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Originally Posted by led_zeppelin
I mean 3.8/5 sorry guys
O that's better. No problem.
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Mother! Oh, God! Mother! Blood!
Originally Posted by led_zeppelin
... with a smiley face drew on his naked anus.
Did you know you need a mirror to see Uranus?

Originally Posted by led_zeppelin
I'm used to seeing Bruno Kirby in dramatic parts (Sleepers, Basketball Diaries)...
and his biggest dramatic role, The Godfather Part II
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Plot: Jack Torrence (Nicholson) has been hired as the caretaker of the notorious Overlook Hotel, to stay there with his family and-get this-take care of it through the winter. As they arrive Jack's son Danny meets Dick Halloren (forget his name) and finds out that both Danny and Dick have the "Shining", which is where you can talk with your mind and stuff. Telepathy. . .If I MAY. And after Dick leaves, the family is all alone in a hotel not so famous for it's good aspects. With Jack just recovering from a drinking problem, Wendy (Shelly Duvall) his wife is so overprotective it isn't funny. So after the hotel's "residents" find out Danny has the Shining, they start making him see things to try to drive them out. Such as room 217's scary resident and "the twins". . .eesh. So finally, after many many months of being secluded while trying to write his play, Jack flies over the Cookoo's Nest. When Wendy realizes this, she whacks him with a baseball bat and locks him in the freezer. Oh and I forgot to mention Grady, the old caretaker who killed his wife and kids. So Grady lets him out of the freezer and Jack takes and axe trying to kill his family. After he finds Wendy he utters the famous words, "Heeeeeere's JOHNNY!" Although not totally original, I like it better on the Shining than I do on Johnny Carson's show. And from there on it's nothing but tense freaky scenes of elevators full of blood, messed up twins, and a scary Jack Nicholson.

What I liked about it is pretty much everything. Sure it starts off real slow, but that's good for the build up. Just like the Exorcist. But I think the ending of the Shining is cooler than the Exorcist's. Probably the scariest scene in a movie that I can remember but didn't post on that one thread is the twins scene. Sure Room 217 is creepy, but OH MAN those twins get to me TO THIS DAY! So pretty much how well done the suspense and horror is in the movie is my favorite part.

What I didn't like is that it doesn't follow the book that well. That being said it's probably my pic along with the Exorcist for the scariest movie of all time. And then again it said "Stanley Kubrick's" not "Stephen King's" so my argument is kind of void. I also didn't like how Jack Torrence is supposed to be a recovered alcoholic who is perfectly normal, until a bunch of months go by and then he goes crazy because of the hotel. In this movie I get the impression that Nicholson is a little crazy to begin with, which I don't particularly agree with. And my biggest problem with the film is how ANNOYING Shelly Duvall is in the movie. I was rooting for Jack to chop her up in the bathroom. And that's all I have for this review. I don't think I need to recommend it to anybody because I think all who have been reading my reviews have definately seen this movie.

I give it a 4/5
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Originally Posted by John McClane
I haven't seen it for one thing but, I'm going to go buy it. Thanks for the review it's pretty good, I commend you.
You haven't seen the Shining? You're right, go and buy it! NOW!



Mother! Oh, God! Mother! Blood!
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Originally Posted by Mark
"All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy."
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Nice reviews, mate.
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Good Job, Keep em' coming



I haven't reviewed in a while, because I can't find a decent cover for Kill Bill Vol. 1. So here's another movie that I own and wish to review.


Plot: Nicholas Cage's character is a private investigator, married and just had a baby named Cinderella. (?) But when a millionare dies, his widow finds an 8mm film in his vault, and plays it. What she sees is a horrific film of a teenage girl being brutally murdered by a man in a black mask. She calls Nichlas Cage to investigate and see if the girl was actually killed or not, because those kinds of films are usually fake. So as Nicholas Cage is investigating he meets Juaquin Pheonix's character, who is very helpful in the ways of underground porno and stuff. This film stars Nicholas Cage, Juaquin Pheonix, James Gandolfini, Peter Stormare (who pretty much plays in everything) and Anthony Heald.

