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Sparrow

Directed by Johnnie To

Sparrow is the story of four pickpocket friends going about their very lucrative business in bustling Hong Kong, when a mysterious woman - the beautiful Kellie Lin - approaches all of them separately and taking them under her spell. Turns out she's under the influence of big time influential criminal, the old Mr Fu, and is trying to escape his clutches.

Johnnie To makes great entertaining action thrillers. He has a solid base of actors that appear again and again so when you're watching one it feels like a comfy friend of a film, same guys, different story, but always watchable.

This one, although also a crime thriller has a lighthearted almost French new wave feel. Kellie Lin click clacks through the streets of HK in her high heels like a Chinese Audrey Hepburn. The guys chase her around the back alleys trying to avoid Mr Fu's heavies.

A great film for making you smile, with a brilliant closing sequence in the evening rain, a pickpocketing challenge amongst the crowd with their umbrellas dripping in slow motion. Great stuff!





I enjoyed this movie quite a bit.



RocknRolla

Directed by Guy Richie

First of all let me say that Snatch and Lock Stock have a certain appeal to them..loveable Cockney villains, the patter, the nutters and the eejits, the flashy film effects, the novelty of recognising places you know, but this one is a bloody mess. A rambling unconvincing plot with underdeveloped characters - how it gets 7.4 on the imdb charts is a complete mystery to me. I don't know what Tom Wilkinson was thinking to get himself involved in this. I only hope Richie paid him lots of money, and Toby Kebbell too - man you need to get back and get some more advice from Shane Meadows.

Horrible. Don't watch it.

0/5



RocknRolla

Directed by Guy Richie

First of all let me say that Snatch and Lock Stock have a certain appeal to them..loveable Cockney villains, the patter, the nutters and the eejits, the flashy film effects, the novelty of recognising places you know, but this one is a bloody mess. A rambling unconvincing plot with underdeveloped characters - how it gets 7.4 on the imdb charts is a complete mystery to me. I don't know what Tom Wilkinson was thinking to get himself involved in this. I only hope Richie paid him lots of money, and Toby Kebbell too - man you need to get back and get some more advice from Shane Meadows.

Horrible. Don't watch it.
Unfortunately I did
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Wow. Didn't the title and the fact that it's 'directed' by Guy Ritchie tell you anything? Surely that's enough of a warning for anyone.

Also, on a totally unrelated topic, why have you changed your avatar? And to that? It's wrong, wrong I tells ya!



Wow. Didn't the title and the fact that it's 'directed' by Guy Ritchie tell you anything? Surely that's enough of a warning for anyone.
Ok I am owning up My Sister sent it to me in the mail, it is on Divx, so, I just watched it sorry

Also, on a totally unrelated topic, why have you changed your avatar? And to that? It's wrong, wrong I tells ya!
Because I can't help myself



Ok I am owning up My Sister sent it to me in the mail, it is on Divx, so, I just watched it sorry


Because I can't help myself
Ah, the freebie. OK, I understand. Doesn't mean that you have to watch it (I still have an unwatched copy of Ghostrider that someone gave me) but I do understand.

As for the avatar, I think you need couselling.



Bronson

Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn

This is a stylised biopic of one of Britain's most notorious prisoners Michael Peterson who renamed himself Charles Bronson during the time he was boxing. Now in his mid 50s, since the age of 22 he has spent all but a few months of his life in prison. His original sentence was given for armed robbery in which only a few quid was taken, but his subsequent violent behaviour in jail has kept him a captive man all these years, a category A prisoner, a man who's been transferred to almost every jail in Britain and for many, many of those years he's been in solitary confinement.

The Danish director is famous for his Pusher trilogy, a series of films about the criminal underworld in Denmark, so his credentials for getting into the mind of someone like Bronson are sound. The way he does this is by having Bronson (played by Tom Hardy) narrating parts of the film from the stage of a small theatre together with dressed up theatre audience. Dressed in black and with white face make up, his manic leering and grinning narration is weird and eerie.

Danny Hansford, one of the producers, has described Bronson as a victim of his own reputation, and indeed this man has effectually served over 30 years many more years than some murderers. Judging from the film which was apparently made with Bronson's co-operation, his larger than life personality and his penchant for playing to an audience with added hostages have not gone down well with the prison authorities so parole has been strictly off the menu.

