Vampires, Assassins, and Romantic Angst by the Seaside: Takoma Reviews

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Oh how I love Phantom of the Paradise - one of my all-time faves - a great, great movie.
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I haven't seen Scarface (not De Palma's fault, but decades of terrible people having the poster in their room or wearing the t-shirt has built a strong, negative association!)
Aw, but it's so good, regardless of certain bad seeds in its fanbase, not unakin to its spiritual successor on TV, Breaking Bad (though not quite on the same level as that one of course, heh). Still really good, though!: https://boxd.it/10bkZj



It's already on my watchlist and, ugh, fine, it's on Netflix. I'll get to it sometime soon. (Soon-ish. Once the time-travel horror machine makes it to the 20s.)



Excellent! Now if you just watch the aforementioned Breaking Bad & Cowboy Bebop, you'll never have to watch anything else ever again, heh.



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For what it's worth, Takoma, if I felt DePalma was soulless and was looking for films of his that moved me more, I would go with Carlito's Way. It has a lot of feeling for its characters. And I actually really like Pacino's performance in this because it's not all the yelling and hamming and shit. Penelope Ann Miller and Sean Penn are also aces in this.
My other favorite DePalma (other than Paradise) is Blow Out, which is a pretty great movie and really, aesthetically, one of DePalma's very best.



Blow Out is one of those movies I feel like I should have seen by now . . . but just haven't? Maybe because it's never streaming on my services. I should just order it from the library.



Americans talking about ordering movies from their library is so cute.

Like, I don't even know if it's possible here, but I'd be surprised if it was. I never heard of a single person who'd do it here.
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Americans talking about ordering movies from their library is so cute.

Like, I don't even know if it's possible here, but I'd be surprised if it was. I never heard of a single person who'd do it here.
The library in my town has a nice selection of films. I haven’t rented from them because I have enough options available on streaming. Also, there is a movie rental right down the street from me, so it’s closer.

Not sure why it’s “cute”. 🤷



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Blow Out is one of those movies I feel like I should have seen by now . . . but just haven't? Maybe because it's never streaming on my services. I should just order it from the library.
The scene where he reconstructs the accident and adds sound to it is very well done.



The scene where he reconstructs the accident and adds sound to it is very well done.
I know literally nothing about Blow Out. Or whatever I do know I always get confused with another movie. But I take it that this film is not about getting your hair done before a wedding?



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I know literally nothing about Blow Out. Or whatever I do know I always get confused with another movie. But I take it that this film is not about getting your hair done before a wedding?
Well, one must avoid spoilers so I guess you will have to discover this for yourself. 😎
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I know literally nothing about Blow Out. Or whatever I do know I always get confused with another movie. But I take it that this film is not about getting your hair done before a wedding?
It's all open to interpretation I suppose.



Blow Out would also get a strong recommendation from me, though I feel Takoma might be more likely to enjoy Carlito's Way. Definitely watch both though.
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Scream, Blacula, Scream, 1973

When a dying Voodoo matron decides to pass her position of power onto her apprentice, Lisa (Pam Grier), instead of her son, Willis (Richard Lawson), the latter decides to get revenge by raising Blacula (William Marshall) from the dead. But Blacula will not be controlled by Willis, and instead quickly builds a small army of vampires. Yet instead of vying for power, Blacula longs to have his soul and his humanity restored, and he sets his sights on Lisa as the one to help him.

Grounded in moving character work, this is a surprisingly compelling sequel to the original film.

There are plenty of superficial reasons why someone might not check out a movie: a bad poster, an eye-rolling title, a cringe-worthy tagline. I’ll admit that I’d never paid much attention to Blacula or its sequel because the titles made them sound like the kind of exploitation that I wouldn’t care much for. But I’m glad I finally took the plunge because this film is definitely toward the top of best horror sequels and is just an all around great horror movie.

So much of the credit for how good this movie is rests in the main character, also known as Mamuwalde, and the way that he is portrayed by Marshall. He is a vampire, but one who still retains some of his humanity and longs for his human days in Africa. The movie drops in little moments all throughout the story that force us and Mamuwalde to reflect on what his life was and what it is now. The most poignant is perhaps when he attends an art show featuring a collection of African art and jewelry. The look on his face is bittersweet nostalgia, and also the awareness that his life and loved ones are now history to be set behind museum glass.

I also really loved the portrayal of Mamuwalde’s conflicted feelings about being a vampire. Turning others into vampires gives Mamuwalde power, but we can see that it is empty. When Mamuwalde looks down at the small collection of men and women he’s turned, he has nothing but contempt for them. While many vampire films mostly focus on the angle of erotic control and the vampire as seductor/seductress, there is something mechanical and removed about the way that Mamuwalde systematically turns the people who stand in his way.

