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Victim of The Night

Well, this is an incredibly silly movie made for just a half million dollars despite having Adrienne Barbeau, Bill Mosely, and Coolio in it (for better or worse).
It's sort of micro-budget love-child of Demons and Night Of The Demons but with the full intent of being a very, very silly film. And lots of day-glo paint.
A group of frat/sorority-stereotypes break into an abandoned convent with an urban legend surrounding it and end up in the middle of a ritual conducted by wannabe-Satanists... that unfortunately actually works.



Everyone starts getting turned into demons until Adrienne Barbeau shows up with a shotgun.


At just 79 minutes I actually didn't mind this movie. It's somewhat amateurish and very ridiculous but it's trying (pretty hard, actually) to have fun so I just decided to go along with it.
Honestly, I suspect everyone here has seen worse. Some of you might even enjoy it.



The Lair. Neil Marshall wrote, directed and edited this creature feature about a British fighter pilot shot down in the Middle East only to hide in a bunker populated by monsters. It’s got a real made-for-TV feel to it and all the actors are bathing in the river of ham. But the monster and gore effects looked good. It ended up being trashy fun.

Green Room. Rewatched this since I only saw it once back when it first came out. I liked it more this time around, I forgot Maeby was in it.



Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Housebound a thing for a while, either here or elsewhere? If I remember correctly, it was liked?



Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Housebound a thing for a while, either here or elsewhere? If I remember correctly, it was liked?
Thanks for reminding me about Housebound! It's been on my watchlist for a long time. All of my Letterboxd followers give it high ratings and my favorite movie podcast, Junkfood Cinema, likes it for what it's worth.



I thought this movie was such a nothing burger. I watched it relatively recently and can't remember a thing about it.
I read some article or review that made me think The Wind is a hidden gem. A hidden rhinestone, maybe. Not terrible, but I wish I had just rewatched The Witch instead.



Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Housebound a thing for a while, either here or elsewhere?

Oh yeah, that was almost worldwide back in 2020. There were mask requirements too.



Fiend Without a Face -


The atomic age gave everyone plenty of new things to fear, which movies materialized into everything from giant lizards to giant ants. This is a prettt good entry in this subgenre that manifests them into something perhaps even scarier: entities that cannot be seen until its too late. They're just another reason why the residents of Canadian farming town Winthrop are angry, the main one being that the U.S. built an Air Force base on their property. If it's not their planes scaring the animals, it's their nuclear plant threatening to irradiate everyone. When someone mysteriously ends up dead near the base, it's up to Major Cummings (Thompson) to investigate.

The most striking aspect of this movie you will pick up on pretty quickly is its boldness, such as in having an unfavorable stance towards American imperialism. I was not surprised to learn that this is a British production, in other words. While our hero is an American major, I am used to the Americans in movies like this being treated with kid gloves even when they are at least partly responsible for the monster's existence. My favorite, not to mention darkly funniest example of this is the airplanes drowning out a pastor's sermon during a funeral for the first victim. That boldness extends to the violence, with credit going to the actors for making what the fiends do to their victims as painful as it sounds - in short, it involves spine removal and brain ingestion - and to the animators who make the demise of the fiends' visible form as bloody and gruesome as possible. It's not surprising that the movie received an X certification from British censors at time of release. If you prefer horror that is eerie and suspenseful, though, the movie also has that covered pretty well. A scene in which Cummings explores a cemetery and gets stuck in a crypt put me on edge, as does one where the locals hunt for whatever is picking them off in the creepiest forest this side of Deliverance.

Despite standing out in some ways that other '50s monsters do not, it's in line with the average one in too many other ways for me to consider it great. There's the clichéd love interest, professorial talking head, aforementioned gang of not-so-bright locals, etc. Also, with the possible exception of Reeves' Professor Walgate, I found the typical performance to be bloodless and indifferent. If you're a devotee of this subgenre, however, you should seek it out. Just be prepared for the odd sensation of not having your American patriotism restored afterwards.



Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Housebound a thing for a while, either here or elsewhere? If I remember correctly, it was liked?
It's a lot of fun! Yes, it did have a moment.

I read some article or review that made me think The Wind is a hidden gem. A hidden rhinestone, maybe. Not terrible, but I wish I had just rewatched The Witch instead.
It's more like a hidden button. You go, "Ooh! Is that a quarter?!". No. It's a button. And you don't own the jacket it came from anymore.



