Hohoho!

Merry Christmas!

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HO!HO!HO!

Oh, Santa!

You're such a raggamuffin, you are!

Oh. Well I'm just spent!



Ho! Ho! Ho!

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Wow. I, like, so have no idea who you are.

Merry Christmas! Your thread's reminded me of something...a MoFo tradition I'd nearly forgotten.

And who are you young man?

Oh yes you're on that other list that elf Tinkle keeps away from me!

HOHOHO!

Naughty and cynical boy!


Cheer up!

Was it the HOHOHO part that reminded you?

Merry Christmas Santa! O ho ho ho!


Oooo...I have a some questions for you sir.

Are you here to find out what we all want for Christmas, checking out who's naughty and who's nice, or just trying to find some escape from this busy this time of year?

How old are you really?

Which reindeer is your favorite?

What do you do once you've delivered all of your presents?

What present would you like for yourself?

What are you giving Mrs. Claus?





Yoda...what tradition had you almost forgotten?

This is so excellent.

No. But good one.

Wait and see.

Merry Christmas Little Annie!

I'm on a mission, you see, gathering final wishes together and I'm drunk on eggnog and have no idea how I got here HOHOHO!

I'm taking a Santa Pause

Ask me again, I'll tell you the same...

enough questions!

(One of my elves slipped me a viagra , Mrs. Claus gets to ride the pony this year)


Why does Santa like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !

Oh, Santy, please! You kill me!

I love Christmas at this place.
Let's take the insanity up another notch, shall we?

FREEZE a jolly good fellow!!

Ah yes, Santa's favorite, lad... I had *hiccup* forgotten those!

I saw Mommy kissing you underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep [she thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep!]

The point of the matter is what the fudge did you have your tongue inside my mother's mouth for, man?

They don't call me Santa JAWS for nothing, little Matt!! Oh and your mom lost her .... cookie, I was helping her find it HOHOHO!!!

I love this place. Honestly. I really do.

I do too... ... Merry Christmas....

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Q. What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A. They go into town and blow a few bucks.

It's too bad Hannuka Harry never had such a lasting presence, or in the spirit of X-mas, presents.

Anyways, Santa, I had a question.
Well, Santa, what's a jew to do, in these times of Christmas cheer?
You see, with all of my friends celebrating Christmas, I just feel so lonely sometimes...


Oh, and if Matt's angry about you kissing his mom, you might want to stop shipment on those hardcore videos of you and his dad.

HO HO HO

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HoHoHo Sonny!

Santa thinks it's time for you to start believing in the right things! How can you be right and all your friends wrong, Huh?

I have a story for you, young man:

A little boy about nine or ten, was sitting on my lap. I pointed my finger in the boys face, and said "George I know what you want for Christmas! A T-O-Y."
"Nope!" replied George.
Then again, pointing my finger in the boys face, "You want C-A-N-D-Y."
"Nope!" replied George.
"Then just what the hell do you want?" I asked.
George looked me in the face, pointing his finger, "I want some P-*-S-S-Y! And don't tell me that you don't have any, because I can smell it on your finger!!"



Merry Christmas!

(Singing)

"S-A-N-T-A,
C-L-A-U-S,
Hooray for Santy Claus!"

Here's a few questions for ya....

Wheres that remote control R2D2 I asked you for back in 1978? Seriously! I was a good kid, I was only three!

Also, Why is it that if you deliver toys to all GOOD girls and boys, the terrible kids still get presents, and why do you give the poor kids fewer gifts than the rich brats?

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