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1. Annie Hall ("Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.")
2. Crimes and Misdemeanors ("Last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.")
3. Hannah and Her Sisters ("How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can opener works!")
4. Manhattan ("I can't express anger. That's one of the problems I have. I grow a tumor instead.")
5. Zelig ("My deepest apology goes to the Trochman family in Detroit. I...I never delivered a baby before in my life, and I... I just thought that ice tongs was the way to do it.")
6. Purple Rose of Cairo ("No! No! Don't turn the projector off! No! No! It gets black and we disappear!")
7. Take the Money and Run ("Nobody wears beige to a bank robbery!")
8. Broadway Danny Rose (" It's very important to be guilty. I'm guilty all the time and I never did anything.")
9. Play it Again, Sam (" I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she fake it that night?")
10. Sleeper ("My brain? It's my second favorite organ!")