This a simple thread that's probably been done before, but I need some entertainment and it's a little slow here now. I've been in the mood for good comedy lately, so I thought I'd start this. Feel free to post as many as you think of and some of your favorites.
[stealing Tony's shoes]
John McClane: Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
-Die Hard
Charlie: With an ass so beautiful, it's a shame she has to sit down on it.
-Out to Sea
Butch Cassidy: How many are following us?
Sundance Kid: All of 'em.
Butch Cassidy: All of 'em. What's the matter with those guys?
-Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Henry Gondorff: They'll probably miss you, and shoot me!
-The Sting
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
-Spaceballs
Professor Henry Jones: Junior, I have tell you something.
Indiana Jones: Don't get sentimental now dad, save it until we get out of here.
Professor Henry Jones: The floor's on fire... see... AND the chair.
-Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
[stealing Tony's shoes]
John McClane: Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
-Die Hard
Charlie: With an ass so beautiful, it's a shame she has to sit down on it.
-Out to Sea
Butch Cassidy: How many are following us?
Sundance Kid: All of 'em.
Butch Cassidy: All of 'em. What's the matter with those guys?
-Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Henry Gondorff: They'll probably miss you, and shoot me!
-The Sting
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
-Spaceballs
Professor Henry Jones: Junior, I have tell you something.
Indiana Jones: Don't get sentimental now dad, save it until we get out of here.
Professor Henry Jones: The floor's on fire... see... AND the chair.
-Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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