Films that NEED a Robot

Terms of Endearment.

Think about it. Robot butler? It would have been awesome!

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Review: Cabin in the Woods 8/10

I prefer Robut, when discussing these matters. But yes, many, many films could use one. A Robut Jack Nicholson would be OK by me in just about anything.

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Modern Times

Go ahead. Piss on me for being serious

I won't piss on you. But I will fart in your general direction.

Robuts and piss are a bad combination. Rust, ya know.

PW - brilliant! I think I'd prefer a robut Nicholson, in fact. I'm thinking "Always Look on the Bright Side of Your Life" with a robotic stutter... yay!

Would be perfect for the new opera version

The Passion of the Christ would be greatly improved by a robot. I mean he could roll in and say "I'll save you, Jesus!" and zap the Romans away and then there could be a hilarious Jesus/Robot buddy action comedy. I would so watch that.

Come to think of it, every movie needs a robot.

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Any film that Keanu Reeves appears in needs at least a subplot where we learn he is, in fact, a robot (or alien from a distant galaxy). It's the only way to credibly explain his complete lack of emotions and humanity.


"Woah. Batteries running down, Dudes."

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What about the second Bill and Ted movie where he had an evil robot twin?

Yes, Keanu has already played a few robots and aliens along the way...but that still leaves an awful lot of woodenness unaccounted for.

Keanu is a wooden robut? That's weird.

Wall-E. I always thought one more would do the trick.

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That's five funny as hell posts in a row. I gave rep to every single one.

See, I've been mystified why I didn't fall in love with that one. Now, I totally get it. Whew!!

Holden... another mystery solved.

This thread salves my fetid brain.

The English Patient with Wall-E thrown in there probably would have garnered a few more Oscars. How can you say no to a burn victim AND playful comedic relief?