I don't care for any of the
Rocky movies and haven't even bothered to see
VI yet. If I
had to choose one to sit down and watch, it'd be the first one, I suppose. I'd only grade it about a C-, and the fact that it won the Best Picture Oscar over much better films
Taxi Driver, Network, All the President's Men and
Bound for Glory is some sick joke and an Academy embarrassment. But having said that, at least it's watchable and Bill Conti's theme is undeniably iconic. I do like that the first one also spends time to actually develop the characters and isn't all about training montages and in the ring (Talia Shire and Burt Young are great, and some of the supporting color like Joe Spinell add a nice texture to the affair). Stallone can barely act his way out of a paper bag or a meat locker there, but at least it is a naturalistic, humble performance. In the latter installments his "acting" is intolerable (he is capable of decent work now and again if he stays in his limited range, but you won't find it in
Rockys
II-V).
Rocky II is basically just the first movie except that they got rid of the only thing that makes the original remotely palatable: Rocky does win the big fight this time. Yee-haw.
Rocky III is interesting at least for the timecapsule of early 1980s cheese, Survivor's infectious "Eye of the Tiger", Stallone's vanity and the over-the-top silliness of Mr. T's Clubber Lang, though it's still a very lousy movie and doesn't have enough camp value to carry it for me.
Rocky IV is so sickeningly dumb and completely cartoonish that Drago should have turned out to be an actual robot. Fighting an android on the moon would have made a better flick than the dour and dull-witted
Rocky V that couldn't even mine the easy target of the Don King personality and era of over-hyped boxoffice boxing for anything remotely interesting. And casting his real-life son, who was much too old, as Rocky's son was as bad a move as Francis putting Sofia Coppola in
The Godfather Part III...it's just
that movie at least had potential to be great.
Rocky V would have been a turd no matter who was cast in the roles.
From what I hear the fans and critics saying, sounds like
Balboa is at least a better note to go out on than the unwatchable
V, but it would have been damn difficult to make a worse movie, so that's not much of an accomplishment.
But thanks for asking!