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Welcome to

FOOD TOURNAMENT:

The Mega MoFo Picnic

And it's exactly what you think it is -- a food tournament.

It's time for a Battle of the Eats!

This will be a mega tournament, so there will be 256 items on the menu tonight.

You may nominate 8 food items, or 16 food items.

Once we get 256 delicious things to eat, the tournament will begin, and begin promptly.

Please nominate SPECIFIC things to eat. Do not generalize. Do not just say "pizza." Say "Pepperoni Pizza" or someone else could nominate "Hawaiian Pizza", etc. Do not just say "hamburger." State what kind of hamburger it is, even if it's just plain. You can list what's on it to make it seem appetizing.

If you want to nominate a Big Mac from McDonald's or something, say that it's a Big Mac from McDonald's.

Be creative with your food. Make up your own dish, if you'd like. If you've never ate it, imagine what it tastes like, or look at a picture of it online.

You can be funny with your food choices -- for example, "humans" is allowed if you wanna do some cannibalistic humor. Or "dogs." You name it.

Anything you can swallow and digest (that's not too obscene) will be allowed. Candy, desserts, breakfast foods -- all are welcome! DRINKS -- including alcohol -- are welcome! You can also include cigarettes and anything else that goes with dinner. Marijuana joint -- whatever you want!



Bon Appétit!

~ Julia Celebrity
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THE MOFO MENU

Sexy Celebrity's Edibles
Vanilla Soft Serve Ice Cream Cone
Prime Rib
Taco Bell Soft Taco
Mint Oreo Cookie
Fortune Cookie
Chips Ahoy! Coconut Chunky Cookie
Pizza w/Sausage and Peppers
BBQ Chicken Pizza w/onions
Sweet and Sour Chicken
Panang Curry w/Chicken
Marlboro Red Cigarette
Maruchan Picante Chicken Ramen Noodles
Blood
Banana
Coffee Ice Cream
Key Lime Pie

Camo's Chitlins
1.Bacon Cheeseburger
2.Butter Chicken
3.French Onion Soup
4.Massaman Curry
5.Tiramisu
6.Wonton Soup
7.Caulliflower Cheese
8.Honeycomb Ice Cream

Citizen Rules' Nibblins
IPA Ale
Coconut Ice cream
French Lavender Ice cream
Jalapeno pizza
Red Bananas
Red Delicious Apples
Wasa Crackers
Tomato, Basil, Garlic Pasta with Parmesan
Guinness Extra Stout beer
Iced Peppermint Mocha espresso
Limburger cheese
Swiss cheese
Minestrone Soup
Lasagne
Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice
Dark Chocolate fudge

False Writer's Wingdings
Pepperoni and Bacon Pizza
Chicken Tenders
Mac and Cheese
Mozzarella Sticks
Pumpkin Pie
Yellow Cake with Chocolate Icing
Auntie Anne's Pretzels
Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich

Gatsby's Gravy Train
Chicken Pot Pie
Braised Short Ribs
Potato Skins
Pork Chile Verde
3-cheese Ravioli
Crab Cakes
Tonkotsu Ramen
Sausage Stuffed Quail

Gbgoodies' Goodies
1. Lemon Chicken (Chicken Piccata)
2. Ravioli a la Vodka Pizza (Ravioli a la Vodka on top of Pizza)
3. Baked Ziti Pizza (Baked Ziti on top of Pizza)
4. Chocolate Covered Cherries
5. Godiva Milk Chocolate Covered Raspberry Starfish
6. Non-Alcoholic Piña Colada
7. Mallomars
8. Baked Mac and Cheese Bites
9. Banana Milkshake
10. Cheesy Garlic Bread
11. Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles
12. Nilla Wafer Sandwiches with Hazelnut Chocolate Centers
13. Roast Beef, Rare and Juicy
14. Hot Chocolate Loaded with Mini Marshmallows on a Cold Day
15. Chicken Cacciatore
16. Angel Food Cake with Milk Chocolate Frosting

