother (it was like watching Lizbeth Scott seduce Andy Hardy) and (2) was an expert on combat flying and manuvers although she (a) had never been in the military and (b) had never been in combat. Would you want to be at 30,000 ft with a 1,000 mph heatseeking rocket headed up your tail and have to rely on what a civilian theorist had taught you?

What was really puzzling, however, was why they had to cut that "Top Gun" class short so that group of hot pilots could face the perils of--gasp--the Libyan Air Force! Sounds more like a job for airport security since the only way Libya ever downed an aircraft was by planting a bomb aboard. Couldn't the Navy simply have used the pilots who had already completed the previous "Top Gun" class some weeks earlier, or had the Libyans already shot them all down?

That's the problem of being a super power with no enemies of comparable ability. Hollywood has to send its "Top Guns" off to fight Granada or the Panama Canal Zone.

That, my good man, is entirely dependent upon volume/quality of alcohol consumed. I can be a skid row drunk better than anyone else I know

When I grow up, I want to be just like rufnek.

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You're joshing, right? Or have you forgotten to take your antidepressants again?

I want to be able to analyze every single movie I see and notice every single plot hole and inaccuracy in it. That said, Top Gun is way too easy, man. Do something like Vertigo or Se7en again.

Unless its already been made, I'm making it, right now. Scrabble will have to wait.

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Someone else should make that thread. My mind is blank. I can't put my hate for the new Transformers into words.

You choked under the pressure of it all.

A keyboard will never be able to accurately translate my feelings of hate into something you guys can relate to.

Is this a bad time to say I really liked Transformers?

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We are both the source of the problem and the solution, yet we do not see ourselves in this light...

And why would you want to say something like that?

Man, I liked it too, wish you'd try and explain why you hate it so much, Pimp. Would it be enough to say you hate it with "the heat of a thousand suns" (or the cool contempt of a thousand pimps)?

i liked it too..good mindless entertainment for a few hours,pimp. but my choice for the movie for everyone hates is JAWS 3D!!!

I'm gettin' real angry right now.

Hey, I actually saw Jaws 3 in 3-D. It wasn't good, but it was better than Jaws: The Revenge, even if it wasn't as funny.

I'm going to have to rent Transformers so I can maybe pizzle the shizzle outta Pimpy.

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