MoFo Battle Royale Sweet Sixteen: The Monster vs. Jack Burton

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The Monster
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Jack Burton
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The Monster (Frankenstein films)

vs.


Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China)
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Will your system be alright, when you dream of home tonight?
Can't go wrong with Frankenstein.
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Welcome to the human race...
Jack Burton would look that big sucker right square in the eye and tell him the check is in the mail.
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Welcome to the human race...


JACK
You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

THUNDER
Who?

JACK
Jack Burton. Me!

(WANG CHI somersaults out of nowhere.)

JACK
Ol' Jack always says, "What the hell."





That was tough. In the end I had to go with Jack. He is the man.
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I've never seen Big Trouble, but I guess I'll give my vote to Frankie's monster anyway.