The MoFo Personal Pictures Thread

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Joining the trend. I'm sure there are baby pictures of me lying around here somewhere, but I'm having a hard time locating them, so these will have to suffice for now.





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Loads of photos tonight! I like yours Mark, nice memories hey
Sean your mum is lovely and look at your grandma cuddling you, you must've been very precious.
Matt, your mum is gorgeous as is your sister and cousin
Yoda, so cute !
And Capt, you're a thoughtful looking child , nothing changes hey



That's a sinister physco killer clown in the making right there man!

First picture is like, "when I grow up, I'm gonna kill people while wearing clown make-up and a stupid hat!"
Second picture is like, "mom, if this camera man's going to ask me to sit in any more of these stupid f*cking positions I'm gonna end his life I swear to God!"
Third picture is like, "Grandpa, tell us that story of how you once strangled a man to death using only one hand and a pair of g-strings!"

That's too much? Yeah that's too much... I'm sorry. Forgive my "other side", split personality you know...



Back off, Mr. Minio. She's mine.

And that's exactly why in 15 years of posting on internet boards, I have never posted a photo of myself. It never fails, if someone puts a photo on a board, someone else will mess with it. I'm sure Matt's sister would be happy to see her wedding treaty in such a manner.



And that's exactly why in 15 years of posting on internet boards, I have never posted a photo of myself. It never fails, if someone puts a photo on a board, someone else will mess with it. I'm sure Matt's sister would be happy to see her wedding treaty in such a manner.
She looks happy to me
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Yeah, there's no body mutilation in it



Literally the very next box I looked in contained a whole slew of baby photos. Unfortunately I don't have a scanner or anything, so I had to take pictures of the pictures and upload them to my laptop, but I think they turned out okay.

My cocaine habit goes way back:


So does my love for baths:


And apparently my obsession with clowns:


Again, if you look to the upper right, behind the book, that same damn clown was haunting me:


"What? I've got something on my face?"


My first porn magazine:


"What'cha gonna do, brother, when Hulk Hogan and Huckleberry Hound run wild on you?!"



Wearing Nike already!
Never made sense to me to buy a baby any expensive brand name shoe.... they only wear them for 1 - 2 months???



That's a sinister physco killer clown in the making right there man!

First picture is like, "when I grow up, I'm gonna kill people while wearing clown make-up and a stupid hat!"
Second picture is like, "mom, if this camera man's going to ask me to sit in any more of these stupid f*cking positions I'm gonna end his life I swear to God!"
Third picture is like, "Grandpa, tell us that story of how you once strangled a man to death using only one hand and a pair of g-strings!"

That's too much? Yeah that's too much... I'm sorry. Forgive my "other side", split personality you know...
Oh Im sure I could come up with some worse than what you have... lol





And apparently my obsession with clowns:


Again, if you look to the upper right, behind the book, that same damn clown was haunting me:


"What? I've got something on my face?"

Killer Clowns and Cannibalism, eh Capt?



The thing isolated becomes incomprehensible
That's a sinister physco killer clown in the making right there man!

First picture is like, "when I grow up, I'm gonna kill people while wearing clown make-up and a stupid hat!"
Second picture is like, "mom, if this camera man's going to ask me to sit in any more of these stupid f*cking positions I'm gonna end his life I swear to God!"
Third picture is like, "Grandpa, tell us that story of how you once strangled a man to death using only one hand and a pair of g-strings!"

That's too much? Yeah that's too much... I'm sorry. Forgive my "other side", split personality you know...
Embrace the dark side, my friend!



i'm SUPER GOOD at Jewel karaoke
hey all. been awhile since i posted anything here. here's some recent pics.

first of all, i recently got engaged to the man i've been dating for the last couple years. he proposed on Valentine's day. i was honestly really shocked; i didn't expect a proposal quite yet. i was so shocked i almost threw up. lol i didn't though. thankfully...



here's the ring. it's an amethyst in white gold celtic knot. amethysts are my favorite. i don't like diamonds which i had managed to convey to him beforehand



here's the outfit i wore the night he proposed! i probably would have dressed up more if i'd have known how the night was going to go.... ha!





here's some pictures we took at dinner right before he popped the question. if that's not the face of a man with a plan i don't know what is. ha.



he proposed, and i made this face.

we just moved into our first home last week. i absolutely love it. we have this cool decked out screened in porch and a huge backyard. and our two babies aka my cat and his dog.

they get along pretty well. so far.





and last but not least, i bought my first 2 piece bathing suit for this summer. here i am posing in it in our new backyard.



i'm honestly the biggest i've been in my life. i'm also the happiest. seriously - look at me, i'm glowing. does that look forced? more importantly, i'm happy and healthy. i'm independent, i'm stable, i have everything i could want or need. life is really good.

peace out, y'all!!

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