5 Random Questions

I'm gonna ask 5 random questions, and you just answer them. That's it.

1. Do you sleep with your socks on?
2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex?
3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week?
4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe?
5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it?

Some of these questions are twisted enough for me...

1. Do you sleep with your socks on?
I sleep with nothing but a blanket.

2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex?
God no! I mean, that might be a good way to diet and all, but I really don't want to lose my appetite utterly.

3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week?
Hell yeah! Oh, I thought the question asked "a day".

4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe?
Um, no...wait...yes, er...who?

5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it?
No. All that grease would make me break out and puke.

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1. Do you sleep with your socks on?
Only in the dead of winter. (In LA, that's January 12th)

2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex?
And flex? no.

3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week?
yes..

4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe?
No. The first three would wear him out and that last one would get 'im.

5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it?
Hello, dehydration! The most I candle is about 6 slices.

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Answers
1. No.
2. Weekly...
3. ...and then some.
4. Yes.
5. No.

Yet another female MoFo that I have fallen helplessly in lust, er, love with.

MARRY ME!!!

NOW!!!

You sexy little wood nymph (or can you at least pretend to be one?)

Will somebody sedate this guy
1. Socks....?
2. Once in a blue moon
3. Cheeky
4. Of course. He can beat anything (except rust)
5. That would make anybody ill...

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1. Do you sleep with your socks on?
I'm sure I have, but generally, no.

2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex?
Ditto.

3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week?
My grandmother posts here, damn you.

4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe?
Yes.

5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it?
A pound? No. But sometimes I make a pound of taco meat, melt cheese over it, and just eat the whole thing with a spoon.

HOLY CRAP! Can you move your left arm after such a feat?

So far, so good, though I'm severely right-handed. Might have something to do with it.

You're too late, my dear.
I've already sworn to marry Ralph Fiennes.

Me too!!! Wow, what a coincidence. Ain't he a dream boat?

I'll flip ya for him...

1. Do you sleep with your socks on? USUALLY NO
2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? NO
3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? IM A GUY OF COURSE
4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? I DONT KNOW
5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? NO

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1. Do you sleep with your socks on?
never

2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex?
not too often

3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week?
could be more than that, but hey

4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe?
who? what? where? i don't know...he's on third...

5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it?
never

1. Do you sleep with your socks on? Nope
2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? No.
3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? i don't want to count how many times, thank you. lol
4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? There's more than four G.I Joes last time i checked, but i mean, yeah, he's a giant robot...he could stomp on a thousand G.I. Joes
5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? Disgusting....and yet i didn't flinch about the masturbation thing....haha

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1. Do you sleep with your socks on?
-Don't know...

2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex?
-Naw

3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week?
-Duh

4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe?
-I could beat all of them up, including you

5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it?
-No...

It's too late now, but I meant to say GI Joe, not all four GI Joe, because that just sounds dumb.
But maybe you thought the 5 questions in an of themselves were dumb.
Either way, we have a lot of wankers visiting this site.

Holy ****, no kidding. Everyone that has posted in this thread wanks off. Oh crap that includes me too

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1. Do you sleep with your socks on?
I sleep with a sexy sock puppet on my...
2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex?
Only in group activities & also make noises.
3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week?
Is it a pay week?
4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe?
Bumble Bee could simply take on four Joes

5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it?
Yes. A woman in uniform turns me on... and in and out.

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