+1 to Event Horizon, that movie rules



The Apology. A woman learns the truth about her missing daughter from an ex who shows up late one night. This movie’s got some names! Anna Gunn and Janeane Garfolo star in this performance-driven thriller. And it’s the performances alone are the only thing of note here. It’s pretty dull otherwise.

Kids vs. Aliens. Kids fight aliens. This had some cool lighting and a couple of surprisingly gruesome kills but the alien costumes are weak and all the shouting gets tiresome. Thankfully it’s only like an hour and eight minutes.

Jennifer’s Body. Back when it first came out everyone hated it I thought it was ok at the time. Rewatching it now when everyone loves it I think it’s still ok. I forgot Young Neil is in it.

Slash/Back. Inuit girls fight aliens. This wasn’t bad. The kids aren’t too annoying and the aliens do some creepy stuff. I imagine I’ll forget about it before long.



Victim of The Night
Fiend Without a Face -


The atomic age gave everyone plenty of new things to fear, which movies materialized into everything from giant lizards to giant ants. This is a prettt good entry in this subgenre that manifests them into something perhaps even scarier: entities that cannot be seen until its too late. They're just another reason why the residents of Canadian farming town Winthrop are angry, the main one being that the U.S. built an Air Force base on their property. If it's not their planes scaring the animals, it's their nuclear plant threatening to irradiate everyone. When someone mysteriously ends up dead near the base, it's up to Major Cummings (Thompson) to investigate.

The most striking aspect of this movie you will pick up on pretty quickly is its boldness, such as in having an unfavorable stance towards American imperialism. I was not surprised to learn that this is a British production, in other words. While our hero is an American major, I am used to the Americans in movies like this being treated with kid gloves even when they are at least partly responsible for the monster's existence. My favorite, not to mention darkly funniest example of this is the airplanes drowning out a pastor's sermon during a funeral for the first victim. That boldness extends to the violence, with credit going to the actors for making what the fiends do to their victims as painful as it sounds - in short, it involves spine removal and brain ingestion - and to the animators who make the demise of the fiends' visible form as bloody and gruesome as possible. It's not surprising that the movie received an X certification from British censors at time of release. If you prefer horror that is eerie and suspenseful, though, the movie also has that covered pretty well. A scene in which Cummings explores a cemetery and gets stuck in a crypt put me on edge, as does one where the locals hunt for whatever is picking them off in the creepiest forest this side of Deliverance.

Despite standing out in some ways that other '50s monsters do not, it's in line with the average one in too many other ways for me to consider it great. There's the clichéd love interest, professorial talking head, aforementioned gang of not-so-bright locals, etc. Also, with the possible exception of Reeves' Professor Walgate, I found the typical performance to be bloodless and indifferent. If you're a devotee of this subgenre, however, you should seek it out. Just be prepared for the odd sensation of not having your American patriotism restored afterwards.
This is a low-key favorite of mine.
I saw this on Creature Feature when I was quite young and remembered certain images from it but it was lost to history for so much of my life. Then the miracle of the internet brought it back into my life about 15 years ago.
It's hard to say how much of my enjoyment was nostalgia and the joy of finding something lost, but I actually enjoyed it a lot and it continues to be a fave.



Just sort of piddling through horror films this October. Not yet sure how much cram I've got in me this year.


But so far, I've watched a couple


Psyched by the 4D Witch - I'm just going to say when you mix really awkward soft core porn, nonsense occult rituals, home movies of college campuses, loads of 60s kaleidoscopic filters, plastic snake ****ing and lots of close ups of the kind of Halloween masks you once could buy in convenience stores, then just repeat these images on a maddening cycle while voice over narration explains a story about a woman searching for astral plane orgasms so she can retain her virginity for her father....ya, it's a horror movie. Where else could you also shoe in a sub plot about a sex vampire on the rampage.


Only fans of Doris Wishman and Kenneth Anger need apply. Quality work by probably some new age 70s pervert who died of a meth overdose.


Follow That Skirt - maybe qualifies as a proto slasher, if that's allowed when the movie contains zero suspense and seems less interested in hating the women that die during the 25 minute runtime, and instead is envious of how good they look in those dresses.


