Song Tournament 3 - Brackets

Lady, the man put his penis inside Anne Heche. Why are you so supportive of him?

Because he's awesome. He's jaw-droppingly good. His guitar playing is literally orgasmic. There's a reason I've seen him in concert 8 times.

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This woman slept with him.

Aren't you at least a little angry right now?

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Or are you really Anne Heche?

Maybe there's another reason why you're so into Milk.

I don't give a crap who he's slept with.

I don't believe you. It makes you a little angry, I'm sure.

Match 1
Bobby Vinton - Sealed With A Kiss
Lindsey Buckingham – Someone’s Gotta Change Your Mind

Match 2
A-Ha - Take On Me
Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing

Match 3
The Monkees - Daydream Believer
Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street

Match 4
Billy Joel - Piano Man
Bobby Pickett - Monster Mash

Match 5
The Beatles - I Am the Walrus
Elvis Presley – In the Ghetto

Match 6
Del Shannon - Runaway
Michael Jackson - Thriller

Match 7
Ronnie Cook - Goo Goo Muck
Devo - Whip It

Match 8
The Moody Blues - Nights in White Satin
The Byrds - Turn! Turn! Turn! (to Everything There Is A Season)

You don't go to see a man in concert 8 times and not get a little pissed off that he's slept with that blonde clown and not you.

Angry? No. A little confused? Sure.

He also slept with Stevie Nicks. A lot. But then again, I kind of doubt that there's any male musician she's ever worked with that hasn't. Or producer. Hell probably some roadies, too.

She's better than Anne Heche, but Stevie Nicks... doesn't she sound like a man?

Lindsey must like mannish women.

He likes blondes. Nicks has a deep, nasal voice now (thanks to age, drug and alcohol abuse and cigarrettes) but she didn't used to.

On that note, I will retire to the sexy bed with thoughts of female rock and roll stars taking drugs, abusing alcohol and cigarettes and gaining deep, nasal voices from it.

Alrighty then.

Match 2
Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing

Match 3
Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street

Match 4
Billy Joel - Piano Man


Match 5
Elvis Presley – In the Ghetto

Match 6
Michael Jackson - Thriller

Match 7
Devo - Whip It

Match 8
The Byrds - Turn! Turn! Turn! (to Everything There Is A Season)

A part of me I'm not proud of almost picked A-Ha over Marvin Gaye

^ What about your choice for Match 1...

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Match 8

Match 1
Bobby Vinton - Sealed With A Kiss
Lindsey Buckingham – Someone’s Gotta Change Your Mind

Match 2
A-Ha - Take On Me
Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing

Match 3
The Monkees - Daydream Believer
Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street

Match 4
Billy Joel - Piano Man
Bobby Pickett - Monster Mash

Match 5
The Beatles - I Am the Walrus
Elvis Presley – In the Ghetto

Match 6
Del Shannon - Runaway
Michael Jackson - Thriller

Match 7
Ronnie Cook - Goo Goo Muck
Devo - Whip It

Match 8
The Moody Blues - Nights in White Satin
The Byrds - Turn! Turn! Turn! (to Everything There Is A Season)

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

Note that -- except for the woman who sings in Jefferson Airplane (who's backed up by a bunch of men in a band) and maybe Michael Jackson -- it's basically all male musicians who've made it to the end.

Most nominations were of male musicians though, so this is logical.

I prefer male musicians in general so I'm neither surprised nor saddened by the lack of female presence here. I'm still in favor of the women only tournament idea that was suggested, provided somebody else runs it.

But you're a woman. You should run the Women's Song Tournament.