The film also has two strong supporting performances in Grier and in Don Mitchell, who plays Lisa’s boyfriend, Justin, an ex-police officer who gets drawn into investigating the spate of deaths in the area. Justin and Mamuwalde have several cat-and-mouse conversations, while the conversations between Lisa and Mamuwalde are more empathetic. In a lesser film, there would be a love triangle with Mamuwalde trying to seduce Lisa. Instead, it’s something more moving, as Mamuwalde sees Lisa as someone powerful enough to help restore his soul.

In the horror department, there’s plenty of good stuff here. An eerie sequence involves Lisa staying up with one of Blacula’s victims, Gloria (Janee Michelle), who at one point arises from her coffin and calls pleadingly to a confused Lisa. There’s also one heck of a final showdown between Blacula, Justin, and a slew of police officers.

From head to toe, this is just a solid horror movie with a fantastic central performance and engaging subplots dancing around him. This is a movie with teeth and with a heart.






Silent Night, Bloody Night, 1972

One day in 1950, a man dies horrifically burned alive in his own home. Twenty years later, the man’s grandson, Jeffrey (James Patterson) decides to sell the mansion he inherited. But things are not quite as they seem in the small town. When Jeffrey arrives to complete the sale, he finds that his agent has disappeared and he must team up with the mayor’s daughter, Diane (Mary Woronov) to figure out what happened and how it connects to dark events from decades earlier.

An intriguing premise gets buried under slow-moving scenes and a nonsensical conclusion.

Curse that interesting poster art! Despite middling scores and reviews any time the film has come up, something about the movie’s poster has always drawn me in. I have a decent tolerance for a low-key 70s horror thriller, but this one just can’t find its mojo until far too late in the game.

Oodles of horror movies trade on the idea of a small town where things just aren’t right. It’s tried and true because it can be a very effective set-up. An outsider wanders in with no clue about the hidden histories and long-buried secrets. The movie sets up quite a few intriguing dynamics. Jeffrey’s lawyer---and the lawyer’s mistress--is gruesomely dispatched by an unseen killer. A mysterious person calls the sheriff, identifying themselves as “Marianne”.

I liked the dynamic of Jeffrey and Diane trying to figure out the history of the house. The movie frequently shows flashbacks as sepia-toned montages of still photographs. I quite liked this effect and thought it added an eerie element that elevates the movie from looking low-budget, which it surely would have if it had just done black-and-white flashbacks. There’s an actress who plays a person who lived in the house who is part of the flashbacks, and I thought she did a great job of bringing emotion to her photographs.

It’s only in the last act that the movie really gets some traction, mainly because it finally gets into the outlandish history of the house and its occupants. I was very mixed on this final act, because on the one hand, it is probably the most engaging part of the film. On the other hand, the last act leans heavily into stereotypes about people with mental illness. There are also about three different things we are told that simply don’t make any sense, and retroactively make a lot of the film non-sensical.

As for the ultimate ending . . . . oof. I found it pretty underwhelming and limp. This is a case of a movie holding its cards close to its chest, then playing them all at once in a frenzy, but by the time those cards land, we just don’t have enough emotional investment in the characters for it to hit.

Great poster, middling movie.






Chameleon Street, 1989

Loosely based on a true story, William Street (Wendell B Harris Jr) is tired of working for his father’s security company, listening to his wife’s complaining, and in general being trapped at the lower end of the rat race. Street decides to become a professional, just without all that pesky schooling. Faking it until he makes it, Street impersonates a reporter, a lawyer, and even a doctor at a hospital, spinning stories as he tries to stay one step ahead of the truth.

Anchored in a unique cinematic voice and an underdog story that is in a constant state of attraction and repulsion, this is a must-see.

I’m not sure I can think of another film I’ve seen recently where I found a main character so appealing and yet also really disgusting. As portrayed by an uncredited Harris (who also wrote and directed), Street’s every utterance is layered with intelligence and contempt. And perhaps most endearing---in a totally sociopathic way---that contempt remains even when Street is totally out of his depth.

As with so many grifters and conmen, one of the greatest tragedies here seems to be that Street could have had any of the careers he fakes if he had pursued them in earnest. When it’s necessary for pretending to be a doctor, he buckles down and studies hard. But it isn’t the careers themselves that Street seems to be chasing, so much as the respect and status that come with them. There’s something of an extra heft given that Street is Black, at times sitting amongst men who would consider him an imposter/outsider even if his credentials were real.