Refn has made a film that gives Tom Hardy the role of a man who's obviously talented (his art and poems have won prizes), probably a very funny guy too, but whose violent temper and histrionics have led to this long life in a cell. Tom Hardy rises to the part, giving a brilliant larger than life portrait which puts the rest of the film into shadow but you find yourself asking what it is we're being given here - are we being asked to sympathise with years of a man's life wasted? Admittedly true, but without more background you're not drawn in - where did that temper come from? his upbringing seems conventional enough. In some ways the film isn't doing the real Bronson any favours, I'm sure prison life is bloody hard, and things go on in there that we don't care to know about, but by seeing him as a cocksure challenging comedian, we don't get to see the fact that he's been there incident free for the last seven years and is still being refused parole and the effect that serving all these years in solitary has on someones mind.

In a way comparable with a similar film Chopper, and with shades of A Clockwork Orange, the morality of the film is more divisive specially when you do read the occasional lurid tabloid stories about the guy. Interesting, morally challenging, but Hardy's performance fills your head too much!



3.5/5



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directed by Mabrouk El Mechri

I had no idea. I just.. i can't... when did....

I mean.

This is most unexpected.

What?

No i still can't believe it.

Who'd have...

The humanity.

Why would anyone?

I need to lie down for a little,

The humanity?

Really?

I'm quite upset.

Is this even physically possible?

Wait.

He's made a good film?
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Great review C!

I was completely unaware of this movie and I'll definetly watch it now.

Did you watch the Pusher movies?
I'll be interested in your opinion on Bronson. Y'now I haven't seen the Pusher films. Have you? I've added the trilogy set to my Lovefilm list. Are they worth watching?



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I'll be interested in your opinion on Bronson. Y'now I haven't seen the Pusher films. Have you? I've added the trilogy set to my Lovefilm list. Are they worth watching?
Yeah I've seen them. Mads Mikkelsen (the lead role) played the bad guy in Casino Royal by the way - the guy with the bleeding eye.
Well let's see - the Pusher films. It's filmed with hand held camera for the most part, giving the movie a rough feel to it. It's dark and kinda violent (espicially the last one). Mads Mikkelsen plays this low-life criminal/drug addict, who you kinda feel sorry for, but is still repulsed by.
It does describe the underground of Copenhagen - drugs, theft, prostitutes etc. etc. Even mafia gangsters, which I kinda had trouble believing since the movie sets in Copenhagen.
I think you're going to have trouble understanding the humor, since it's in Danish.

Pusher Trilogy:


I wouldn't buy it, if it was me. I suggest you rent it first (I don't know whether movies on a Lovefilm list is to rent or to buy).



They're for rent K, so no probs. I like Mads Mikkelson too which is a bonus

Are you Danish? How would the Danish sense of humour appear to a Brit like me?



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They're for rent K, so no probs. I like Mads Mikkelson too which is a bonus

Are you Danish? How would the Danish sense of humour appear to a Brit like me?
Mikkelsen*

Yup, Danish, born and raised.

I enjoy Mads Mikkelsen quite a bit. He was in King Arthur too, as Tristan.
More and more Danish actors seem to star in American movies. Thure Reinhardt in Angels and Demons, Mads Mikkelsen in Casino Royal, Ulrich Thomsen in Hitman and of course Viggo Mortensen, but he's kind of in a different league.

I'd be happy to recommend you a few Danish movies if you're interested.

Danish humor - let's see. It's actually kind of hard to define, since it's very versatile. The humor in the Pusher movies is very dark and kinda immature. There's this one guy who calls himself Kussen, which is a vulgar word for vagina. When he get's angry he says something like; "Now the (vulgar word for vagina) is really tightening up!"
At one point in the movie the main character visits a prostitute and when failing to get an erection he says; "Well too bad for you guys. You aint getting some of the king-(vulgar word for penis)."
So that's pretty much the humor in the Pusher movies for you. Of course some of it is a bit more mature.

They're not bad movies but there's definitely other Danish movies which is way better.