Guilty Or Not Guilty

Not guilty

In a confrontation with someone, did you tell them you had a gun?

Not Guilty, but thats`s a good idea.

Ever answered to a lonely hearts advertisement?

Guilty- partially well

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ALL WE DO OUR CHILDREN WOULD LIVE AFTER TOMORROW. IT IS OUR RESPONSIBLITY AND MANDATE AS ASPIRING AND PROFESSIONAL FILMMAKERS TO SET A HIGH PACE SO IT GETS HIGHER LATER.

Partially?

Not guilty.



Have you ever tried a new hairstyle that subjected you to ridicule from friends and family?

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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

Johann von Goethe

Guilty.

Ever lie to an ex about your dating history?

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"The dog is the god of frolic." ~ Beecher

"Exit, pursued by a bear." ~

Guilty

Ever cheated at cards?

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Not guilty, but a marked deck was pulled on me a long time ago by idiots who didn't know how to make it pay. I became aware something was fishy and quit. Low stakes game and I wasn't out any real money.

Did you ever heckle a mall Santa?

Not Guilty (Isn't their life bad enough?)

Ever been so ill you thought you were going to die?

Guilty, if hangovers count. Otherwise, no.


Have you ever gotten stupid/drunk/inappropriate at the office holiday party and been talked about for weeks?

Yes, but nobody cared. It was expected of me back in the day.

Did you ever feud with your relatives on Christmas Day?

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Louise Vale first woman to play Jane Eyre in the flickers.

Not Guilty (Christmas has always been very peaceful at my house... Don't know why? )

Ever tried on a police officers hat/helmet?

Guilty

Have you ever been in a police line up?

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~In the event of a Zombie Uprising, remember to sever the head or destroy the brain!~

not guilty

ever wanted to beat up a Santa??

LMAO Guilty

Ever thought it would be good idea to hide someones keys and just watch them go nuts?

lol guilty!
ever tickled ones ear with a strand of thread while they are asleep?

Not guilty.

Ever put a sleeping person's hand in a pan of warm water?

Not Guilty

Have you ever put Vic under your eyes?

Not guilty? (I don't know what "Vic" is. )

Ever trip over nothing in public?

Guilty,

Ever make an obscene phone call?