The Worst thing.

Alone in a place where no one lives

The worst way to cook food.

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"An Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
-Ben Kingsley, GHANDI

"Snozberries taste like snozberries"

In your pants.

Worst way to end a relationship?

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I have been formatted to fit this screen.

r66-The member who always asks WHY?

Cheating.

Worst way to avoid doctor bills?

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Review: Cabin in the Woods 8/10

Avoid going.

Worst way to cure depression?

with a gun or a knife.

worst way to eat food

Through your nose

Worst way to remove body hair

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

through your nose there, too.... owie!

Worst way to diet?

Not eating.

Worst way to eat spaghetti?

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I am moved by fancies that are curled
Around these images, and cling:
The notion of some infinitely gentle
Infinitely suffering thing.
T.S Eliot, "Preludes"

with a pitchfork
(though, there again, I'm thinking "through your nose"... it's the universal bad way to go)


Worst way to return a library book?

Reenacting the love scene from Lady and the Tramp with your significant others dog.

Tied to a brick and thrown through the front window of the local police station. Nobody should return library books high on crack.


The worst way to make a new friend is...

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

At a funeral whilst crapping on their mothers grave.

Worst way to volunteer at a library?

Thinking that making a 'Book Bonfire' is a good thing.

The worst way to trim your toenails is...

with a chainsaw

worst way to kill someone?

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With sex!

Worst way to argue.

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With a gun

Worst way to say Hi

backwards, like cartman

worst way to read a book?

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with the book stapled to your head.

worst was to make a weird noise.

Having internal gases escape from the bullet wound in your stomach.

The worst way to 'pillow talk' is...

...mention how much the person you just screwed reminds you of your mother.




The worst way to skin a cat is...

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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra

When your 8 year old is watching, then you say it'll make a fine purse.

Worst way to soak dentures?