HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU
This movie actually came close to being decent in my eyes despite the fact that I am most definitely not counted amongst what the studio suits would refer to as the "intended target audience". So yeah, despite that there were bits and pieces of the film that I actually genuinely enjoyed but in the process of putting all the fragments together, well, it just doesn't work. At least not to my liking.
The story consists of four, maybe five, relationships that the film jumps back and forth between with some success. Each relationship plays like its own generic Hollywood rom-com clunker. Turns out though, when you cut those down to bite-sized portions they aren't that bad. The characters are what you'd expect: a lovesick woman looking for a man, a guy who thinks he's got it all figured out, a cheating husband, a smoldering temptress, and so on so forth. The central storyline between the lovesick chick and the know-it-all guy (pictured above) is actually a pretty strong base upon which to build the rest of the movie. Unfortunately, a lot of the stuff that is put onto this sturdy base couldn't stand up to a stiff wind. Most of the characters aren't given the whole treatment and their feelings and motives are mostly a mystery to us until it becomes convenient to the plot. The dialogue is consistently "okay" but someone in the writing department should have spruced it up. I like jokes. Also all these side-stories either take up too much time or not enough. It's as if the filmmakers wanted to be fair and give each story an equal amount of showtime with no regard for quality. Some of these storylines should have and could have been flat-out cut in my opinion. I mean the movie was over two hours long!
The acting does make the time go by a bit easier. Or maybe I'm just talking about the eye candy. Anyways, the performances are actually fairly good across the board. The only pair that I really feel the need to shoot down are Affleck and Aniston, both of whom practically sleep walk through their roles. The big surprise for me as far as the thespians went was that Apple whore, Justin Long, who I've grown to hate because of those damn commercials (I love my PC) but he's actually not too shabby here. Ginnifer Goodwin, the lead, probably best known for her role in the show Big Love, was very effective for me. She got the meatiest role in the film and she squeezes it for all its worth. I hope she gets some more big offers because I know she can do some good for the cinemas and us cinephiles. Oh, and if you're wondering about Scarlett Johansson: no boobie shot yet.
I feel as if I've been talking too much crap about this movie when I actually had fun with more of it than I expected to. Still, it has its problems and it was made to make money, not entertain people like me. People with penises. So if you've got one of those, pass on He's Just Not that Into You. If you happen to not fall into that category though... have fun.