I believe there may end up being a theme of my Halloween viewing this year where most films are only barely horror.


Barely horrors are usually better anyways.


Final Destination - Hey, this looks like a real horror. And also kinda sucks like a lot of the real horrors I've seen lately. I watched it and remain unafraid of slippery floors. Fail.


Pearl - so much better than West's previous stylistic homage. Who'da thunk hed be better suited to Technicolor melodrama than Grindhouse. Honestly not great at this either, but it's at least in the ballpark, and he kind of makes his own thing during the process. Seems the revel in its artifice in a way that seems to understand the sandbox he's playing in this time. Doesn't undo the slumming that was X, but at least washed it's bad taste out of my mouth.



The Apology. A woman learns the truth about her missing daughter from an ex who shows up late one night. This movie’s got some names! Anna Gunn and Janeane Garfolo star in this performance-driven thriller. And it’s the performances alone are the only thing of note here. It’s pretty dull otherwise.
Yeah, I also thought it was pretty meh.



Shadow in the Cloud. Chloe Grace Moretz stars as a last-minute addition to a crew flying a cargo plane in WWII that’s transporting a mysterious package and a troublesome gremlin. It uses space and sound to convey the claustrophobic setting really well and ends up being like 75% of a good movie. Unfortunately it jumps the shark and gets so damn absurd in the third act it dampens the whole experience.


Resident Dvil Death Island. As a big fan of the RE games I’m thrilled we as a society moved passed all that Alice nonsense and started making movies that focus on the characters and world we love. This latest CGI entry sees our heroes solving a crisis at Alcatraz. The production value is pretty wonky here with the animation quality varying from scene to scene and some sub par voice acting. But this movie works best during the action horror scenes where everything comes together and really captures the feel of Resident Evil.



This is a low-key favorite of mine.
I saw this on Creature Feature when I was quite young and remembered certain images from it but it was lost to history for so much of my life. Then the miracle of the internet brought it back into my life about 15 years ago.
It's hard to say how much of my enjoyment was nostalgia and the joy of finding something lost, but I actually enjoyed it a lot and it continues to be a fave.
It is in the Criterion Collection, which is how I discovered it. It is pretty cool that they're branching into '50s horror. The Blob and First Man Into Space (which I haven't seen) are in it as well.

Speaking of nostalgia, does anyone else not have any for this genre? In other words, I watched little to no horror in my childhood or teens. The only ones I remember seeing are Army of Darkness and Evil Dead 2, which I enjoyed more as comedies. I only started watching horror regularly in my thirties because I was inspired by the original Horrorcram thread. I was like, "hey, you guys are really into this thing. Maybe I should check it out!" I'm glad I did. Since then, I've been doing horrorthons every October.



I mainline Windex and horse tranquilizer
Shadow in the Cloud. Chloe Grace Moretz stars as a last-minute addition to a crew flying a cargo plane in WWII that’s transporting a mysterious package and a troublesome gremlin. It uses space and sound to convey the claustrophobic setting really well and ends up being like 75% of a good movie. Unfortunately it jumps the shark and gets so damn absurd in the third act it dampens the whole experience.



A great terrible movie. They broke physics. And that soundtrack - sounds like it should have been in some sort of 80's teen movie. Still, I loved the ridiculousness of the thing.
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It is in the Criterion Collection, which is how I discovered it. It is pretty cool that they're branching into '50s horror. The Blob and First Man Into Space (which I haven't seen) are in it as well.

Speaking of nostalgia, does anyone else not have any for this genre? In other words, I watched little to no horror in my childhood or teens. The only ones I remember seeing are Army of Darkness and Evil Dead 2, which I enjoyed more as comedies. I only started watching horror regularly in my thirties because I was inspired by the original Horrorcram thread. I was like, "hey, you guys are really into this thing. Maybe I should check it out!" I'm glad I did. Since then, I've been doing horrorthons every October.



I'm an oldfart so in the 70's as a kid I remember watching the creature double feature on Saturday afternoons. Attack of the Mushroom People (Matango), The Green Slime, Gorgo, The Thing from Another World. As bad as my memory is, I still vividly recall watching The Curse of Bigfoot a couple of Saturdays before Christmas, probably circa 1979-80 while my parents were downstairs putting up Christmas decorations.



