Will Amy Shumer lose weight?

There's something about being on TV a lot.
You have to keep looking at yourself ALL the time.

A lot of people that break into the spotlight heavy become thin.

What do you guys think in regards to Amy Schumer?
Will we see her get into "movie star shape" or will she stay normal?

Who is Will Amy Shumer?

You can put me in the "don't care" pile.

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Interesting observation... #not

In the coming years, I hope this supplants "non-porn incest titles" as the site's most-viewed thread that will not die.

Sounds like a mofie nomination!!
This thread cannot be killed.



This thread is the owl of security guards.

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My plan is working.
by having a typo people keep coming in here and making the same joke, thus bumping my thread.

GASP!!!!!!!

How DARE you ASK if a WOMAN will lose weight!!!!!!!!!

If she stays fat, maybe Paul Fieg will hire her for Ghostbusters 2.


Yep, I made a topical joke. Am awaiting backlash now.

This is actually really offensive to me because I've made far worse threads than this. At least I thought I did. Now I have to try even harder.

I also can't believe a woman losing weight is comparable to incest.

As cynical as it might sound, at some point, Shumer will be offered a juicy movie role that will be contingent upon her losing weight...it's just a reality of Hollywood. She's not big enough to be a character actress, so, yes, at some point, to advance her career, she will have to lose weight.

Thank you for having the balls to answer the question and not lose it like everyone else. This is why I really like you here.

I like you too, Sexy, your opinion means a lot to me.

Don't worry, your girlfriend will loose weight eventually.

i haven't seen anyone losing it, Sexy. except you. everyone else just seems indifferent.

will she lose weight? will she gain weight? don't know, don't care.

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ADMIT IT, Y'ALL CAN'T HANDLE THIS JELLY!

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