Honestly, I found this film completely captivating. Despite knowing that Street’s behavior was illegal and immoral, some part of me was charmed by him and wanted him to succeed. Yes, that wears off quite a bit when Street performs surgery on a woman, noting that her stretch marks “gross him out”, and his charm has worn pretty thin around the time he pretends to cut his daughter’s throat with a knife. But Harris really manages to create a character who is loathsome yet captivating.

The direction itself at first seems a bit too normal for the very strange main character and story, although at times, that only served to highlight how weird it all was. Street’s poetic inner monologue at times clashes hilariously with what is happening on screen. I think that for me, this contrast actually captured conceptually this man’s sociopathy: from the outside it looks normal, while on the inside all manner of unspeakable things are happening.

All of this exists in a wonderful mish-mash of social/cultural references. In one of his first escapades, Street attempts to blackmail the wife of a famous baseball player. Later in the film, he and a partner show up to a party dressed in absolutely stunning renditions of the main characters from Cocteau’s Beauty and the Beast.

One part of the film I’m still mulling over is the way that it dips into moments of homophobia and a lot of misogyny. The film is so embedded in Street’s point of view, that I genuinely have a hard time separating out if the film thinks women are money-hungry monsters who drive men to extremes, or if that’s just Street’s point of view on the women in his life. My sense was that it was more the latter, but that doesn’t necessarily negate the way that those characters come off.

Many reviews mention the baffling fact that this film won the Grand Prize and Sundance and then wasn’t picked up by a single distributor. After watching I immediately went to Harris’s IMDb page, and was very dismayed to see that this remains his only directing credit.

Definitely worth checking out.






Mask Girl, 2023

This 7-episode drama-thriller-comedy centers on Kim Mo-mi (Han-byeol Lee; Jin-Ah Im; Hyun-Jung Go), a young woman who has always dreamed of fame and admiration, but whose plain looks have meant she’s always overlooked. Performing livestreamed sexy shows to a small but loyal audience as Mask Girl, Kim Mo-mi’s life is turned upside down when she decides to pursue her attractive boss. Scheming, murder, and revenge stack up quickly as petty office jealousies rapidly get out of hand.

Outlandish, violent, and darkly funny, this is an addictive comedy-thriller.

I will often say that I don’t like stories about bad people doing bad things. And for the most part that is true. But this series is an absolute thrill-ride through a world where EVERYONE ranges from deeply flawed and selfish (at the best) to violent and cruel (at the worst). For fully five or six of the seven episodes, there’s a kind of relief in knowing that nobody in this universe is innocent.

The structure of the series is that each episode largely takes place from the point of view of a single character. The first episode is Mo-mi’s point of view. The second episode is from the point of view of a co-worker of Mo-mi’s who has a crush on her, and suffers in agony as she pursues the sexy boss. We sometimes rewatch familiar events from a new point of view, and each episode fleshes out both large and small moments from previous episodes.

Probably the most compelling thing about the series and all of its characters is the way that it builds large, outlandish plot moments from very understandable social and cultural experiences. Mo-mi has always wanted to be a famous singer/dancer. When she is little, she gets wild applause as a cute Kindergartner doing a dance at a talent show. But by the time she is in high school, with an average-looking face, her talents go unnoticed and she is openly mocked for her looks. It’s a very sympathetic situation, and yet the series challenges us to decide how far she can go to get what she wants.

All of the characters (well, most of the characters) are trapped by social dynamics into becoming the worst versions of themselves. Men who are lonely imagine that they are gentlemen who would be the knight in shining armor to their women they lust after, yet when the moment arises, they believe that they are “owed” sex and don’t hesitate to use violence to get it. Mo-mi assumes that she is owed love and attention from her boss, something that justifies ruining another woman just because the boss prefers her over Mo-mi. There’s an utter lack of compassion that pervades the series in a fascinating way.

I genuinely thought that the series had ended after the fourth episode, the first time that a character behaves in a genuinely selfless way. But not so! There are three more episodes, and the series keeps its dark humor, but adds emotional stakes by introducing two characters who are genuinely (relatively) innocent and do deserve protection. Suddenly, the outlandish events have consequences we care about, and I was shocked to find myself actually tearing up at the final scene in the series.

This series is full of actions that are cruel and upsetting, but it rolls along nicely because it is also very funny. (Sidenote/mild spoilers for animal lovers: despite the dark humor and gory content, the animals all make it out okay!) The characters are all so deeply self-centered that they will go to incredible extremes to get what they want, and it creates an interesting dynamic where we can sympathize with the characters and their problems, yet quickly get pushed to the point where their actions are unconscionable.

This is a compelling, easy-to-watch thriller. It’s the film equivalent of a page-turner and highly recommended.