What I like: Well, this film isn't really something you watch for fun. Although I do think this is a well done film, there are some things you should watch out for. First of all, some of the "smut" films are really nasty. Hardcore porno is nothing to watch for kicks, because in these films the guys slash the crap out of the girls, and it's pretty. . .ugh. Lots of nudity, lots of violence and lots of language. Besides the "smut" films nothing is really "hard to watch" but it gets pretty bad. But all that stuff I just said, doen't mean I don't like the movie, I think it's awesome, just some aspects are kind of nasssssssssty. *cracks whip* So I recommend this to people who enjoy movies like Natural Born Killers, Se7en, and stuff like that. Which I do.

I give this movie a 7.3/10 (this gives me more room to rate movies)



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Nice job. Thanks for the review. I've been unable to find time hopeful this weekend I can get a review out.*hint* Maybe Kill Bill Vol.1 *hint*



Sorry for my absence


Plot: Long ago in the second age of Middle Earth, the evil lord Sauron ordered elvin smiths to create 9 rings of power. 3 for the Elven lords, 7 for the dwarven kings, and 9 to the race of men. But when Sauron learned how to create his own rings, he created the most powerful one of all, the ring of (guess what?) POWER! MUAHAHAHAHA! After many years of ruling Middle Earth, the last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies or Mordor, and on the slopes of Mt. Doom, they fought for the freedom of middle earth. (got that line from the movie) After Isildur, the next in line to rule Gondor (the kingdom of men) killed Sauron and took the ring for his own, he was corrupted with evil. Then he was killed by a band of orcs, the ring was lost for a very very long time. Then it fell into the hands of Smeagol, who later was called Gollum. For 90 years Gollum lived at the bottom of a mountain in pitch black, slowly atrophying (sp?) and living abnormally long because of the ring. But then Bilbo Baggins fell into Gollum's cave (for more details read the Hobbit) and took the ring. Ok, now, a long time later, the "powers that be" in Mordor have risen up and are looking for the ring. They come looking for it in the Shire where Bilbo lives, so Gandalf the wizard orders Frodo and his companions to take it to Bree and meet him there. When he doesn't show up they tag along with Strider, a friend of Gandalf's to Rivendell, the Elven haven. Then they decide to destroy the ring in Mt. Doom, and they add 3 more people onto the Fellowhip to accompany them. Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, Legolas, and Gandalf. So the rest of the movie is the Fellowhip on their way to Mordor to destroy the Ring of Power.

What I liked: Well what's not to like. I've only read the books 4 times so when the movies came out I was in shock. This movie doesn't exactly move as fast as some would like, but WHO CARES!? I mean honestly, it's Lord of the Rings. My favorite scene is definatley the final battle at Amon Hen, mainly because it's a battle, and it was entirely in the book. The movie is packed with action, but mostly dialogue. If you want action you have got to see The Two Towers and Return of the King. This is the backstory movie, which is obvioulsy needed. And it's not like anything thing in the backstory is made up because Tolkien has crafted a world. Yes, it's like it actually happened. He even created all the languages, now that takes time! In my opinion, after these movies were made, Peter Jackson is now, what Stanley Kubrick and Steven Spielberg were in the 70's and 80's. He has created one of the greatest movie trilogies of all time. I recommend this to anybody who has atleast and hour of attention span. Although I'm pretty sure everyone on here has seen the movie.

I give it a 8.7/10



Great review. As you probably know, RotK was my favorite.



Nice reviews LZ... I didn't have time to catch up on all of them but I will... and welcome to the sticky club...
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Originally Posted by Caitlyn
Nice reviews LZ... I didn't have time to catch up on all of them but I will... and welcome to the sticky club...
Yes, welcome. You must write more now.



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Great Review, Fellowship was my favorite of the whole trilogy. (Which, as you know, is saying ALOT.) But I disagree with your rating it was at least a 9.3. Good Review!
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Thank you very much for putting the Important thing, I didn't know how to do it.


