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Contrary to what you might think, I've never dressed up any of my rats. Also I typically get males so lingerie would just be kind of weird. I only have one rat at the moment though and if I tried to put anything on him I think I'd end up bloody.

I did indeed. I'm in a light blue tank top and some dark blue shorts. I was wearing scrubs earlier. I run really hot so I don't like to wear long sleeved or heavy clothing. I also usually wear nothing at all to bed.


I'm far too lazy to keep up with a blog. I have actually written an unpublished book, but it's fiction and not at all related to my work.

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I've only been to southern California maybe three times in my life - twice to visit Disneyland (though the last time I went to Disney was when I was like 14) and once for a Lindsey Buckingham concert.

Sorry have to run, wife just got off work . This looks like fun, hope I can join in more next time. Take care all.

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

I don't think I could do that job. I'd be the one taking in all those pets and trying to find otehr homes, and end up like the Simpsons crazy cat lady.



WOW, I'd have guessed you were loud. Do you not find yourself attractive? I don't mean in a sense that you run around going "Aaah I fancy myself so much, I may as well just stay home watch porn and rub one out" of course...


I sometimes edit myself too. I know what you're thinking..

OH MY GOD, THAT'S EDITED???

I just leave in the expletives. It's cathartic to swear. Also healthy for the heart.


What's your worst habit?

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This is amazing information.

I didn't think Americans slept in the nude.


Oooh, what're you going to do with that piece of work???

I've been really fortunate to not have any terrible injuries or have any close friends or family members pass away. Probably the worst moment was when I was in the hospital after my gall bladder removal surgery in absolutely excrutiating pain begging the nurses to give me some dilaudid or morphine IV and all they would offer was some Vicodin tablets because they said it was too soon for another injection. They also got angry at me for screaming from the pain.

Cricket has been known to take nude naps.

Nothing, really. I've sent it to several MoFos to read, but only Sleezy ever actually read it all the way through.

Do you still have your appendix and tonsils?

Cricket also runs around in the woods nude. He's a wild American.

Was it fantasy/drama/romance/sci fi/thriller or horror?

Ok probably not horror.

My grandmother passed away while I was holding her hand, but she was almost 92 and had been in hospice care for awhile so I had time to process and accept it.

My dad's had a heart attack and a stroke but keeps on going.

I think it helps that my dad's side of the family is relatively small and there was no mom's side of the family until a little over a year ago. Both of her adoptive parents died before I was born and she didn't have any siblings with them.

Yes.

It was part drama, part romance, part erotica. Mostly gay. And depressing. Depressingly gay?

@Miss Vicky got a bucket list?

Ooh, PM it to me!

Not really? I mean, I'd like to see parts of Europe but I absolutely HATE traveling. I hate airports. I hate planes. I hate road trips and I get super EXTRA bitchy when I've been stuck inside any kind of vehicle too long.

Take calming **** and zone out. Europe's worth it. Plus, airline staff are trained to deal with uncomfortable BITCHY travelers. Any part of Europe in particular that attracts you? Don't say France....

I never wrote it with the intention of having anybody read it. I write for myself, or wrote rather. I haven't written anything in awhile but I did it mostly to entertain myself.

Everything else I've ever written revolved around heterosexual relationships, but those stories were also horribly depressing. So I challenged myself to write a simple boy-meets-girl love story with a happy ending. I got absolutely nowhere with that and somehow it morphed into a love pentagon? between a man, two other men, and two women.

As for my interest in gay culture, I'd say that simply stems from being a social reject in school so I made friends with the other social rejects and as it turned out many of them were gay.

It's not as unusual as you think. I once dreamt I got kissed by a gay man.

Italy and Scotland. Don't give a damn about France.

Italy mainly for the ancient ruins. Scotland because there are those two crazy Scotsmen that I met on this one weird online forum...

I watch gay porn. I don't watch much porn, but I go for the gay stuff when I do watch it. I figure 99% of porn is made for men, so if I'm gonna watch stuff that's made for men I might as well watch the stuff that's made for men who like men.

Good. I mean, I'm not knocking the sights, just...in fact, I'm knocking the cooking. Yeah, I said it. I had the WORST French onion soup of my LIFE in the champagne district in France.

Lived there for a while. You'll get amazing food, amazing sights, often equally bitchy people, but in an extroverted way. They tell off. EXPLOOOODE with lots of gesticulating and volume.

I'm going there next. Will report back if it's as wild as they say.