"Some people drink, there's drugs, I mean, I would never do those things."
AH GAWD ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. The ****. Why ****. ****. ****in'. ****. ****.
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You know, I was the goober that thought there was some worthwhile discussion to be had over one guy's arrest over possession of cannibal fetish fan-fiction.
THIS earns no such good will from me.
You can... pretty it the **** up with everything from gut-spillin' monologues, soft piano music, and a concerned narrator, but this doesn't rub me any different than that old German ****er who abandoned his wife and kids to live as a 6-year-old girl. This identity **** is gettin' way outta hand.
And you know what, if it was just one or two people who inexplicably had this really bizarre hyper-specific fetish in common,
OKAY, FINE, GO BE WEIRDOS TOGETHER, but this entire documentary plays SUPER HARD into the whole "this is a community" thing, and the "this isn't about sex" thing, and the "this will always be a part of my soul" thing and
GO **** YOURSELVES.
I imagine it's pretty easy to call me out as the bad guy from an extremely liberal perspective, but it doesn't take a whole lot of reasonable skepticism to start catchin' whiffs off these latex doggy gimp suits.
The documentary is profoundly inconsistent on a variety of points SUCH AS...
Despite Spot's ex explicitly stating that his "transition" is what ended their relationship (which why in the **** would I care about that), they keep flipflopping on the reason as if it's uncertain.
Their emphasis that it's "not about sex" also doesn't stand up to the open admission that it's born out of BDSM and their feeble backpedaling trips over the professed "feelings of pleasure" they get for obeying their master, and need I REALLY draw attention to the guys at the end with buttplugs for tails at the end? Spot even says he didn't win the stupid competition because everyone else was doing raunchy stuff and he wasn't "hard" enough. YEAH, Spot dressing up as a dog is just a gateway to harder roleplays, next time we see him he'll be taking whips as a ponyslave.
I can't even remember what else was inconsistent, I'm trying to block it out. I'm just incredibly suspicious of this instantly platonic defense, you got all these guys, men mostly for some reason (some offhand remark about women beings cats seems to assert gender roles upon the two entirely unrelated species) who belt up to do some of the most shockingly dull activities on the face of the planet like eating without their hands, pressing on squeaky toys, and playing fetch all with the convenient supervision of "handlers" who repeatedly insist that they don't do any of the dog stuff, they just "care" for the dogs.
I think you mean "ENABLE".
And in the case of the "
sexual handlers", literally get off on torturing submissives.
WHY? Why just dogs? What is it about dogs? I didn't see anything demonstrated here that was natural to dogs, and in fact given that dogs are an almost universally domesticated animal EVERY SINGLE THING on display here were simply qualities we, as humans, have ascribed to dogs:
Playing fetch.
Wearing a collar.
Eating out of dish.
Sleeping in a cage.
Walking on a leash.
Obeying commands.
Chewing squeaky toys.
Pissing on lampposts.
Anal ****ing, gay sex isn't even unique to dogs.
These aren't qualities unique to dogs, these are qualities unique to our subjugation of dogs. And given my bleeding heart veganism,
I can't help but see this entire fiasco as anything short of the canine equivalent of BLACKFACE.
Except now it's a "MOVEMENT" and a "COMMUNITY" and an "IDENTITY" which "SPEAKS TO PEOPLES' SOULS" and ****.
God, can you imagine if after slavery was abolished African Americans had to deal with people who've passionately assumed the identity of "black slaves" and who insisted on not being allowed to vote, drinking from "black only" water fountains, sitting at the back of the bus, getting roundly beaten by their masters, and forced to pick cotton by hand?
BECAUSE IT TURNS THEM ON???
OR MAKES THEM FEEL SPECIAL?????
The ****in' indignity of it all. That this got a sentimental documentary disgusts me. Bring back Cannibal Cop.
Oh, and now Youtube is recommending me
Secret Life of Living Dolls and ****,
THANKS. THHHHHHHHANKS.