Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

I hate bugs.

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It stars Sean Penn, Michael J. Fox, John C. Reilly and John Leguizamo. It's about a group of American soldiers that kidnap, rape and murder a Vietnamese woman. It's depressing as all hell but very good.

Bang! Bang! Bang! POW!

Tex got shot. Lots of groaning and screaming. Or maybe he hit a mine. I dunno. Lots of screaming.

Michael J. Fox? I'll have to see it.

The C*cksucker fell asleep

Poor Gardner died.

Fox plays the one guy who refuses to participate. Sean Penn's the leader.

Actually I can't remember if it's Dafoe that goes evil or this guy with the scar. Maybe it's both.

Keep your ***** wired tight at all times.

That doesn't surprise me. Actually, was there controversy over this film when it came out? Something about how Michael J. Fox didn't really wanna do it. I dunno, that brings to mind something I think I heard about on a Michael J. Fox special.

Not as far as I know.

The latrines.

Charlie's ass looks good in those pants as he moves those latrines.

He's got his nose so far up Top's ass he's gotta be Pinnochio.

Wait -- is that Louis from Men at Work?

It is!

yeah, that's the Men at Work dude I mentioned earlier.

Oh, they're gonna smoke some pot in this scene.

White Rabbit plays in the background. GREAT SONG.