It is in the Criterion Collection, which is how I discovered it. It is pretty cool that they're branching into '50s horror. The Blob and First Man Into Space (which I haven't seen) are in it as well.

Speaking of nostalgia, does anyone else not have any for this genre? In other words, I watched little to no horror in my childhood or teens. The only ones I remember seeing are Army of Darkness and Evil Dead 2, which I enjoyed more as comedies. I only started watching horror regularly in my thirties because I was inspired by the original Horrorcram thread. I was like, "hey, you guys are really into this thing. Maybe I should check it out!" I'm glad I did. Since then, I've been doing horrorthons every October.

I should. As a young teen, I remember watching Them! and parts of The Thing from Another World, and probably a number of other things I can't quite remember (do I need to list Bodysnatchers as well? Because I watched that one as a kid so many times). But as an adult, I'll periodically watch one of these movies and I don't quite get into it as I'd expect myself to. (Bodysnatchers still holds up really well). It feels like I just need to find the right thing to watch. I think Fiend was on the higher end of the enjoyment scale.


I thought Fiend without a Face came into the collection quite a while ago. (Googles... 2008). It feels like they periodically put out something in the genre and am always glad when they do.







It’s okay, judge me. It’s what anyone deserves when they let morbid curiosity get the better of them instead of worrying about the moral decay of the universe. But as much as I convinced myself these last few years I was done with these kinds of films, this one just lingered in the periphery. A monstrous shadow looming over all modern transgressive cinema. An omnipresent internet pest, texting me disembodied lols and emojis of claw hammers and severed nipple oops-memes and then some more lols just to make sure I knew it’s all just jokes, man. It’s not like anyone’s actually going to die if I watch it. You’ve defended worse, after all. Let’s see if I can find a diamond encrusted in this shell of basement blood and shit. Stop being such a pussy and put it on. You can take it.

And so I relented. And now here we are. My verdict obvious within seconds of it starting, but not turning it off. A headache for the rest of my life, because I pushed all the way through to the end. And what for? Will I get some kind of prize where they rescind my membership to humanity? Is this what I was hoping for during all these years of watching trash? Not the hope of transcending existence but to finally be excluded from it?

Are my neighbours looking at me weird now? Should they expect I might eat my dog because of what I’ve now got stuck in my eyes? How violently do I need to gesticulate towards the audience this was really meant for to prove it wasn’t for me? And if I begin to solemnly shake my head in disapproval, will I be absolved for ever taking part in this?

But don’t you even dare try and perform your way out of this one. There can be no tsk-tsking after the damage has been done. And it’s why I can’t in good faith employ the cover of giving it zero stars. That feels like a cop out. A way to deny my complicity in its existence. How my morbid curiosity was very much one of the ingredients in the toilet brew it was born from.

If the film does anything right, it is in making anyone who watches it feel complicit. There is no dodge available. The film is deliberately stripped of anything that could be considered a distraction from its central core of human debasement. Most of the victims we don’t even know as people, only as vessels of exhausted suffering. There is no action beyond slapping around the nearly dead. No suspense to be found as it gazes endlessly at wounds and private parts . No humor beyond some terrible puns only the unseen camera man laughs at, in exactly the same way he greets those he finds tied to his basement chair.


Looking away from the screen doesn’t make it cease to exist. Not laughing doesn’t mean it isn’t here for your amusement. Giving it a thumbs down doesn’t hurt it. Especially since it is the audience who truly deserves it.

Instead, give me a zero stars. Pin them to my chest with your deservingly cruel hands. And make sure to laugh at me as I just sit in my apartment with all the curtains drawn against the world outside.



I'm an oldfart so in the 70's as a kid I remember watching the creature double feature on Saturday afternoons. Attack of the Mushroom People (Matango), The Green Slime, Gorgo, The Thing from Another World. As bad as my memory is, I still vividly recall watching The Curse of Bigfoot a couple of Saturdays before Christmas, probably circa 1979-80 while my parents were downstairs putting up Christmas decorations.
Gorgo and The Thing from Another World are good fun. The other two are on my watchlist.

As an '80s kid, if it didn't have spaceships, cars or robots that turned into other things, I wasn't interested (well, that and I actually believed that the Grither in the short story of the same name was real and would come after me I said his name, but that's another story).