Swan's Deep Fried Fat
1. Deep Fried Zucchini
2. Deep Fried Cauliflower
3. Deep Fried Brussels sprouts
4. Deep Fried Artichoke
5. Deep Fried Spinach
6. Deep Fried Mushrooms
7. Deep Fried Tomato
8. Deep Fried Avocado

Miss Vicky's Chips
Banana Cream Pie
Whole Milk
Milk Duds
Dr. Pepper
Watermelon Jelly Belly jelly beans
Root Beer Float
Carnitas Burrito
Strawberry daiquiri
Buttered popcorn
Chili dog
Kettle corn
Pumpkin bread
Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donut (hot and fresh!)
Cheesy garlic mashed potatoes
Banana Laffy Taffy
Swedish Fish

THE WINNER:

Dr. Pepper

Nominated by Miss Vicky

THE RUNNER UPS:

Chicken Tenders

Macaroni & Cheese

Both Nominated by False Writer
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Pepperoni and Bacon Pizza
Chicken Tenders
Mac and Cheese
Mozzarella Sticks
Pumpkin Pie
Yellow Cake with Chocolate Icing
Auntie Anne's Pretzels
Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich

Pretty much everything I want to eat but know I shouldn't.



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Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity
It's just a plain old banana.
I thought you meant we couldn't include a sole food like just saying Chocolate or whatever but had to specify something like Banoffee Pie in Bananas case. Banana works though



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Well, I don't know how else to be more specific about a plain old banana.



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Originally Posted by False Writer
Pepperoni and Bacon Pizza
Chicken Tenders
Mac and Cheese
Mozzarella Sticks
Pumpkin Pie
Yellow Cake with Chocolate Icing
Auntie Anne's Pretzels
Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich

Pretty much everything I want to eat but know I shouldn't.
Never had Pumpkin Pie but always hear of it in thanksgiving scenes of movies and shows. Also i'm just going to take that as a Roast Beef sandwich sine i've never been to Arby's.



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Originally Posted by Camo
Never had Pumpkin Pie but always hear of it in thanksgiving scenes of movies and shows. Also i'm just going to take that as a Roast Beef sandwich sine i've never been to Arby's.
Yeah pretty much. It looks like this:


May look plain but it's very, very good!

And yeah pumpkin pie is great! I'm not aware of its availability outside the US though.



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Personally I've never really cared for Arby's roast beef sandwiches, but I do love pumpkin pie.



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Chitlins are pig intestines you can eat. They're used as a stuffing.



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Looks like not many of you are hungry enough for the MoFo Picnic.



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Chicken Pot Pie
Braised Short Ribs
Potato Skins
Pork Chile Verde
3-cheese Ravioli
Crab Cakes
Tonkotsu Ramen
Sausage Stuffed Quail



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Don't forget you can nominate 16 foods. It's just -- once we have 256 items, that's all I'm talking. If we even get that.



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I'll join, but I didn't check to make sure that my food nominations weren't already taken. Let me know if I have to change anything.

1. Lemon Chicken (Chicken Piccata)
2. Ravioli a la Vodka Pizza (Ravioli a la Vodka on top of Pizza)
3. Baked Ziti Pizza (Baked Ziti on top of Pizza)
4. Chocolate Covered Cherries
5. Godiva Milk Chocolate Covered Raspberry Starfish
6. Non-Alcoholic Piña Colada
7. Mallomars
8. Baked Mac and Cheese Bites
9. Banana Milkshake
10. Cheesy Garlic Bread
11. Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles
12. Nilla Wafer Sandwiches with Hazelnut Chocolate Centers
13. Roast Beef, Rare and Juicy
14. Hot Chocolate Loaded with Mini Marshmallows on a Cold Day
15. Chicken Cacciatore
16. Angel Food Cake with Milk Chocolate Frosting

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