Some Matrix Humor

Tools    





I See You When You're Sleeping
"Kung-Fu Swedish Rastafarian Helldemon" nearly made me fall off my chair!



I think they are all bogus.

Trinity appears in Revolutions, so it's not really possible that she dies in the end of Reloaded.



I See You When You're Sleeping
Originally posted by Yoda
Please tell me the spoilers listed on that page are, in fact, bogus. If they're not, I'm going to kill you in a very painful way.

I was just about to post in with a spoilers tag having read all of the content. I REALLY hope that that is not factual or I may have to have a little outrage. I really hope the return of the mystery character thing is wrong! please!



A novel adaptation.
I have now deleted any formerpresence of myself in this thread.
But for those who didn;t see, I made a gigantic ass of myself as per usual.

So ashamed, so ashamed.

Still, I've had someone present all of those points to me in another forum, with all seriousness in mind. Cut and paste kind of thing.
__________________
"We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm."
--Winston Churchill



A novel adaptation.
It was a list of porno film titles inspired by the war in Iraq.

I... I just don't know what came over me.
Help me Chris. Help me...



A novel adaptation.
Unfortunately yes.
You won't be dissapointed though, in real life I'm all slimy.
I think it may be ectoplasm, or some sort of sugary beverage. I don't know, I should probably wash it off.


On a related note, my favorite was: Weapons of Ass Destruction.



Unfortunately yes.
Well, screw that.

I think it may be ectoplasm, or some sort of sugary beverage. I don't know, I should probably wash it off.
If it's Mountain Dew, you're as good as dead. Tell your family you love them and head for the nearest quarantined zone.

On a related note, my favorite was: Weapons of Ass Destruction.
Was Saddamy on there? If not, I hereby take full credit for its hilarity.



My life isn't written very well.
Weapons of Ass Destruction If you could see me, I'm literally laughing from my gut.

Saddamy A riot I tell you, a laugh riot!


How's this:
Operation: My-racky, eat-um!
__________________
I have been formatted to fit this screen.

r66-The member who always asks WHY?