Holy Crap! The Zombie Pockyclypse is here!

They're keeping the truth hidden, but I see through their lies!

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Stashing my twinkies.

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He kept eating the mans face after being shot, that's a little insane.

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I know! All the signs of being a zombie; naked in public, eating another person's flesh, being shot multiple times to be stopped. I don't know what else to call him!

I've already got a CB Radio anyway.

Currently in the process of installing a panic room and filling a coolbox with food.

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YYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS FINALLY! My dreams of the ZomPok are finally to be realised!!!

Hahaha, I read this at work, was gonna ask to go home early and start barricading the doors and windows......

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You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Did they think they were hallucinating every time they went to the toilet, and the phonecall was someone informing them of the grim truth?

Face eating....? That beith a witch! Burn him!!!!

Remember everyone, eating faces is only good if you add seasoning, otherwise it tastes bad.....the zombie told me before he died, said it was his only regret in life.