Plot: Well, on the way to Mordor to destroy the ring, the Fellowhip has had many losses. Gandalf fell to the Balrog, Boromir died defending Merry and Pippin who were to be captured by the Uruk-Hai (a special breed of orcs) and Frodo and Sam left together to destroy the ring themselves. So this leaves Aragorn the man, Legolas the elf, and Gimli the dwarf to go and save Merry and Pippin from the evil Uruk-Hai and Saruman the wizard. So they go on a three day journey across the plains of Rohan at a pace not even Lance Armstrong could match. (harharhar) but as they are running on the third day (sounds kind of biblical) they run into the Rohirrim, the soldiers of Rohan. There they meet Eomer, the leader who tells them that they killed the Uruk Hai and burned the bodies. Thinking Merry and Pippin are dead, the trio is very dismayed obviously. Somehow though, Aragorn uses his ranger skills and figures out that Merry and Pippin ran into Fangorn Forest before they could be killed. And he is right of course, but when Merry and Pippin escaped into Fangorn, they met Treebeard, and ent. Ents are walking talking trees, the oldest race in Middle-earth, and Treebeard is the oldest ent. So the hobbits and Treebeard become fast friends. Then there is the trio of heroes trying to find Merry and Pippin, but they run into an unlikely character. Gandalf! Yes he did die, but when he died he was Gandalf the Grey, he came back as Gandalf the White, a much stronger wizard than he once was. Gandalf tells them of his affairs with the Balrog, and also tells them the the hobbits (M and P) are fine. So Gandalf and co. ride to Edoras, the capital of Rohan. There they find Theoden the king under the spell of Grima Wormtongue, a co-worker of Saruman, sent to corrupt the king. Gandalf frees Theoden of the spell, and throws Wormtongue down the steps. hehe Gandalf takes Grima's place as councellor, and helps Theoden to decide to go to Helm's Deep, a defensive fortress to protect his country from the 10,000 oncoming Uruk-Hai soldiers from Isengard.
In the meantime, Frodo and Sam have crossed into Emyn Muil, which is basically a bunch of jagged rocks, only really high off the ground. There they find Gollum, the retched creature long-sense possesed by the ring. He's no bigger around than my. . .well, let's just say he's thin. Gollum ends up following Frodo and Sam's orders after being tied by the neck to lead them to Mordor. Although Frodo believes Gollum can be changed back to good (which he is actually for a time) Sam however does not. So their relationship is a bit rocky. Gollum leads them after many happenings which I won't get into, to the Black Gate of Moror. The Morannon if I may. But when they are about ready to leave, Gollum says there is ANOTHER way into Mordor. So they turn around and go in a new direction. Then now go through Ithilien, which is guarded unbeknownst to the trio by rangers of Gondor. Headed up by Faramir, brother to Boromir who died saving the lives of Merry and Pippin. As Gollum slips away before being captured, sam and Frody however are caught by Faramir and troops. But nothing really happens here so he lets them go, but Gollum has turned evil again so now, the pass which he spoke of before, he now is leading them into a trap.
Now, Merry and Pippin have convinced the ents to join the war, so the ents march off to Isenguard. The Rohirrim at Helm's Deep are waiting for the Uruk Hai to arrive to fight them. And I forgot to mention that Wormtongue had Eomer and his Rohirrim banished so Gandalf is off trying to find Eomer. Well finally the Uruk-Hai arrive at Helm's Deep. 10,000 Uruks vs. 500 Rohan soldiers. But LO! the Elves arrive too so now it's 10,000 vs. like 800. So then follows the Battle of Helm's Deep, where Legolas and Gimli have a challenge to see who kills more Uruks. Meanwhile back at Isengard, the ents break down the walls, kill a bunch of orcs, (with M and P on Treebeard's back the whole time) and they flood the entire area of Isengard! It's awesome. So Saruman is taken care of, but at Helm's Deep, the Uruks are winning. Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli, along with Theoden and many other Rohirrim are backed into a room waiting for the Uruks to charge through. On the dawn of the 2nd day I think, the Rohirrim charge out into the huge army of Uruks for one last ride, but as they are charging out, who shows up but Gandalf and Eomer, with 2,000 of his Rohirrim to save the day. So Saruman is totally vanquished, but now they all must go to Gondor to try and get the Gondorian soldiers to help thing in the War of the Ring.

I give this movie a 7.8/10