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The Brave Little Weeman Returns!
WEEMAN'S REVIEW

The Big Lebowski is far and away my favourite Coen Brothers' film. Even better than No Country for Old Men. Why the critics were mixed about this masterpiece when it was released I'll never know.

Filled with fleshy characters (especially Walter, for both reasons), The Big Lebowski has the witty down to a tee. Scripts don't come much better than this, if at all. A true modern classic.

RATING

My Enjoyment:

Rating:

John Cusack: He wasn't in this one. Still,


BEST MOMENTS

Every scene is fantastic.
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"This aggression will not stand, man" -The Big Lebowski

Reviews





SEXY CELEBRITY'S REVIEW

This movie isn't funny and it makes no g***amn sense.

The biggest mystery is, why do I own it?

RATING

My Enjoyment:

Rating:

John Cusack: Didn't see him. Probably would have helped raise the rating to


BEST MOMENTS

When I shut it off.



MISS VICKY'S REVIEW

The Big Lebowski is without a doubt my favorite comedy of all time. No movie can keep me laughing so hard and so many times rewatch after rewatch after rewatch. The dialogue is genius and infinitely quotable. If you don't like this movie, you have no soul.

RATING

My Enjoyment:
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Rating:
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Weeman's John Cusack Jokes:
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BEST MOMENTS

The Jesus.
Gutterballs.



The Brave Little Weeman Returns!
Abide with Dude; fast falls the eventide;
The darkness deepens; Lord with Dude abide.
When other helpers fail and comforts flee,
Help of the helpless, O abide with Dude.



The Brave Little Weeman Returns!
Anyway I am off to bed, love you all, good night, sweet princes.
Goodnight, sweet prince. Yeah.



Dude's got great hair. How does such a loser slob have such great hair?
We just do. Although, The Dude doesn't have great hair, so what the hell are you talking about?
I woulda left the theater by now.
You never leave the cinema.
I used to feel like that about him. I still do sometimes.
Walter is Polish. I am Polish.
Really? You're American, so I doubt it.
Sam's kinda hot for an old gray haired dude with a stache.
Sounds like you should watch Roadhouse next. He's great in Roadhouse.
I have never had In & Out.
I find that difficult to believe.

More sheep than men in Wales.
And that's why the men only **** the pretty ones.
I imagine I would die at one of those places. It just sounds like a place where I could never exist at. And if I found myself at one, *POOF*, I'd explode.
I'm guessing you don't use the word poof as slang for homosexual in the States?

Thanks for the commentary.
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You never leave the cinema.
It's either leave the cinema or take out a knife and slit my wrists. Personally, I think Big Lebowski warrants only the first option. Maybe.

Originally Posted by honeykid
I used to feel like that about him. I still do sometimes.
First of all, HE'S IN EVERYTHING. Second, he's not cute. Third, he's highly respected.

He is a white male version of Whoopi Goldberg.

Originally Posted by honeykid
Really? You're American, so I doubt it.
I'm American, but I have a Polish side to my family that didn't move to America until the 20th century.

Originally Posted by honeykid
I'm guessing you don't use the word poof as slang for homosexual in the States?
I knew it was a word for homosexuals, but you don't hear it used that way unless someone's trying to be all British.