This is just a rough review of what I did for RoboCop and the remake:
Contains personal input and personal output and opinions rather than just statement of fact of what actually happened in the plot and character fates.
Original RoboCop:
Ok, I’m going for the older movies at the moment but Robo is one that needs to be reviewed by someone as new to the site as I am.
Yes, I know, also another Verhoeven movie.
Set in the future, a cop is gunned down brutally by a head gang of criminals.
After extensive surgery, he is turned into a modern ‘Million Dollar Man’ crossed with Frankenstein, though with no memory of his ‘human life’ from before.
An almost post apocalyptic look at the future of mankind sees the cop called Murphy attempt to find his past, and his future, by piecing together the technicalities that lead to his ‘death’.
‘Computer programmed’ as a ‘product’ of the police force and their officials to the point of almost mental incapacitation, he faces adversaries from not only the outside, but also from deep within.
Robocop is not just an ‘actioner’ or a sci-fi, or even a futuristic movie of death and destruction. It’s a long close look at where humanity is going.
The movie in a whole is so far ahead of it’s time that at 20 odd years ago, when the movie was released, it seemed far-fetched with the police uniforms and cars and society’s views and Military tactics involved in the film.
These days though, it seems on the tilting point of dated due to being only a few years behind modern day (2012).
An absolute masterclass in film making. Verhoeven’s take on the future is a
spookily realistic and well visioned view of our future. Something Verhoeven is a master of.
Weller as the titular Robocop is another masterclass on the acting scale. Miming robotic bird movements and bringing a human element to a creature made almost entirely of titanium is a wonder. How he does it, is almost a myth.
Rob Bottin’s creation of Robocop’s armour and makeup (especially when Robo removes his upper mask) is a wonder to behold. It looks, even by today’s standard,
genuinely real and has yet to be bettered in any movie I’ve yet to see.
What makes the movie really special is the quiet moments, where Robo is reliving some of his past ‘unerased’ memories. It’s something that really brings the audience on a par with Robo’s torn feelings of duty, love, humanity and sheer programming.
Mixed with the haunting soundtrack, the movie will live with you for a long time, if not forever.
Add to that mix some awesome shoot’ em up action scenes, explosions, black humour and melting men in vats of acid and you’ve got a sure fire hit.
Even if sci-fi isn’t you thing, again I say, this is still a must see. You haven’t seen a movie until you’ve seen this one. Just make sure you’ve got the popcorn ready.
I said that my last review, that
#11 Predator was a near perfect movie at 99%.
100% to Director Mr Verhoeven, Writer Mr Nuemeier, Designer Mr Rob Bottin and the music by the wonderfully enigmatic Basil Poledouris.
Remake:
Ugh.
RoboCop… one of the most iconic 80s movies ever made.
A product of its time in many ways, but is also one of the finest precognitive movies too. RoboCop, under the helm of Verhoeven, shows glimpses of a future that seemed far-out… but turned out to be true. It was also a tightly wound nest of boxes that surprised the viewer on every level.
It had class, style and soul.
This remake is simply a product of its time: All CGI, and no writing to back it up.
We have zero charisma from the production team. The film simply plays out in a 123, ABC script line, has zero to no realisation involved and even less emotional connection when it comes to the character writing.
There’s nothing in this movie to keep the viewer’s attention. Sure, there’s some nifty looking effects, I was pretty impressed at the reveal of RoboCop’s inner workings… but it’s a scene that was
A) A question we didn’t ask
B) An answer we didn’t need
Also, a greenscreen and CGI is no match for Rob Bottin’s work on Weller’s face.
So that’s it really. The movie just sort of, exists.
As for the character writing… poor. Very, very poor.
As an example, we have the rewritten Clarence Boddicker in the shape of a guy called Fallon, or Vallon, maybe Thallon? Not sure what his name was tbh… and I don’t really care, and neither did the filmmakers either by all accounts as he was played by a non-actor and had all of 30 seconds of screen time before he was, quite easily, dispatched by our titular Hero.
Lewis too. A white woman, now a black man, who for some reason, decides to play the race card at random in a scene in which it has no place.
What’s worse with that line, is there was no lead up to it. No exposition for it. A totally random race joke for the sake of it.
Lewis also, originally was RoboCop’s lifeline. Robo’s partner and almost love interest too. In this film, Lewis doesn’t do anything. It’s only in the third act that this non-character appears and simply stands in front of the ED-209 units so they can’t shoot RoboCop.
I mean, this is the treatment of all of the characters throughout the movie.
This character is this, that character is that. Action! Cut! Print it. Get it in the cinemas quick.
Even the iconic lines from the original show up and are slapped back down again with ignorance, and in scenes with little payoff.
Like Lewis’ race joke, the iconic “Dead Or Alive You Are Coming With Me” line is slapdashed into a random scene, just for the sake of it.
The acting is about as good as you can expect from such a troubled production.
Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton and Abbie Cornish doing the by-the-numbers thing and our non-actor in Patrick Garrow as Fallon, Vallon or whatever his name was occasionally grimacing at his goons.
Joel Kinnaman is best on show as Murphy/RoboCop though. Gladly so, but again, there’s little substance to this rewritten role and the dialogue he was given is, well, generic.
He did ok though as Robo, but, the rewritten and more human RoboCop is simply a role that any actor could do.
Peter Weller had to work at his role, he had to become RoboCop.
Kinnaman just simply had to turn up and recite his lines. There was nothing different, nothing original.
This movie really revolves around the CGI and action.
It’s exceptionally well rendered though too. But like I said, it is no substitute for Rob Bottin’s mastery of prosthetics and makeup.
The action is choreographed well too, but again, another slap down comes from the piss poor writing and poor audience-character connections.
Good choreography needs to be made exciting.
All in all, a terrible remake.
Anyone like myself who loves the original will probably be in the same boat as myself and wish they hadn’t bought the DVD.
I’m certainly glad I never spent the cash at the cinema though.
It will probably be more enjoyable if you haven’t seen the 1987 masterpiece that was brought to us by Verhoeven, Neumeier, Miner and Bottin.